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Elizabeth
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0 posted 2001-08-21 01:31 PM


What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?
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a DE-CALFINATED cow!!!!!!!


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1 posted 2001-08-21 05:39 PM


Oh God  
haha

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2 posted 2001-08-21 11:02 PM


Elizabeth. . . *sigh*. . . haven't we had this talk with you about BAD jokes??  HMMMMM???  Now then, run along, and go and play nicely with the other kids. . . and listen to the GOOD jokes. . .

ROFL    

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3 posted 2001-08-22 03:37 PM


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  What the gr8 voice of the Northland said  
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4 posted 2001-08-23 11:55 AM


Well, I like this joke!!!!!!
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5 posted 2001-08-23 12:49 PM


ROFL. . .  . . .

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6 posted 2001-08-23 01:26 PM


LOL


Oooo Elizabeth, you're a sad, sad woman.  

I'm a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my spout. *toot toot*

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7 posted 2001-08-24 10:22 AM


Just see if I laugh at any of your jokes!!!!
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8 posted 2001-08-24 11:20 AM


Elizabeth? I thought it was udderly hilarious!
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9 posted 2001-08-25 12:41 PM


Well, thank GOODNESS I'm not the only one here with a decent sense of humor! *sticks out tongue at those who don't know a good joke when they hear one*  
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10 posted 2001-08-25 07:30 AM


*sticks out her tongue back*  

A good joke? Ha!  

I'm a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my spout. *toot toot*

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11 posted 2001-08-25 06:34 PM


Two cows in a field one says to the other
"I hope I don't get that mad cow disease"
the other cow replies "I don't have to worry, I am giraffe"

"the blizzard of the world has crossed the threshold and it has overturned
the order of the soul" leonard cohen

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