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Allan Riverwood
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0 posted 2001-06-01 06:42 PM


Ok everyone, you have just gotten an offer from a toy company to create a YOU action figure!!  
It can have -

1.  One action.  (ie - karate chop, etc)

2.  Five phrases that it says when you pull the string in the back.

Tell me about YOUR action figure.  

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1 posted 2001-06-02 12:22 PM


The action would be a big laugh!

The 5 phrases:

"not a problem"

"what can I do to help"

"I'm here when you need me"

"Take care"

"that's what my last date said"

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2 posted 2001-06-02 12:52 PM


My action would be tap dancing.

5 phrases:

"What?! Got a problem with my dancing?"

"Dude, no. The mashed potatoes really don't like to be poked that way, ok!?"

"So you don't like poetry? Well poetry doesn't like you!!!!"

"Yes, Ma'am I would like fries with that"

"Stop hitting my TALK button kid!"

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3 posted 2001-06-02 04:43 AM


LMAO@ Javier

My action would be a kiss

1)If you have to ask..you cant afford it

2) Momma didnt raise no dummy

3) YES!!! they are real

4) Thank you

5) Elvis is dead

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4 posted 2001-06-02 05:27 AM


my one action....making a face

I'd say

tie your shoes
wash your face
is your room clean yet
what IS that?!
you aren't really going to wear that.....are you?!


*have you guessed what my doll is? yep, a mom*  

[This message has been edited by SEA (edited 06-02-2001).]

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5 posted 2001-06-02 05:41 AM


Er...um...

~shrug~

here goes then...

My action would be a killer kick to the head

Five phrases:

*You gotta problem with my latex?
*What, you think a girl can't kick? Watch this then, baby! ~thwack~
*Of course I can fly!
*Just because I am sexy doesn't mean you get to complain.
*For the last time I am not suffering from delusions of grandeur. I really am here to rescue you.

Heh

Super K

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6 posted 2001-06-02 01:18 PM


Mine would roll it's eyes and say;

1.  Not tonight, I have a headache
2.  Do I look too fat in this skirt?
3.  Can't anybody knock around here?
4.  Because I said so.
5.  Who's calling this late at night?

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7 posted 2001-06-02 02:04 PM


This action figure is called "Out of state behavior"

My action would be a right hook

My phrases:

1. Hi, Y'all
2. Look, I'M WEARING SHOES!
3. I have all of my teeth!
4. I don't date my cousin
5. Well, taste THIS *punch*

"Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel."-Machiavelli

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8 posted 2001-06-02 04:59 PM


My action is to fly.

statements
Faster than a speeding bullet  
ok hows this

Why?
Its too hot/cold/windy (especially for someone trying to fly in peace!)
When will I find love?? (taken from the song, but often thought, might as well hum the tune now)

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9 posted 2001-06-02 08:40 PM


hahaha awesome.
Mine would be this kid right here.  
She'd cross her eyes and stick out her tongue.

"Congratulations! You've made a quantum leap!"
"Is this water sanitary?"
"You want the chicken? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CHICKEN!"
"Hippos are large. Large animals can not fly. Elephants can fly."
"Color me not amused."

"Go outside and use your own eyes. You'll be surprised to see things you've never been taught..."
   ~Edouard Manet

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10 posted 2001-06-03 06:59 AM


My doll is called Egotistical Brian

It would stand in a striking pose in front of a mirror 24-7 (mirror sold seperately)

five phrases.


1.God I rule!!!!!!!

2.IF I was any sexier there would be a law   against it

3. Do you love me, as much as I love me.

4. You know they were going to put up a 180 ft statue of me, but it had to be scrapped because everyone would spend their whole lifes standing around in awe at it.

5. LOok in the dictionary at the word perfect and right underneath there is a picture of me.

"difference between love and comfortis that comfort's more reliable and true
Brutal and mocking but always therea crutch for enmity's saddest glare"

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11 posted 2001-06-03 08:59 AM


LOL@Bri...

haha

K


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12 posted 2001-06-03 02:09 PM


Ok I changed my mind.....Mine would be a
Egotistical Brian Killer  

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13 posted 2001-06-05 06:44 PM


Javier an evil BRian Killer. But I am too sexy and cute to die. I am to be frozen and then brought back to life by medical science. I can't afford a cryo unit so I will have to use my freezer at home.
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14 posted 2001-06-06 03:20 AM


Yes you are right....you are too sexy and cute to die....so we must combine our sexy powers to fight evil.....but first we must be frozen for years until the year 3203 to fight crime.
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15 posted 2001-06-06 04:40 PM


until the 31st century, Javier are you mad???
the world wouldn't last until then. We will be left floating on a piece of rock that used to be civilisation!!!!!!
Besides I can't be frozen until then
all the beautiful women will be taken and the only available date in the universe will be the 6 tendriled giant slug from Venus, known to her friends as Susan. Written in Venous as "£"342464354527*)9 .£x

"Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life". Terry Pratchett

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16 posted 2001-06-09 03:07 PM


Oh gee brian, how could I have been so stupid......I'm so sorry!
till the year 2034, then?

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17 posted 2001-06-09 03:20 PM


my action? oh my...somebody save me from myself here! rofl...let's just leave that to the imagination!  

phrases...?
1. Are you smuggling cucumbers, or are you just glad to see me?
2. OOOOOOHHHHH...
3. MMMMMMMMMMM...
4. Yes! YES...oh yeah baby!
5. c'mere sexy...press my button AGAIN...


[This message has been edited by serenity (edited 06-09-2001).]

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18 posted 2001-06-09 11:25 PM


Brian, that was the best..rofl

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