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Allan Riverwood
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0 posted 06-01-2001 06:42 PM       View Profile for Allan Riverwood   Email Allan Riverwood   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Allan Riverwood

Ok everyone, you have just gotten an offer from a toy company to create a YOU action figure!!  
It can have -

1.  One action.  (ie - karate chop, etc)

2.  Five phrases that it says when you pull the string in the back.

Tell me about YOUR action figure.  
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1 posted 06-02-2001 12:22 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

The action would be a big laugh!

The 5 phrases:

"not a problem"

"what can I do to help"

"I'm here when you need me"

"Take care"

"that's what my last date said"
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2 posted 06-02-2001 12:52 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

My action would be tap dancing.

5 phrases:

"What?! Got a problem with my dancing?"

"Dude, no. The mashed potatoes really don't like to be poked that way, ok!?"

"So you don't like poetry? Well poetry doesn't like you!!!!"

"Yes, Ma'am I would like fries with that"

"Stop hitting my TALK button kid!"
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3 posted 06-02-2001 04:43 AM       View Profile for Paula Finn   Email Paula Finn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Paula Finn

LMAO@ Javier

My action would be a kiss

1)If you have to ask..you cant afford it

2) Momma didnt raise no dummy

3) YES!!! they are real

4) Thank you

5) Elvis is dead
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4 posted 06-02-2001 05:27 AM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

my one action....making a face

I'd say

tie your shoes
wash your face
is your room clean yet
what IS that?!
you aren't really going to wear that.....are you?!


*have you guessed what my doll is? yep, a mom*  

[This message has been edited by SEA (edited 06-02-2001).]

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5 posted 06-02-2001 05:41 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Er...um...

~shrug~

here goes then...

My action would be a killer kick to the head

Five phrases:

*You gotta problem with my latex?
*What, you think a girl can't kick? Watch this then, baby! ~thwack~
*Of course I can fly!
*Just because I am sexy doesn't mean you get to complain.
*For the last time I am not suffering from delusions of grandeur. I really am here to rescue you.

Heh

Super K
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6 posted 06-02-2001 01:18 PM       View Profile for Romy   Email Romy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Romy

Mine would roll it's eyes and say;

1.  Not tonight, I have a headache
2.  Do I look too fat in this skirt?
3.  Can't anybody knock around here?
4.  Because I said so.
5.  Who's calling this late at night?
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7 posted 06-02-2001 02:04 PM       View Profile for LoveBug   Email LoveBug   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LoveBug

This action figure is called "Out of state behavior"

My action would be a right hook

My phrases:

1. Hi, Y'all
2. Look, I'M WEARING SHOES!
3. I have all of my teeth!
4. I don't date my cousin
5. Well, taste THIS *punch*

"Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel."-Machiavelli

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My action is to fly.

statements
Faster than a speeding bullet  
ok hows this

Why?
Its too hot/cold/windy (especially for someone trying to fly in peace!)
When will I find love?? (taken from the song, but often thought, might as well hum the tune now)
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9 posted 06-02-2001 08:40 PM       View Profile for Child of the Stars   Email Child of the Stars   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Child of the Stars

hahaha awesome.
Mine would be this kid right here.  
She'd cross her eyes and stick out her tongue.

"Congratulations! You've made a quantum leap!"
"Is this water sanitary?"
"You want the chicken? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CHICKEN!"
"Hippos are large. Large animals can not fly. Elephants can fly."
"Color me not amused."

"Go outside and use your own eyes. You'll be surprised to see things you've never been taught..."
   ~Edouard Manet

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10 posted 06-03-2001 06:59 AM       View Profile for brian madden   Email brian madden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian madden

My doll is called Egotistical Brian

It would stand in a striking pose in front of a mirror 24-7 (mirror sold seperately)

five phrases.


1.God I rule!!!!!!!

2.IF I was any sexier there would be a law   against it

3. Do you love me, as much as I love me.

4. You know they were going to put up a 180 ft statue of me, but it had to be scrapped because everyone would spend their whole lifes standing around in awe at it.

5. LOok in the dictionary at the word perfect and right underneath there is a picture of me.

"difference between love and comfortis that comfort's more reliable and true
Brutal and mocking but always therea crutch for enmity's saddest glare"

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LOL@Bri...

haha

K

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12 posted 06-03-2001 02:09 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Ok I changed my mind.....Mine would be a
Egotistical Brian Killer  
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13 posted 06-05-2001 06:44 PM       View Profile for brian madden   Email brian madden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian madden

Javier an evil BRian Killer. But I am too sexy and cute to die. I am to be frozen and then brought back to life by medical science. I can't afford a cryo unit so I will have to use my freezer at home.
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14 posted 06-06-2001 03:20 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Yes you are right....you are too sexy and cute to die....so we must combine our sexy powers to fight evil.....but first we must be frozen for years until the year 3203 to fight crime.
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15 posted 06-06-2001 04:40 PM       View Profile for brian madden   Email brian madden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian madden

until the 31st century, Javier are you mad???
the world wouldn't last until then. We will be left floating on a piece of rock that used to be civilisation!!!!!!
Besides I can't be frozen until then
all the beautiful women will be taken and the only available date in the universe will be the 6 tendriled giant slug from Venus, known to her friends as Susan. Written in Venous as ""342464354527*)9 .x

"Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life". Terry Pratchett

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16 posted 06-09-2001 03:07 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Oh gee brian, how could I have been so stupid......I'm so sorry!
till the year 2034, then?
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my action? oh my...somebody save me from myself here! rofl...let's just leave that to the imagination!  

phrases...?
1. Are you smuggling cucumbers, or are you just glad to see me?
2. OOOOOOHHHHH...
3. MMMMMMMMMMM...
4. Yes! YES...oh yeah baby!
5. c'mere sexy...press my button AGAIN...


[This message has been edited by serenity (edited 06-09-2001).]

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Brian, that was the best..rofl
 
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