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Dopey Dope
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25 posted 05-24-2001 03:57 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Cuz the egg has to be incubated within a warm area and the fridge happens to be a very cold area, thus not enabling the chicken to hatch...

oh and thanks for answering my question white wolf and sea hehe
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26 posted 05-24-2001 04:00 PM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

Dopey --- I didn't know that chickens hatch  

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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27 posted 05-24-2001 04:00 PM       View Profile for Spice   Email Spice   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Spice's Home Page   View IP for Spice

Ohhhh...Okay!

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28 posted 05-24-2001 09:50 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

And more than that - the eggs have to be FERTILISED first. By a rooster.

The eggs we eat are just ones the hens naturally produce...no rooster around. Hence battery farms, where hens are cooped up in little boxes..fed maximum rations and proteins and whatever elses to ensure maximum egg production...

K
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29 posted 05-25-2001 12:26 AM       View Profile for Spice   Email Spice   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Spice's Home Page   View IP for Spice

OOOOOOoooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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30 posted 05-25-2001 12:36 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

..and then you take those cute little eggs and SMASH their heads on the counter and CRACK them open and PLOP them into a pan and EAT THEM..
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31 posted 05-25-2001 01:47 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

simply popping in to express admiration for sharon's sensitivity...  
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32 posted 05-25-2001 02:19 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Acire, don't get all smart with me younge man!
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33 posted 05-25-2001 10:04 AM       View Profile for Acies   Email Acies   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Acies

What's a younge?

"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this give life to thee."  W.S.

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34 posted 05-25-2001 10:30 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

It's a bouncer in the lounge....
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35 posted 05-25-2001 03:45 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

And he foams from the mouth!
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36 posted 05-26-2001 03:37 AM       View Profile for bslicker   Email bslicker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bslicker

Why does it cost so much just to live these days?

Oh the bills, the bills, the bills, does anyone want any of mine?

A smile a day keeps the world in smile's.
Bernie Slicker

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37 posted 05-26-2001 01:50 PM       View Profile for anonymousfemale   Email anonymousfemale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for anonymousfemale

Spice - It's because of a word called lawsuit.  

"I'm not a slave to a God that doesn't exist."
Manson - The Fight Song

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why do processed fish still have bones?

why is my internet connection so slow?

why does the lawn mower have to break down only when i use it?

"difference between love and comfortis that comfort's more reliable and true
Brutal and mocking but always therea crutch for enmity's saddest glare"

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39 posted 05-31-2001 09:55 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Brian it's called Murphy's Law.

Why am in NZ? That's Murphy's law as well.

K

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40 posted 06-02-2001 12:37 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

K - cuz you can't be in Puerto Rico.
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Well Dopes...and that's just cause for celebration m'friend...

heh

K
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42 posted 06-02-2001 04:20 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

meanie...
 
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