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Poet deVine
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25 posted 03-17-2002 03:06 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Jeffrey, the teens kidnapped me once and held me for ransom as they tried to take over the forums..it was SCARY!!! (and a lot of fun)

So they CAN do stuff....be afraid, be VERY afraid.
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26 posted 03-17-2002 04:58 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

Us? Teens? Do stuff? But we're all little angels! -- wait, I didn't mean that smiley! I meant this one *grins*

I am a rabid horse.

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27 posted 03-17-2002 11:11 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey E. Osborne   Email Jeffrey E. Osborne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey E. Osborne

I don't know if I would fetch much of a ransom but I'm open to a little kidnapping ... heh heh

umm... Skyfire, when did you become a rabid horse?

"this could get messy... but you don't seem to mind..."

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28 posted 03-18-2002 03:49 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

who called me an adult???  

where are ya???  come on out you coward!!!!

how dare you!!!!

{ROFL   )

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To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world.


[This message has been edited by Sven (03-18-2002 03:50 PM).]

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29 posted 03-18-2002 05:37 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

*steps out from the mist* twas I!

*pulls out a roll of bread* what are you going to do about it?
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30 posted 03-18-2002 07:59 PM       View Profile for PoetryIsLife   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PoetryIsLife

Us teens? We innocent!

~ Titus

My motto... always changing, always improving, living life in veiw of eternity.

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31 posted 03-18-2002 08:40 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey E. Osborne   Email Jeffrey E. Osborne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey E. Osborne

(waiting to see if Sven will "go against the grain" heh heh)
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32 posted 03-19-2002 01:52 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

I became a rabid horse on the uh... um... well sometime in the last week. Amy decided I'm a rabid horse. I think I'm worried... Oh but don't worry, my rabies aren't contagious.

I am a rabid horse.

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33 posted 03-19-2002 03:59 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

*snatches the roll of bread from out of his hand. . .*

Sir, I demand satisfaction!!!  

*tosses the bread at his feet. . . *

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34 posted 03-19-2002 04:26 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

*steals the bread and runs away*

I am a rabid horse.

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35 posted 03-19-2002 08:21 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey E. Osborne   Email Jeffrey E. Osborne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey E. Osborne

The rabid horse has stolen the much maligned bread roll! Someone do something!

It's plain that the grain
that was causing much strain
has been stolen by force
by a coarse rabid horse
Oh, what shall be done
about this poor kidnapped bun?

  - Jeff (writer of groan inducing rhymes )
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36 posted 03-20-2002 02:45 AM       View Profile for PoetryIsLife   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PoetryIsLife

Jeff, I LOVE IT!

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

~ Titus

My motto... always changing, always improving, living life in veiw of eternity.

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LOL!!!!!!!!

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38 posted 03-21-2002 01:16 AM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

SVEN! You're smokin' up the place with that face you're makin'! Didn't your Mom ever tell you your face was gonna stick like that? And you're not an Adult? I had you figured out the WHOLE time!


Jeffey,
Umm..this is not the room for bad rhyming. In order to be qualified to drive someone mad with it you must have a license for such a dangerous vehicle.Go 4 doors down to the left. Be sure to take a full report of all your skills and be prepared to have them closely scrutized.


Sharon?
OMG! YOU'RE NOT A TEEN?

Dopey!
You can't bring unauthorized bread into this thread anyways..geesh..now see what you did? Someone is gonna get hurt!  


How grave is my condition, for I cannot find the words to say, I need you so.
~Sarah MacLachlan~

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39 posted 03-21-2002 08:50 AM       View Profile for Marshalzu   Email Marshalzu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marshalzu's Home Page   View IP for Marshalzu

Don't trust Dopey with any food after all he ate the teen explorer cake

I give huggles for replies :)

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40 posted 03-21-2002 10:57 AM       View Profile for Jeffrey E. Osborne   Email Jeffrey E. Osborne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey E. Osborne

   If my "skills" need scrutinizing, then it seems I'm already in the right room, eh? (leers at Temptress before going down the hall to get his bad poetry license)
    
    In the future, please make sure that all bread brought into this room is ckecked by B.R.E.A.D. (the Bread Registry of Excellence and Authorization Department)

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41 posted 03-21-2002 12:27 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

w.o.w.

i thought the 'overturned' thread was scary...
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42 posted 03-21-2002 04:18 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

no. . . it's not scary in here at all. . . not at all. . .

