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Jeffrey E. Osborne
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0 posted 03-08-2002 09:59 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey E. Osborne   Email Jeffrey E. Osborne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey E. Osborne

     Would y'all like to hear of the wonderful night when I... oh wait, that wasn't me

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1 posted 03-08-2002 10:20 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

Geeze, and I thought I was weird tonight

Just don't fall in love with me and no one will get hurt

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2 posted 03-08-2002 11:09 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey E. Osborne   Email Jeffrey E. Osborne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey E. Osborne

heh heh - I'm not weird, I'm "normalcy challenged"...

"this could get messy... but you don't seem to mind..."

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3 posted 03-08-2002 11:23 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

"normalcy challenged"... I like that!!!

Just don't fall in love with me and no one will get hurt

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4 posted 03-09-2002 04:22 PM       View Profile for dgvarner   Email dgvarner   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for dgvarner

i'd like to hear of it...how did it go...tell me the dream..again..cause it couldve been...you...

hugs, me

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5 posted 03-09-2002 05:01 PM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

geesh..
Hiya, Jeffey!!!!I'd LOVE to hear all about that, and why would you lie to these good folks, eh? C'mon..You KNOW it was you!
Oh, and don't try to deny that weirdo thing either. You know you're weird. Oh well..at least you're amusing.





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6 posted 03-11-2002 09:50 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey E. Osborne   Email Jeffrey E. Osborne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey E. Osborne

Wait a sec...is this the dream that involves the goldfish, the hot sauce, the german shepard and the ceiling fan? *sigh* Must I tell that boring story again? (heh heh)
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7 posted 03-12-2002 10:53 PM       View Profile for PoetryIsLife   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PoetryIsLife

Normalcy chanlanged.... Hmmm...

Like Alex said, "We're not freaky, we're normal in a freaky world."

~ Titus

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8 posted 03-13-2002 02:13 AM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress


JEFFEY! Nooooo! You WEREN'T supposed to tell them about that! ESPECIALLY about the GOLD FISH! OMGOSH!!

No..tell them the other story.

How grave is my condition, for I cannot find the words to say, I need you so.
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*gasp* You want me to tell them the OTHER story?!! You mean the one where we did.... and then I... and then you stood on your.... and then we (making intricate gestures with fingers) Geee... I don't know...you think they can handle it?
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YEAH! Thats the one! I think they can handle it! Except for the standing on my...part well..depends on what kind of stuff they're into, yanno? **whispers to the side in Jeffey's ear~~should we tell 'em?**


How grave is my condition, for I cannot find the words to say, I need you so.
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11 posted 03-13-2002 05:37 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

um. . . I don't think that you need to be telling any of those kind of stories to these good people. . .

Jeff. . . you could tell the one about that trip that you I took. . . you know. . . the one that got us thrown out of the state of Utah???  

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   Now John, you know that one of the conditions of our release from the penitentiary is that we don't discuss the details of that little escapade... (although I could have sworn that what we did was legal in Utah... or was that Wisconsin? I always get those indecency laws mixed up!)
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13 posted 03-14-2002 01:01 AM       View Profile for dgvarner   Email dgvarner   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for dgvarner

so..you gonna tell the story or what??
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You guys are hilarious. Thanks for the smile.

~ Titus

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um, Jeff??  what penitentiary was that again???  they all start to look the same after a while. . .

but I remember Wisconsin. . . and, it wouldn't have broken any laws if we had only charged admission. . . and served cheese. . . who knew that cheese could be served that way???

but, I think that I remember the story that you're going to tell. . . well, what I can remember after the you-know-what wore off. . .


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16 posted 03-14-2002 06:36 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey E. Osborne   Email Jeffrey E. Osborne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey E. Osborne

yeah, we probably overdid the Wisconsin adventure that one drunken evening when we whipped out the spray cheese in a can and started asking female patrons if they wanted to snack on our "Captains Wafers"

(whispers to Jenn - "Remind me to add whipped cheese to the above mentioned list of items for our next get together... heh heh")
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17 posted 03-14-2002 09:01 PM       View Profile for RosePetal   Email RosePetal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for RosePetal

lol come on jeff tell me something good
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18 posted 03-15-2002 03:33 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

sorry Jeff. . . but, I've already decided that whipped cheese just doesn't work anymore. . . it gets soft too easily. . .

besides. . . Jenn wouldn't know anything about that. . . she's far too innocent to even know about things like. . . cheese. . .

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19 posted 03-15-2002 04:21 PM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress


Cheese? Whats cheese?

Who is Jenn anyways?

Have you boys been out getting into trouble again?

How grave is my condition, for I cannot find the words to say, I need you so.
~Sarah MacLachlan~

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20 posted 03-16-2002 03:56 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

craziness. You adults behave yourselves.
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Umm..
We have adults here too?
OMIGOSH! NOOOOOOOOoooooooo!! GET EM OFF OF ME!!!!!





How grave is my condition, for I cannot find the words to say, I need you so.
~Sarah MacLachlan~

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22 posted 03-16-2002 08:48 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey E. Osborne   Email Jeffrey E. Osborne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey E. Osborne

(looks around) - I don't see any adults here; but I've been told I can do a good imitation of one

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23 posted 03-17-2002 02:53 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Now now, don't get smart with me. Or....or....erm.....I'll tell the teens to......do stuff!

Yeah, beware!
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24 posted 03-17-2002 02:17 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey E. Osborne   Email Jeffrey E. Osborne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey E. Osborne

     Do "stuff"?   STUFF?     AAAAAAHHHHH!!! No, not that - anything but that! Run everyone... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES - the teens are going to do (shivers) STUFF! Hide the women and children, men take up your farm implements! "Oh, the horror - the sheer uncontrollable bowel movement inducing horror of it all", he says as there is much gnashing of teeth and pulling of hair.
 
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