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Dopey Dope
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25 posted 05-22-2001 05:29 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Sven that is just hilarious...who comes up with these?!

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26 posted 05-25-2001 08:44 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

I don't know Dopey, but I want that job!!!  

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To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world.

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27 posted 05-26-2001 03:32 AM       View Profile for bslicker   Email bslicker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for bslicker

I'm not as THINK as you STONED I am.

But never put bummper stickers on my cars anymore......

A smile a day keeps the world in smile's.
Bernie Slicker

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28 posted 05-26-2001 01:41 PM       View Profile for anonymousfemale   Email anonymousfemale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for anonymousfemale

Be true to yourself...Be selfish.

"I'm not a slave to a God that doesn't exist."
Manson - The Fight Song

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29 posted 05-26-2001 04:11 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Sven I'm sure you could get it LOL
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30 posted 05-27-2001 02:22 PM       View Profile for anonymous albert ?   Email anonymous albert ?   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for anonymous albert ?

I"M ADDICTED TO PASSIONS IN POETRY!...ARE YOU?

[This message has been edited by anonymous albert ? (edited 05-27-2001).]

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31 posted 05-27-2001 09:09 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

YEP! hehe
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32 posted 05-28-2001 11:54 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth Cor   Email Elizabeth Cor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Cor

A few faves:

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.

* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

* Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

* Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who  can't.

* Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change.

* 5 days a week my body is a temple.  The other two, it's an amusement park.

* EARTH FIRST!  We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

* If you drink, don't park.  Accidents cause people.

* If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

* Save the whales!  Trade them for valuable prizes.

* Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.

* Alcohol and calculus don't mix.  Never drink and derive.

* If we are what we eat;  I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

AND... *drumroll*...

* If only being stupid were painful!
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33 posted 05-29-2001 01:37 AM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

Hmm..I may not be exact here, but the one I read recently that I liked was..

Marriage is  finding that perfect someone you get to annoy for the rest of your life.

I would change it a little like this if I could....

Marriage is finding that perfect someone who will annoy you for the rest of your life.

of course..I could have both backwards, but I still liked it!  

still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d
I am bound by this, you see...to become Night's sole mistress, and I am jealous in my endeavours for his attention.

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34 posted 05-29-2001 02:57 AM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

I like the first one by Elizabeth!  
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35 posted 05-29-2001 07:40 AM       View Profile for anonymousfemale   Email anonymousfemale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for anonymousfemale

I love this one, Elizabeth!
"It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you."

~AF~

Know what you want. Become your real self.
~ David Harold Fink ~

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Figures I'd be the one to like this one Elizabeth... haha.. "If we are what we eat;  I'm cheap, fast, and easy"

ANYWAY... I can't think of any Bumper Sticker slogans at the moment. BUT! I did see a guy wearing a shirt that said:
"This isn't a beer belly- It's the fuel tank for a sex machine"  

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38 posted 06-11-2001 05:56 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

My thoughts exactly  
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39 posted 06-11-2001 06:16 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Just Say NO! to Sex with Pro-choicers

It works both ways, you know.

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40 posted 06-16-2001 04:28 PM       View Profile for Fading Away   Email Fading Away   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Fading Away

Horn broken...watch for finger.

You're just jealous cause the voices don't talk to you.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

I took an IQ test, the results were negative.

I love cats.  They taste like chicken.

Men are proof that women can take a joke.

Few women admit their age.  Few men act it.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Be nice to your kids, they pick your nursing home.

Pardon my drivin, I'm reloading.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

If you don't like me driving get off the sidewalk.

Have a nice day... somewhere else.

I gave up trying to escape from reality, they always find me anyway.

I just got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Nobody's perfect.  I'm nobody. (<--- That one's for Dopes!)

Okay, that's all for now... hehehe!  I'll come back later, though.  
 
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