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0 posted 2002-09-02 01:02 PM



Why is pantyhose so freaking hard to put on???

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1 posted 2002-09-02 01:42 PM


sigh...it takes practice...um. Try rolling them on...and? stockings, another of life's mysteries...another question, why do I spend my time and money and take such care to put something on, only to have them taken OFF with so little regard?
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2 posted 2002-09-02 01:57 PM


Because they were designed by a man.
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3 posted 2002-09-02 03:42 PM


LMAO I like it! I'll try that, Serenity Blaze

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4 posted 2002-09-02 05:32 PM


Pfft there not that hard to put on... oh wait err I mean... err... they err... they can't be that hard to put on...

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5 posted 2002-09-02 06:29 PM


ROFL. Seriously, some brands are harder than others. Seems the more expensive, the harder to put on, the easier to run.
No nonsense brand is not so hard as most.
And yeah, I'm sure a man designed them.
Sandra

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6 posted 2002-09-03 05:16 AM


LoL @ Andrew

I'll keep that in mind, Sandra

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7 posted 2002-09-03 08:03 AM


Um...they're not.

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8 posted 2002-09-03 10:31 AM


I think that a man designed GARTER BELTS & STOCKINGS...

A woman must have designed pantyhose..

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9 posted 2002-09-05 08:43 PM


Hmm.. try thigh highs? They're easier to get on... and they make other things easier too..

"you don't need one of these to let me inside of you" T.A.

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10 posted 2002-09-05 09:09 PM


Enchantress

Of COURSE you're talking about going to the bathroom!
RIGHT??

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11 posted 2002-09-05 09:14 PM


um...and Dark E and Temp? Doesn't matter the style, but nicely manicured nails are a MUST....er, Jenn, for bathroom duties as well. sheesh.
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12 posted 2002-09-05 09:31 PM


because it's a totally unnecessary garment

in the summer and spring and fall, it's too warm to wear them

in the winter, try single stockings and garters... *grin

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13 posted 2002-09-06 02:28 PM


I hate them. I don't wear them. They are evil. *speaks regally* The Empress declares it so, so it is, the only exception being orange ones.

The Empress has spoken. Consider yourself priviledged.

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14 posted 2002-09-06 02:35 PM


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LoL@Everyone.

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16 posted 2002-09-06 07:06 PM


I simply dont wear them unless I ABSOLUTELY have to, and even then
I fight tooth and nail.

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Swim out to it"

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17 posted 2002-09-06 08:03 PM


I've worn them twice, and didn't find putting them on at all difficult... though, i wouldn't suggest taking them off if you have hairy legs... *OUCH*
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18 posted 2002-09-06 08:06 PM


Of course I was talking about going to the bathroom...

"you don't need one of these to let me inside of you" T.A.

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19 posted 2002-09-06 09:22 PM


DE: sure you did lol
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Titus! Stop laughing you! I'll... I'll... I'll tickle you

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20 posted 2002-09-12 12:32 PM


Yes, yes I am, in all my Empresstic glory, and because I'm the Empress, I can make up words like Empresstic, so don't look at me like that!

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21 posted 2002-09-12 01:48 AM


Skyfire,
Come to Arizona! Most women here have given them up. Although I must say...I like the thigh high suggestion!

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22 posted 2002-09-12 06:28 PM


'Because they were designed by a man.'

Yep. Designed by a man to hide unsightly things like hair, viens, bulgy knees, and other natural phenomena that males don't like to believe afflict their female counterparts.

'because it's a totally unnecessary garment'

Yep. Unnecessary because there's no need to hide behind a mesh that looks deceptively smooth but itches, rips, and slides down our legs... and hides our lovely, natural legs...

'I simply dont wear them unless I ABSOLUTELY have to'

Just out of curiosity, when does one absolutely have to wear nylons? I've never run across the opportunity where it is absolutely necessary- not at my high school prom, not at my grandfather's funeral, not at my graduation... I'm kinda still in Doreen's "totally unnecessary" boat.

Hmm, there I go with the overthinkin' again... but I'll be damned if I'm going to spend all day fidgeting uncomfortably because of a popular conception about female beauty...

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23 posted 2002-09-13 04:27 PM


The thing about blaming the males (despite how much fun it is) is that females are to blame as well. 95% of the time when I have ever been critcized for my looks it has been by a girl/woman/hag/female thing. Sometimes I think we really dishonor ourselves with our own socially set up standards and demands.

I'm never going to be Homecoming Queen, but that's perfectly fine with me. At least I know who I am.

"you don't need one of these to let me inside of you" T.A.

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24 posted 2002-09-13 11:00 PM


I usually get the really nifty ones with all the tuck and lift support, and they are the HARDEST to put on. Really. And rolling them up from the feet...gather the material all the way to the toe, then put them on. It's usually easier...and watch those hangnails.
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25 posted 2002-09-15 01:27 PM


Panythose were designed by men so that they could yell at you when you take too long.

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26 posted 2002-09-16 08:21 PM


LMAO that's a good one! I've decided that I don't need them unless I'm wearing a really short skirt. Otherwise my knee high boots cover up my legs *grins*
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27 posted 2002-09-16 10:41 PM


I like that... I had a friend who wore boots like that... She was cool... *returns from reminiscence* I miss her.
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28 posted 2002-09-17 09:30 AM


Your question intrigued me so I did a bit of research. You can check it out at this link


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29 posted 2002-09-17 09:42 AM



What link?

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Link? No link...? Hmmmmmm

Why is it that we are at our most ingenius only when trying to destroy the things that keep us alive and thriving?

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31 posted 2002-09-17 03:07 PM



Look!  No Link!

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32 posted 2002-09-17 06:42 PM


*wants the link*

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33 posted 2002-09-17 06:46 PM


How long have you had a goldstar, Rhonda?

Sincerely,
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34 posted 2002-09-18 10:39 AM


LOL at this thread. Especially the guys replies. I think they were designed by your grandma to slow you down when you are in a frenzy, make you think twice. oops, that would mean hard to get off, not on!
God already gave me leg covers....skin.

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35 posted 2002-09-19 04:16 AM


yeah but skin is so boring sometimes

I have a lizard, and his name is Jake.

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36 posted 2002-09-19 04:24 AM


just a bit of FYI - i have never found a woman's skin to be boring. *eg*
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37 posted 2002-09-19 04:47 AM


I thought pantyhose was a wet-ball slogger thingy

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