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Elizabeth
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0 posted 08-21-2001 01:31 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?
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a DE-CALFINATED cow!!!!!!!

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1 posted 08-21-2001 05:39 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Oh God  
haha
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Elizabeth. . . *sigh*. . . haven't we had this talk with you about BAD jokes??  HMMMMM???  Now then, run along, and go and play nicely with the other kids. . . and listen to the GOOD jokes. . .

ROFL    

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  What the gr8 voice of the Northland said  
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4 posted 08-23-2001 11:55 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Well, I like this joke!!!!!!
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5 posted 08-23-2001 12:49 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

ROFL. . .  . . .

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6 posted 08-23-2001 01:26 PM       View Profile for anonymousfemale   Email anonymousfemale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for anonymousfemale

LOL


Oooo Elizabeth, you're a sad, sad woman.  

I'm a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my spout. *toot toot*

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7 posted 08-24-2001 10:22 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Just see if I laugh at any of your jokes!!!!
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8 posted 08-24-2001 11:20 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Elizabeth? I thought it was udderly hilarious!
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9 posted 08-25-2001 12:41 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Well, thank GOODNESS I'm not the only one here with a decent sense of humor! *sticks out tongue at those who don't know a good joke when they hear one*  
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*sticks out her tongue back*  

A good joke? Ha!  

I'm a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my spout. *toot toot*

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Two cows in a field one says to the other
"I hope I don't get that mad cow disease"
the other cow replies "I don't have to worry, I am giraffe"

"the blizzard of the world has crossed the threshold and it has overturned
the order of the soul" leonard cohen

 
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