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Toerag
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since 07-29-99
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Ala bam a


0 posted 08-18-99 07:44 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

If anyone knows bad poetry...it's me....don't yall think?

Writin' poems is easy, I do it all the time,
I start off with a rhythm and then I make it ryme
I'll admit I have a problim gittin words spelt right,
My punctuations shameful and my grammer sux outright!

And mostly when I write, I have nuthin' much to say,
Which really aint unusual with some writers of today.
Thats why those nasty critics will never git me down,
I'm as good at saying nuthin as anyone around.

I guess thats all I got to say, this poem is almost through,
The verses is complete, there's just one thing left to do,
And that's to sign this crappy art like any artist would,
But after reading what I wrote I don't think that I should!
Sue
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since 08-04-99
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1 posted 08-18-99 07:58 AM       View Profile for Sue   Email Sue   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sue

Failed again, Toerag, that was NOT bad poetry!
Poet deVine
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Hurricane Alley


2 posted 08-18-99 09:42 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I agree! NOT bad poetry..bad spelling, yes. Bad poetry? Sorry, no prize for you!
Alicat
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since 05-23-99
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3 posted 08-18-99 10:16 AM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

Wonderful point, Toerag.

With the modern educational system downplaying grammatical correctness, I find no fault in your spelling. Indeed, it is refreshingly Franklinian.


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LngJhnAg
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since 07-23-99
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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion


4 posted 08-18-99 08:31 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Listen, everybody. I've known T-O-E-R-A-G a long time, and I take offense at you mocking his spelling. That REALLY IS the way he spells words. So, back off... lol
latearrival
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5 posted 06-14-2010 02:17 AM       View Profile for latearrival   Email latearrival   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for latearrival

another oldie.
brian thomas madden
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since 07-08-2010
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Ireland (between an ocean and


6 posted 07-16-2010 11:54 AM       View Profile for brian thomas madden   Email brian thomas madden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit brian thomas madden's Home Page   View IP for brian thomas madden

I sorry that poem is full of grammar errors mainly the last verse.... I think this should fix it

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I guess dats all I got 2 say, dis poem is almost thro,
The verses  complete, dere's just 1 thing left 2 do,
And that's 2 sign dis crappy art like any artist wud,
But after reading wat I wrote I don't think dat I shud!

 
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