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50 posted 03-22-2002 01:36 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

Daniel!! You KNOW what the rest of that song is, dear!

Zu is my hero

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51 posted 03-22-2002 04:14 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

well. . . there's no need to fire. . .

*the computer voice interrupts. . . *

Thank you for your time here at JEO Enterprises. . . due to our recent dismissal by the CEO of JEO, we have decided to take over this thread. . . all of you are now summarily dismissed. . . except for Mr. Osborne himself. . . he will be assimilated. . . and his mind used for a hockey puck. . . that is all. . . thank you for your time. . .

*voice fades. . . *

. . . and that's all I'm going to say about that. . .

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52 posted 03-22-2002 05:11 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

*pokes Sven* Can't get rid of me that easily!

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53 posted 03-22-2002 08:55 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey E. Osborne   Email Jeffrey E. Osborne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey E. Osborne

    As long as we're discussing issues... Zu... er... Marshal... umm Andrew (you there - the British one ) , your rabid horse has some serious cleanliness issues that need to be addressed immediately!

(mutters something about mop handles being just as effective as he leaves the room in search of a mop)

     Assimilated? COOL! Does that mean I'll get some of those cool metal attachments all over my body like the Borg?

    and do I still get to keep my corner office with the beatiful view of... umm.. grape juice mixed with bread crumbs?



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54 posted 03-23-2002 03:59 AM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

LOL... "you there - the British one" That just cracked me up for some reason. His rabid horse? Excuse me? I may be his woman, but I'm not his rabid horse.  *notes that a normal woman hates it when a man calls her "his"* Serious cleanliness issues? What are you talking about?
<-- that's me.
And um, just out of curiosity... what are you planning on doing to me with that mop or broom handle? Geeze, man, would you make up your mind about what you're going to beat me with? Mops are fun. They make floors wet. And then you can laugh when someone you don't like falls and gets their butts all wet!

Resistance is futile. Or something like that. In my opinion, that just sums everything up about a marraige, right? The more the man fights against something, the more likely it is that the woman will get her way. Resistance is futile... I like that... Andrew, are you taking notes Dear?

Can we call you Jeffery of Borg? Oooh, oooh! Can I drive your cubeship? *oookay... I've watched WAY too much Star Trek*
    
Did you know that grape juice has a nasty tendency to stain?
    

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55 posted 03-23-2002 01:20 PM       View Profile for PoetryIsLife   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PoetryIsLife

"You there - the British one."



~ Titus

"My body is merely the canvas of my soul."
         ~ The Night Owl

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56 posted 03-24-2002 04:07 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

*yawn* Geeze, I'm so tired all of a sudden. Anyway, after that bit of useless information, I'd like to say that the rabid horse's rabies have turned her tongue blue and purple. Still not contagious though.

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57 posted 03-24-2002 06:11 PM       View Profile for Marshalzu   Email Marshalzu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marshalzu's Home Page   View IP for Marshalzu

*the British one is here* How thee command me ?

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58 posted 03-25-2002 02:30 AM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

I am just going to leave that answer in my head, Andrew You just left that wide open for my twisted interpretation.

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59 posted 03-25-2002 03:13 AM       View Profile for Jeffrey E. Osborne   Email Jeffrey E. Osborne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey E. Osborne

Dear Mr. Zu,
     Had this request been made earlier, we of JEO Enterprises would have insisted that you remove this rabid, messy, multi-colored tongued equine from the premises (or we would have sacked her ourselves) but since becoming assimilated we here at the JeffreyBorg collective feel it is in your best interest to investigate what is going on with her tongue and we strongly suggest you solve the matter before engaging in any romantic endeavors with her. Now, if you'll excuse us, we need to put racing stripes on our cube ship.
                    
          
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"My body is merely the canvas of my soul."
         ~ The Night Owl

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61 posted 03-25-2002 04:16 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

Any romantic endevors??????? Racing stripes. Oh geeze. LMAO

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62 posted 03-26-2002 03:40 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

*the voice continues. . . *

I'm sorry Mr. Osborne, but the collective has decided to put racing stripes on you. . . and not on the cube. . .

furthermore, any more outbursts like the previous one will result in your complete and quick termination. . . thank you. . .


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63 posted 03-27-2002 09:13 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey E. Osborne   Email Jeffrey E. Osborne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey E. Osborne

     Well as long as we're putting racing stripes on me, I'd also like some of those really cool flame decals decorating my butt! (making "VROOM" sounds as I run in circles around the room)
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64 posted 03-29-2002 09:49 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

Um... riiiiight.... *scratches head* Men.

I am a geek!!

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65 posted 03-30-2002 06:05 AM       View Profile for Marshalzu   Email Marshalzu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marshalzu's Home Page   View IP for Marshalzu

Women
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66 posted 03-30-2002 08:25 AM       View Profile for Jeffrey E. Osborne   Email Jeffrey E. Osborne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey E. Osborne

(shakes his head) ...hermaphrodites...
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67 posted 03-30-2002 07:03 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

What's wrong with women dear? *grins* You know I love my man!

Jeffrey... words fail me.

I am a geek!!

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68 posted 03-31-2002 02:41 AM       View Profile for PoetryIsLife   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PoetryIsLife

...hermaphrodites...

*grabs dictionary*

LMAO...

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69 posted 03-31-2002 04:33 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

Well we now know who doesn't know Cartman's mom's secret (off of South Park) *grins*

I am a geek!!

 
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