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Skyfyre
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0 posted 06-18-2001 03:38 AM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

Saw Tomb Raider today, starring Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft ... a beautiful young lady, all things considered, and very "well endowed" for being so enviably slim ... was actually wincing in pain at the end when she was running in slow motion ouch! - let's just say that gravity was not being kind ....

My point?  I can't help but notice that more and more athletic, svelte actresses are coming up "well stacked," to use the vernacular.  I mean, sure, SOME of them were doubtless blessed by the boob fairy, but the rest...?  The rest have been ... ahem ... helped.

Do I have something against breast augmentation?  Not at all ... when taken in moderation, breasts can be very attractive ... but I can't help but think that all these busty ladies taking over Hollywood are giving the average woman a bit of a complex.

I could go into teens and eating disorders here, but to be honest I don't want this to become a big "social" issue so let's keep it shallow, shall we?  

My suggestion?  A small addition to the credits:

"No live animals or artificial mammaries were harmed in the making of this film."

Or something like that ... maybe:

"Body by Dow please recycle where facilities exist"

No?  Too callous?  Maybe we could just put an asterisk by the name of any actress who has been cosmetically altered ...

Am I alone here?

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1 posted 06-18-2001 04:38 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

I am so upset. There's a "boob fairy"? Was there something I was supposed to leave under my pillow? Did NOT get the memo. AGAIN.
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2 posted 06-18-2001 06:41 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Well then - here's a subject that's uplifting...

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3 posted 06-18-2001 09:16 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Not sure why this was moved here....but I think at least the Plastic Surgeon should be listed as a credit after the movie!!!
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4 posted 06-18-2001 03:00 PM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

Karen, I think you were supposed to leave a wonderbra under the pillow ... in the size that you want!  

Nan, you must have seen this first thing in the morning, you poor thing ... did it go well with breakfast?

Sharon -- I agree!  At least then we (the average woman) would know who was doing the "real" work in Hollywood!  Kinda like a reference, no?

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It does get a tad discouraging, when you know that you willl never in this lifetime, no matter how much you do A, B, or C, have that body.
But hey, I have to admit it looks nice. Power to them, if they are happy with it. I'm not financially endowed either, so will never know  
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6 posted 06-18-2001 11:44 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

To be honest.....I have no problem with it..
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7 posted 06-19-2001 02:54 AM       View Profile for anonymousfemale   Email anonymousfemale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for anonymousfemale

Of course you don't.  

Just because I hear voices doesn't mean I'm crazy...SHUT UP IN THERE!!!

Skyfyre
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8 posted 06-19-2001 03:32 AM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

catalinamoon:  The nice thing about augmentations is that they are actually in just about anyone's price range now ... a "new and improved" bustline will set you back much less than the average down payment on a new car.  The trouble with such accessibility is that often, women get the surgery without considering the future consequences (back trouble, posture problems, stretch marks ... not to mention being a wrinkled old granny with an oddly perky bust) -- and that's if you ignore the more serious risks of the obsolete silicone implants.

I don't think they're necessarily a bad thing, but they definitely aren't for every woman.  They are, for lack of a better word, a rather serious "commitment."

Javier:  Well, DUH.  

anonymous:  Amen.  LOL


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Haha Oh c'mon.....now really.....I see all these HOT, SEXY, MUSCULAR MALES on tv and I don't really much think twice about it and there you gals are with "nice butt! yea yea *drool gasp stare*"
So please, I mean it happens everywhere and with both sexes.

Personally, I don't mind the big nana's cuz they look nice, grant it the woman's body is proportionally correct.

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personally, I am naturally well endowed....too well if you ask me...ugh....pain, yes....back yep, and it really does hurt when men only look at them....not me....or they stare like they've never seen boobs before....it makes me feel so creepy and uncomfortable. It's not a compliment....it makes me feel dirty and makes me want to hide. But I do my best to ignore them.... and I can't wear big baggy sweatshirts in the summer time.....so I just deal with it...I wish I were smaller but I couldn't do a reduction surgery...unless I absolutely HAD to.......who knows...maybe in the next decade, I may have to  
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LOL...first I DIDN'T have them....THEN I did...

wish they'd go away again....
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