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zzz
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do you know any silly jokes i know im sad but i just love them heres 2 to get you started

why did the washing machine laugh?
cause it took the piss out of the knickers

why did the skeleton burp?
cause he didnt have the gutts to fart
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1 posted 07-19-2001 12:34 AM       View Profile for Fading Away   Email Fading Away   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Fading Away

Knock, knock!

(Who's there?)

Santa P.

(Santa P. who?)

Santa P.ed on your Christmas tree!!!!!!

.

Hahahahaha... I crack myself up...  

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What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhino?

Elephino hehehe

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in the mud

Why is the skeleton afraid of the dark?

No guts...

Geesh well lol you asked for it
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3 posted 07-24-2001 09:50 PM       View Profile for Alyssa   Email Alyssa   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alyssa

lol i dont knowif this is childish but here goes:

"Do u work for UPS...?
Cuz i just saw you checkin out my package"

HEHE

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4 posted 08-02-2001 08:19 PM       View Profile for zzz   Email zzz   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for zzz

brillient! keep them comming
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knock knock

who's there?

dexter

dexter who?

dexter halls with boughs of holly! fa la------


why do the natives go indoors at ten o'clock?

cause that's when the elepants jump out of the trees.--------

why do crocodiles have flat heads?

cause they forgot to go indoors a ten o'clock


why did the chicken cross the road?

to show the armadillo it could be done!
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