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zzz
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0 posted 2001-07-18 08:20 PM



do you know any silly jokes i know im sad but i just love them heres 2 to get you started

why did the washing machine laugh?
cause it took the piss out of the knickers

why did the skeleton burp?
cause he didnt have the gutts to fart

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1 posted 2001-07-19 12:34 PM


Knock, knock!

(Who's there?)

Santa P.

(Santa P. who?)

Santa P.ed on your Christmas tree!!!!!!

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Hahahahaha... I crack myself up...  

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2 posted 2001-07-19 01:29 AM


What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhino?

Elephino hehehe

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in the mud

Why is the skeleton afraid of the dark?

No guts...

Geesh well lol you asked for it

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3 posted 2001-07-24 09:50 PM


lol i dont knowif this is childish but here goes:

"Do u work for UPS...?
Cuz i just saw you checkin out my package"

HEHE

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Pablo Nerudo

zzz
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4 posted 2001-08-02 08:19 PM


brillient! keep them comming
Constance
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5 posted 2001-08-12 01:50 PM


knock knock

who's there?

dexter

dexter who?

dexter halls with boughs of holly! fa la------


why do the natives go indoors at ten o'clock?

cause that's when the elepants jump out of the trees.--------

why do crocodiles have flat heads?

cause they forgot to go indoors a ten o'clock


why did the chicken cross the road?

to show the armadillo it could be done!

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