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Skyfire
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0 posted 09-02-2002 01:02 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire


Why is pantyhose so freaking hard to put on???
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1 posted 09-02-2002 01:42 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

sigh...it takes practice...um. Try rolling them on...and? stockings, another of life's mysteries...another question, why do I spend my time and money and take such care to put something on, only to have them taken OFF with so little regard?
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2 posted 09-02-2002 01:57 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Because they were designed by a man.
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3 posted 09-02-2002 03:42 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

LMAO I like it! I'll try that, Serenity Blaze
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4 posted 09-02-2002 05:32 PM       View Profile for Marshalzu   Email Marshalzu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marshalzu's Home Page   View IP for Marshalzu

Pfft there not that hard to put on... oh wait err I mean... err... they err... they can't be that hard to put on...

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ROFL. Seriously, some brands are harder than others. Seems the more expensive, the harder to put on, the easier to run.
No nonsense brand is not so hard as most.
And yeah, I'm sure a man designed them.
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6 posted 09-03-2002 05:16 AM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

LoL @ Andrew

I'll keep that in mind, Sandra
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Um...they're not.

Imagination=nostalgia for the past, the absent; it is the liquid solution in which art develops the snapshots of reality.

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8 posted 09-03-2002 10:31 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

I think that a man designed GARTER BELTS & STOCKINGS...

A woman must have designed pantyhose..
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9 posted 09-05-2002 08:43 PM       View Profile for Dark Enchantress   Email Dark Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Dark Enchantress's Home Page   View IP for Dark Enchantress

Hmm.. try thigh highs? They're easier to get on... and they make other things easier too..

"you don't need one of these to let me inside of you" T.A.

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Enchantress

Of COURSE you're talking about going to the bathroom!
RIGHT??

"two hearts will build the foundation for one point of light
a duet done with passion"

excerpt from "I Love You"

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11 posted 09-05-2002 09:14 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

um...and Dark E and Temp? Doesn't matter the style, but nicely manicured nails are a MUST....er, Jenn, for bathroom duties as well. sheesh.
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because it's a totally unnecessary garment

in the summer and spring and fall, it's too warm to wear them

in the winter, try single stockings and garters... *grin
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I hate them. I don't wear them. They are evil. *speaks regally* The Empress declares it so, so it is, the only exception being orange ones.

The Empress has spoken. Consider yourself priviledged.

Kielo

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I LOVE YOU! *kisses you* hehehe...

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I learn so much on PIP.

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LoL@Everyone.

Sincerely,
Titus

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I simply dont wear them unless I ABSOLUTELY have to, and even then
I fight tooth and nail.

~Sheri

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Swim out to it"

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I've worn them twice, and didn't find putting them on at all difficult... though, i wouldn't suggest taking them off if you have hairy legs... *OUCH*
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Of course I was talking about going to the bathroom...

"you don't need one of these to let me inside of you" T.A.

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19 posted 09-06-2002 09:22 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

DE: sure you did lol
Christopher: Uh... oookay...
Keilo! You're back!
Titus! Stop laughing you! I'll... I'll... I'll tickle you
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Yes, yes I am, in all my Empresstic glory, and because I'm the Empress, I can make up words like Empresstic, so don't look at me like that!

Kielo

HUGS EVERYONE!

I LOVE YOU! *kisses you* hehehe...

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Skyfire,
Come to Arizona! Most women here have given them up. Although I must say...I like the thigh high suggestion!

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

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'Because they were designed by a man.'

Yep. Designed by a man to hide unsightly things like hair, viens, bulgy knees, and other natural phenomena that males don't like to believe afflict their female counterparts.

'because it's a totally unnecessary garment'

Yep. Unnecessary because there's no need to hide behind a mesh that looks deceptively smooth but itches, rips, and slides down our legs... and hides our lovely, natural legs...

'I simply dont wear them unless I ABSOLUTELY have to'

Just out of curiosity, when does one absolutely have to wear nylons? I've never run across the opportunity where it is absolutely necessary- not at my high school prom, not at my grandfather's funeral, not at my graduation... I'm kinda still in Doreen's "totally unnecessary" boat.

Hmm, there I go with the overthinkin' again... but I'll be damned if I'm going to spend all day fidgeting uncomfortably because of a popular conception about female beauty...

I did not design this game, I did not name the stakes
I just happen to like apples, and I am not afraid of snakes.

-Ani DiFranco, "Adam and Eve"

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23 posted 09-13-2002 04:27 PM       View Profile for Dark Enchantress   Email Dark Enchantress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Dark Enchantress's Home Page   View IP for Dark Enchantress

The thing about blaming the males (despite how much fun it is) is that females are to blame as well. 95% of the time when I have ever been critcized for my looks it has been by a girl/woman/hag/female thing. Sometimes I think we really dishonor ourselves with our own socially set up standards and demands.

I'm never going to be Homecoming Queen, but that's perfectly fine with me. At least I know who I am.

"you don't need one of these to let me inside of you" T.A.

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I usually get the really nifty ones with all the tuck and lift support, and they are the HARDEST to put on. Really. And rolling them up from the feet...gather the material all the way to the toe, then put them on. It's usually easier...and watch those hangnails.
 
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