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Allysa
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50 posted 12-07-2002 04:38 PM       View Profile for Allysa   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allysa

1. when your boyfriend shows up just as you've made a grilled cheese sandwhich to give you a card and some twizzlers... why does he have to be so sweet?  It would be easier if he just.....  wasn't.

"Wie ein Quadrat in einem Kreis, eck' ich immer wieder an obwohl ich doch schon lange weiß, daß ich niemals ändern kann." ~Wizo

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51 posted 12-07-2002 06:27 PM       View Profile for Ephraim   Email Ephraim   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ephraim

Not finding time to breathe.
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52 posted 12-08-2002 07:00 AM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

Squinting. It's the most absurd thing I've ever done.
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53 posted 12-11-2002 11:14 AM       View Profile for Allysa   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allysa

Cramps.  *doubles over in pain*..

if I take anymore meds, my stomach will bleed..... ahhhh..... I hate this... I hate school... okay, I'm going to go die now... good bye.

"Wie ein Quadrat in einem Kreis, eck' ich immer wieder an obwohl ich doch schon lange weiß, daß ich niemals ändern kann." ~Wizo

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54 posted 12-12-2002 12:45 AM       View Profile for quietlydying   Email quietlydying   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for quietlydying

headaches.

/jen/

'i don't care if it hurts, i want to have control.  i want a perfect body, i want a perfect soul.'  [radiohead]

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55 posted 12-12-2002 03:44 AM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

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56 posted 12-13-2002 10:40 AM       View Profile for Allysa   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allysa

Feeling great about your life when your smushed in a bed, under the covers, between your best (female) friend and your other best (male) friend who happens to be your boyfriend's ex-best friend and happens to have a crush on you, and keeps kissing the top of your head.   AHHHH!

when your boyfreind flips out because he finds out you were laying in bed w/ your best female friend and she kissed you.  Woo-hoo.  I'm a lesbian now... not.  

"Wie ein Quadrat in einem Kreis, eck' ich immer wieder an obwohl ich doch schon lange weiß, daß ich niemals ändern kann." ~Wizo

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57 posted 12-14-2002 12:39 AM       View Profile for quietlydying   Email quietlydying   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for quietlydying

there's nothing wrong with bisexuality.  i'm bi.  why does everyone always get so worked up over it?  i don't understand it.

anyways, more absurd things?  the feeling you have after eating an entire jumbo bag or nibs.  and the aftertaste.  bleh.

/jen/

'i don't care if it hurts, i want to have control.  i want a perfect body, i want a perfect soul.'  [radiohead]

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58 posted 12-14-2002 04:36 PM       View Profile for A Tone of Voice   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for A Tone of Voice

electronic messages, choose number one if blah, blah, and two if blah blah, or three if blah, blah.... then finally you get a real person and they tell you, you have the wrong department....hehe~! I hate it~!
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59 posted 12-14-2002 08:40 PM       Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Jaime

I've noticed that most of the girls who say they're bi actually aren't, but say it because it's trendy or because they kissed a girl. (Pssst.. that doesn't make you bi.) Not accusing you, Jen. You just reminded me of it.

Now that's pretty absurd.

I walked up to a girl and since I'm not one to hit on people who are straight (the considerate homo), I asked her if she was female inclined. She said yes, but then later told me she wasn't serious. She only said that to "impress" the guys sitting at her table.

Roll of the eyes.


Life is where you look for it.

[This message has been edited by Jaime (12-14-2002 08:40 PM).]

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60 posted 12-14-2002 10:15 PM       View Profile for PoetryIsLife   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PoetryIsLife

Miscommunication.

"A life unexamined is not worth living."
                       -Socrates

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61 posted 12-15-2002 01:29 AM       View Profile for quietlydying   Email quietlydying   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for quietlydying

oh but jaime, those are my favourite kind!!

::cough::

i've known for years, but tried to talk myself out of it for the first three.  heh.

man did that ever depress me at fourteen.

/jen/

'i don't care if it hurts, i want to have control.  i want a perfect body, i want a perfect soul.'  [radiohead]

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62 posted 12-16-2002 10:40 AM       View Profile for Allysa   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allysa

Ok, my friends and I have this club that we have actually dubbed "the girls club".  There's me, Alison, her boyfriend Lance (who is bi and very female-ish) and my freind Ryan (who is also bi).  My boyfriend doesn't get it.  Alison and I are like sisters, hence why it was cool that she kissed me when I'm not bi.  We shave our legs together, take baths together.... etc.

"Wie ein Quadrat in einem Kreis, eck' ich immer wieder an obwohl ich doch schon lange weiß, daß ich niemals ändern kann." ~Wizo

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63 posted 12-16-2002 08:40 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

Love. I mean, what the hell am I thinking about, trying to get Ryan to fall in love with me, when I have my entire life ahead of me? (and a trip to Florida when he hands me the money he owes me in the spring )
*sigh*
Bloody emotions, I'd like to shoot them all... mine, anyways. The rest of you can keep yours.  How saintly of me

"it was cute, it was like he was shy and didn't want to make it too obvious"
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64 posted 12-17-2002 08:13 AM       View Profile for Opeth   Email Opeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Opeth

Anyone who is selling their car and uses a "For Sale By Owner" sign.

I shouldn't have to explain why.
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65 posted 12-17-2002 10:18 AM       View Profile for sweetwater   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for sweetwater

- de-cafenated coffee
- 'diet'/ 'lite'/ 'non-fat'/ anything processed food
- non-alcoholic beer / champagne
- recognition through nepotism
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66 posted 12-17-2002 11:21 AM       View Profile for Kielo   Email Kielo   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kielo

People.
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67 posted 12-17-2002 02:10 PM       View Profile for garysgirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit garysgirl's Home Page   View IP for garysgirl

Hummmmmm...absurd things?
(I probably don't even belong in this thread, since it looks like the younger crowd is here............and I might start being compared to the ladies at Burger King?   HeeHee!!)
Actually? I think it's absurd when people (whatever age), are always putting other people down.....
I personally believe there is something good in everybody        no matter who they are, how they look, or what they may or may not have done. Granted, you have to look harder to find the good in some people more than you have to look for it in others.

A Tone Of Voice.....I think the electronic messages are sometimes absurd, too. The best thing is not to punch the numbers they tell you to, so they'll think you don't have a Touchtone phone.  That's what some of the places who have them told me....  

~Ethel~  

[This message has been edited by garysgirl (12-17-2002 02:13 PM).]

 
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