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Christopher
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0 posted 2002-04-08 02:23 PM



Say about thirty-five years long... anyone have a couch i can sleep on?

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Janet Marie
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1 posted 2002-04-08 02:34 PM


Oh....me thinks there's lots of couches that would welcome you...but I'm not sure how much sleep you'd get     lol
Elizabeth Cor
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2 posted 2002-04-08 03:03 PM


~snort~ rofl @ JM...

Poet deVine
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3 posted 2002-04-08 03:34 PM


I think we need to set up a lottery..unless you don't mind spending one month on my couch, one month on Janet's, one month on Kit's, one month on Nan's..and so on....
Nicole
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4 posted 2002-04-08 04:45 PM


lol  sorry, mine are all full.  

I have a lamp, I could clear off the entertainment center, you could probably fit in the bathtub, if I put in some shelving for your stuff?

hehehe



Titia Geertman
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5 posted 2002-04-08 07:44 PM


I could tuck you in the hay with the sheep

(my hubby did that once, was back within half a hour for they were constantly all over him LOL)

Titia

A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess...
Check out my new website: lookheretitia.fcpages.com (I didn't 'link' this, so it won't take too much space).I

Poet deVine
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6 posted 2002-04-08 07:46 PM


Oh Titia!!! LOL I think Chris definitely needs to sleep in the barn with your sheep!!! LOL He'd end up sleeping with "Ron" though!!! LOL



Elizabeth Cor
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Over the river and through the woods
7 posted 2002-04-08 08:11 PM


... and considering the problems Chris has had with sheep all over him...
Jeffrey E. Osborne
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8 posted 2002-04-08 11:57 PM


Have any of y'all considered what kind of shape he's going to be in after sleeping on your couch for 35 years?
Poet deVine
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9 posted 2002-04-09 12:01 PM


Sort of my ex-husband I think.
Janet Marie
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10 posted 2002-04-09 12:46 PM


OOOOOOOH good one Sharon....
that was a Zinger

ROFL

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11 posted 2002-04-09 01:11 AM



Kit McCallum
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12 posted 2002-04-09 09:37 AM


ROFL!!!!!


Christopher
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13 posted 2002-04-09 12:55 PM


great

i want a vacation, i get sheep.

baa.

Sunshine
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14 posted 2002-04-09 02:16 PM



Either way, couch ... or sheep...

can you imagine how he'd smell after 35 years?

yuch!

Janet Marie
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15 posted 2002-04-09 04:42 PM


Oh come on Chris...how can you expect the sheep to resist ewe when we cant....


WAKKA WAKKA        rofl

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16 posted 2002-04-09 05:53 PM


     

Dee
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17 posted 2002-04-09 06:24 PM


Chris, have you ever considered coming to Australia? We have a comfy couch you could use but in return you have to look after the flower farm while we go on vacation.

Dee

Stand straight and tall, not the reflection as others see you, but as you truely are.        Clearwater

Poet deVine
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18 posted 2002-04-09 08:20 PM


Dee, that's a great suggestion but I'm not sure how good Chris would be on a farm. How does he herd the daffodils?
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19 posted 2002-04-09 11:58 PM


couch? nonsense chris, I got a queen size bed *wink
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20 posted 2002-04-10 12:44 PM


come june, you may be sick of sheep---heh

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Elizabeth Cor
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21 posted 2002-04-10 01:20 AM


uh... I don't know, Dee. Christopher doesn't have much luck with Australians...

OR plants... how's my succulent doing, CHRISTOPHER???

Elizabeth Cor
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22 posted 2002-04-10 01:38 AM


ROTFLMFAO @ J!!!!!!

-2

heheheheh rock bring your pole with you...



Christopher
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23 posted 2002-04-10 01:39 AM


Cor: +1
Elizabeth Cor
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24 posted 2002-04-10 01:44 AM


!!!

You cannot plus because of nausea!

(heh. I’m going to start replying to peams "this is an entrance to my soul…")

Christopher
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25 posted 2002-04-10 10:42 AM


I can too. it's in the rules... pain, dear, pain.

*bbrrrr*

Elizabeth Cor
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26 posted 2002-04-10 09:51 PM


That is a different kind of pain... and of anything, my god, you are an expert in the infinite miscellaneous characters and variations of pain...

no plus. bad c.

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