*the computer's voice began to come over the speaker. . . *

welcome to Our World, a JEO Enterprises creation. . .

Our World provides the latest in otherworld experiences from the comfort and safety of your own home and consciousness. . . should you need assistance, please contact your nearest JEO Enterprises representative. . .

Please remember, that in an emergency, your brain can be used as a flotation device. . .

Thank you for choosing Our World, brought to you by JEO Enterprises.  JEO, making the world in your own image. . .


*the computer's voice fades. . . *

. . . that bread in here again. . . and I just might have to turn it into crumbs!!  

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To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world.


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43 posted 03-21-2002 04:39 PM       View Profile for NapalmsConstantlyConfused   Email NapalmsConstantlyConfused   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for NapalmsConstantlyConfused

oh, the humanity!
-Dave
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44 posted 03-21-2002 05:02 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

*starts to eat the bread*

Neigh!

I am a rabid horse.

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45 posted 03-21-2002 05:56 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey E. Osborne   Email Jeffrey E. Osborne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey E. Osborne

(the intercom squawks with a loud burst of feedback before resuming)

Attention all thread personnel, this is Mr. Osborne, CEO of JEO Enterprises. The previous announcement made by the automated computer division (which have been summarily sacked for their incompetence) is false. The purpose of JEO Enterprises is to remake the world in MY image. I would remind all of you that this is my world and as such I am the supreme dictator big muckety muck head honcho super cheese. Any opinions to the contrary should be taken up with the now unemployed computer announcements division. Thank you and I hope you continue to enjoy your mind numbing stay here at JEO Enterprises.

(bad Muzak begins to play over the loudspeakers)

...and if that rabid horse is getting crumbs on my floor, the sacking will continue unabated.
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46 posted 03-21-2002 09:21 PM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

Hey, I could be licking you instead of getting crumbs on your floor, but Andrew doesn't like it when I lick other guys. That sounds wrong, doesn't it? Um, just ignore that first part

*deliberately crumbles up the bread*

Zu is my hero

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47 posted 03-21-2002 11:41 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey E. Osborne   Email Jeffrey E. Osborne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey E. Osborne

There are sooooo many "wrong" ways I could reply to that licking comment but in an attempt to repair my already severely tarnished reputation, I will refrain from making any further.... um.... err... (grimacing as he attempts unsuccessfully to hold back the lascivious remark that bursts forth from his lips)

So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Jeffrey pop? A one.... A two.... heh heh

and who the heck is Zu?

(mutters something under his breath about crumbs, broom handles, and Skyfire as he leaves the room in search of a broom)
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48 posted 03-22-2002 12:11 AM       View Profile for Skyfire   Email Skyfire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfire

I just cannot stop laughing at that! Hmmm... *thinks* I'm not entirely sure that I want to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Jeffery pop...

Who is Zu? See post 39. Zu is my Marshalzu. Marshalzu is my Andrew. Andrew is my -- err, maybe I won't say that part of it eh Andrew dear?   (He has certain issues with a certain rabid horse about certain issues -- make any sense?) Andrew is my Brit. Andrew is my Love... Andrew is... okay, even though I don't usually stop once I'm on the subject of Andrew, I'm going to stop now.  

What are you getting a broom for? A broom won't help anything... *pours the remains of her grape juice on the crumbs*

Zu is my hero

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49 posted 03-22-2002 01:18 AM       View Profile for PoetryIsLife   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PoetryIsLife



Zu and Sk, sitting in a tree...

K I S S

*wonders what the rest of the song is*

~ Titus

"My body is merely the canvas of my soul."
         ~ The Night Owl

 
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