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Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London


0 posted 08-23-2001 07:27 PM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy


This is the one!!!
The Stress Diet
~~~
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help people cope with the
stress that builds during the day.

BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
Small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's Kiss

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the Hershey's Kisses in the bag.
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chip topping

DINNER
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family-size Supreme pizza
3 Snicker bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER . . . "Stressed"  spelled  backwards  is  "desserts"
Send this to 4 people and you will lose two pounds.
Send this to all the people you know (or ever knew),
and you will lose ten pounds.

If you ignore this message you will gain ten pounds immediately.

That's why I passed this on ... I'm on a low risk diet.


Denise
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1 posted 08-23-2001 07:48 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

ROFL   Now that sounds like a diet I could stick to!
Local Rebel
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2 posted 08-23-2001 07:59 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

shucks...

wouldn't work for me... no mention of Jack Daniels anywhere
rwood
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3 posted 08-23-2001 08:08 PM       View Profile for rwood   Email rwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for rwood

Oreos work for me   Double Stuffed and a glass of milk. I'm all smiles again.
Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London


4 posted 08-23-2001 09:57 PM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

Reminds me of this one I wrote a while back

Sweet Tooth
~~~
One little
two little
three little donuts
And Coke buy the jug chug-a-lug
~
Four little
five little
six little brownies
at once I can push in my mug
~
Seven little
eight little
nine little chocolates
the tenth I'll eat too what the heck
~
One little
two little
three little dimples
can now be seen on my face
~
Four little
five little
six little inches
snuck up and attached to my waist
~
Seven little
eight little
nine little pizzas
With Diet Coke 'cause I'm watching my weight
~~~
Nan
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5 posted 08-24-2001 08:00 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

I'll take the afternoon tea... Hold the tea, please..
anonymousfemale
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6 posted 08-24-2001 08:30 AM       View Profile for anonymousfemale   Email anonymousfemale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for anonymousfemale

OMG, I'd be seriously ill if I ate half of that stuff. lol
The kisses I could definitely deal with though. YUM!  

I'm a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my spout. *toot toot*

Elizabeth
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7 posted 08-24-2001 10:21 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Sounds good to me! Let's try it out guys.  
Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London


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Denise ... a diet from heaven, for sure

Local Rebel ... it's acceptable to marinate Hershey's Kisses in Jack Daniels ... I'm sure I saw the Iron Chefs doing just this

Regina ... how many packages?

Nan ... do you need a bowl or a long handle spoon?

anonymousfemale ... you want fries with that?

Elizabeth ... now remember ... you have to stay on this diet till your doctor loses 10 pounds
citizenx
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9 posted 08-25-2001 09:33 AM       View Profile for citizenx   Email citizenx   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for citizenx

you are going to hate me for this but I am able to eat what I want, it is great being young and thin.
Sunshine
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I am SO enjoying this, I've put on 10....
doreen peri
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11 posted 08-25-2001 12:15 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

rofl!!!!

gottaloveit!  

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12 posted 08-25-2001 02:10 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

LOL!!
Local Rebel
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13 posted 08-26-2001 10:25 AM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

citizenx -- no.. we don't hate you -- the clock is ticking...  

hershy's kisses soaked in jack daniels... hmmm... sounds like the foundation of a jack pie...

yeah Rex -- it's much easier to watch your weight when you have it right out front where you can see it.. lol

[This message has been edited by Local Rebel (edited 08-26-2001).]

Cerenity
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14 posted 08-26-2001 01:29 PM       View Profile for Cerenity   Email Cerenity   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cerenity

I've been all stressed out of late and lost 36pds for it but it did not include any of these yummy's maybe I should try some Jack Pie?

Love, Cerenity
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15 posted 09-03-2001 06:54 PM       View Profile for catalinamoon   Email catalinamoon   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit catalinamoon's Home Page   View IP for catalinamoon

Sounds good to me, I'm working on the 4 glasses of wine right now  
Sandra
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Too bad this wont actually work mmmmm :P
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