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desperado
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0 posted 10-03-1999 06:18 PM       View Profile for desperado   Email desperado   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for desperado

hey. don't those people who meet you in airports with those stupid religious pamphlets piss you off? just the other day I got mobbed by a million of them when I was in laguardia airport in dallas. I mean they were all over me and so I kicked one in the groin and they kept comming so I proceeded with a left jab and then a right cross followed by a right upper cut. and still they kept comming. finally as they were about to get me, I pulled out my trusty uzi submachine gun and mowed em down as they charges with their razor sharp pamphlets. I still considermyself lucky to have survived. lucky for me the cops didn't like them either so they let me out with only taking away my gun. they told me that if this was the only one I'd used that they would return it within 15-20 business days. so I'm safe for now. gotta run. hope we can eliminate all those people. we need to keep the world clean from those evil villians.
PhaerieChild
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1 posted 10-03-1999 07:53 PM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

Havin' a bad day at the 'port eh? Yeah dem pamphlets. Dey be killers!! An uzi ya say? An dey gonna let ya have it back? Well, sumbuddy gotta take care 'o' dem dere villians. LOL Thought this was funny!

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Saxoness
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2 posted 10-03-1999 08:25 PM       View Profile for Saxoness   Email Saxoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Saxoness

You must repent my son! Turn away from your sin, and make your ammends with the church of pamphletology. The kingdom of airports is near! Don't be left in the dark.

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I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

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Nan
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3 posted 10-03-1999 08:51 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Well, des darlin' - Look at it this way - They could have all met you at the gate with not only pamphlets in hand - but all disguised as Groucho!!!... whisked you off to the 'stute.... and told you that you were having delusions of being Renoir...
Lost Dreamer
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4 posted 10-04-1999 07:34 AM       View Profile for Lost Dreamer   Email Lost Dreamer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lost Dreamer

Nan, you need to go there and start hugging them all, and rescue Des from his turmoil.
doreen peri
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5 posted 10-04-1999 12:37 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

LOL! You're a NUT!!! hehehe
What were you doing in Laquardia? Shopping?
Sunshine
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6 posted 10-04-1999 02:33 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Geez, is it just me, or did Laguardia move to Dallas from New York? When did that happen?
Saxoness
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7 posted 10-04-1999 04:22 PM       View Profile for Saxoness   Email Saxoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Saxoness

BTW..........there is no Laguardia in Dallas. I live there. lol

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"Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone
I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

-Charles Brugnot


desperado
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8 posted 10-04-1999 06:12 PM       View Profile for desperado   Email desperado   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for desperado

hehehe yup yup no laguardia in dallas. there is dallas love and one in fort worth. but I can't remember it's name. and I do believe there is one more as well. it's been a few months since I was out that way. hehe well glad somebody caught on to that. hopefully I'll post another funny thing later on. and no thanks. I'm already a believer of the almighty spork.

almighty spork home page

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Systematic Decay
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9 posted 10-04-1999 06:17 PM       View Profile for Systematic Decay   Email Systematic Decay   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Systematic Decay

I know what you mean about hating people like that.....I have no problem with religion unless it

A) interferes in my daily life.....which it often does in this Christianity ovverrun society....I find it funny that in a coutry with freedom of religion, you have to swear on the bible in court.....even our money claims in God we trust

Or B) is rammed down my throat.....although I can't say I'd pull out an Uzi......

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MissNTrope
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10 posted 10-04-1999 08:21 PM       View Profile for MissNTrope   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for MissNTrope

...But we can't pray in school - Because of the "Separation of Church and State"... What's wrong with this picture???
Trevor
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11 posted 10-05-1999 02:42 AM       View Profile for Trevor   Email Trevor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Trevor

Nothing if ya ask me...which you didn't so I'll shut up now
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