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What NOT to do at a party!

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0 posted 01-21-2002 07:39 PM       View Profile for Irie   Email Irie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Irie

OK, To some I know this will not be amusing.
But I thought it was!

How to break your friends big screen TV.

1) Begin the day with two triple latte's.
2) Progress through the entire day with no food at all.
3) Dress up like a hooker in high-healed boots for a costume party.
4) Once you've learned how to walk in the boots, arrive at the party.
5) Immediately pour a drink or crack a beer.
6) Consume a few drinks then graze on some finger foods for a while, trying not to look like you've not eaten in days!
7) Drink some more alcohol.
8) Mingle with friends, see what's new.
10) Offer your friends another drink.
11) Turn the music up and begin to dance.
12) Consume more alcohol, at a faster rate.
13) Believe in your fogged mind that you're dancing most of it off and drink more.
14) Dance with someone who can't swing dance worth a darn and hurts you.
15) Drink more booze
16) Hey look at me, I have rhythm, look at me dance like an ass.
17) Now that you have danced every dance know to man, go have another drink.
18) Try and talk normal, but slur your words. Insist to others you are not drunk.
19) Take a drink to the dance floor with you, dance with it.
20) Set the empty bottle down, and dance like an idiot some more.
21) Right when you think you're dancing so cool, trip over your high-healed hooker boots,
       scuffling backwards until you lose your balance completely and plunge backwards into
       the brand new big screen TV.  ~*CRACK*~
22) Slide to the floor and look up at everyone staring at you like an idiot.
23) Ask for help up insisting you were pushed or flung from the dance floor.
24) Flee the room in horror, only to return with another drink, acting as if nothing happened.

And last of all, Hope that you have great friends that wont kill you
for your drunken behaviour!


"The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first"

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1 posted 01-21-2002 08:45 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

OMG....I have done some things, meself...but never that wide-screen tv!!!!

That is the temple of football! I refuse to even touch the remote, for if something goes wrong? I will not be the one penalized!

But I have broken my spirit on more than one occasion, so I do sympathize...and remember, everything is gonna be "Irie"!

Oh...and are you otherwise, okay?
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2 posted 01-21-2002 09:20 PM       View Profile for Jamie   Email Jamie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jamie's Home Page   View IP for Jamie

How did we go to the same party when we are 3,000 miles apart?

There is society where none intrudes, by the deep sea, and music in its roar.

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3 posted 01-21-2002 11:57 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

you said that you didn't mind!!!  

great one Sheri. . . good to see you again. . .


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4 posted 01-22-2002 07:16 AM       View Profile for anonymousfemale   Email anonymousfemale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for anonymousfemale

Wow, that's a bad memory and a half. *shudders*

enjoyed though.

If this is all the world has to offer, I want a refund on my life.

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