Great, now here's the deal--I'm willing to drop my usual fee but there are some stipulations--I must be able to wear a cool costume--something in the way of, say, an Archangel. But no fluffy cotton or gossamer, we are going for extreme shock value here. Also, I must be guaranteed an effective entrance and exit. I'm talking serious laser lights, lightning effects, small explosions, smoke, smell of sulphur, etc. You know, the whole rock show scene. But I'm with ozzy, no bleeping bubbles please.
Now here's the scene--follow me on this--I travel through time carrying lifetime supplies of birth control pills, visiting the mothers of various despots and dictators--I can improv a speech, or someone can write one, about how God has commanded them to take this magical elixir...we can call it manna or something--
and after giving instructions on proper administration of said oral contraceptive, BLAM!!!! cracks of lightning, smoke, and voila! I disappear.
So...whatdya think? If it's a deal, be assured that I would ask for no monetary recompense, just the usual refreshments included in the "riders" of my standard contract--you know--a couple of cases of Rolling Rock beer, Crown Royal, some finger sandwiches, a case of Evian, olives, and a cheese platter, a veggie tray, and a large bowl of m&m's with the brown ones removed--all waiting for me and my entourage upon my return to the present time period.
So...if it's a deal, I'll just fax you the contract. Let me know. I do have a schedule to work around!
[This message has been edited by serenity blaze (11-24-2002 12:52 PM).]