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Alyssa
since 2001-05-30
Posts 385IM ENGAGED!!!!! |
Why do people pick on us blondes??? (i dont really mind) i dye my hair brown anyhow..... anyway Lets make a post full of blonde jokes,storys, moments, ect, ect ect!!!!! please label them when u write em though... then i can print them out and put them in my scrap book. here is a JOKE What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10??? She goes home!!! (**hardy har har**) POST EM BABY!! "lifes tough, get a helmet" |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
.........no blonde jokes here. I am deprived..  |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
OK, disclaimer..I was dating a very bad boy in 1991 and he loved to tell these jokes. It irritated me generally. BUT one that stuck with me through the years was just too funny. "Why did the blond have a bruise around her belly button?" "Because her boyfriend was a blond too!" |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
Although some of my best friends are blondes  , I hope that they'll forgive me for this. . .  HOW BLONDE WAS SHE? She thought a quarterback was a refund. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. She thought General Motors was in the army. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." She tripped over a cordless phone. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate. She got stabbed at a shoot-out. She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK" They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade. At the bottom of the application where it says, "sign here," she put Sagittarius. She asked for a price-check at the Dollar Store. It takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes" She studied for a blood test - and failed. She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train" She sold the car for gas money. When she saw the "NC-17 under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death, we'll miss her. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
LMAO@Sven that's not nice  hi Sweets, Lizzy, Ina, Erin, Erica, Minna, Kit, Kamie, Javi, Jenn, Sharon, Nan, Cawlee, Cherish, Ashley, Sara, Justine, Leah, Jess, Kimmie, Maree, Mic |
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Alyssa
since 2001-05-30
Posts 385IM ENGAGED!!!!! |
im gonna die! lol lol lol!!!!! "lifes tough, get a helmet" |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
How do you drown a Blonde? * * * * * * * * * * * * Superglue a penny to the bottom of a pool ~SEA |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Okay...not usually one for jokes of ANY prejudicial type---BUT-I did spy a bumper sticker once I liked: "I am blonde and I'm not dumb!" The sticker was upside down. |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Serenity, I know what you mean....( that's funny BTW) but I have two step daughter's that are blonde...and they are so funny.....they prove some of the blonde jokes to be true LOL |
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Alyssa
since 2001-05-30
Posts 385IM ENGAGED!!!!! |
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air pockets. Q: Why does the blonde stand in front of a window during a thunder storm? A: She loves having her picture taken (flashes, got it?). Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.) Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears. Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day? A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what she did with her cigarette. Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's. Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet. "At nude weddings everybody can see the best man!" "I have a glass house with no windows" "Push to test... |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
What do you call 25 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel What do you call 25 blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress. How can you save me? |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Two blonds were standing on opposite banks of a river, when one yelled over to the other and asked, "how do you get to the other side?"] The other blond yelled back, "you're already on the other side!" |
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Marshalzu
since 2001-02-15
Posts 2681Lurking |
ROTFLMAO... this is the best thread ever... |
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Alyssa
since 2001-05-30
Posts 385IM ENGAGED!!!!! |
Hey Mr. Zu go to teen chat and lok at the thread there too! Q; How does a blond emoon walk? A: she takes off her panties and scoots her butt* across the floor! "At nude weddings everybody can see the best man!" "I have a glass house with no windows" "save a horse, ride a cowboy!!!" |
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Fading Away
since 2001-03-14
Posts 3131Lynchburg, Virginia |
Ok, the only one I know is kind of dirty... I don't know if it would be apropriate to share here. But the ones I've read have kept me ROFL. Heh.. --Marie "You're the girl of my nightmares, erotic and skull-faced. |
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bslicker
since 2000-12-04
Posts 2321state of mind |
I am laughing so hard right now..... This was a great thread... BUMP bump BUMP will return with some to add A smile a day keeps the world in smile's. |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
my fondest story re: dumb blonde jokes is about Dolly Parton.. who when asked if she was insulted by them said: "Why no honey, they don't bother me cause I know I'm not dumb and I'm not blonde either..!" nite nite |
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