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desperado Member
since 1999-05-24
Posts 312FT Hood,Tx 
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hey. don't those people who meet you in airports with those stupid religious pamphlets piss you off? just the other day I got mobbed by a million of them when I was in laguardia airport in dallas. I mean they were all over me and so I kicked one in the groin and they kept comming so I proceeded with a left jab and then a right cross followed by a right upper cut. and still they kept comming. finally as they were about to get me, I pulled out my trusty uzi submachine gun and mowed em down as they charges with their razor sharp pamphlets. I still considermyself lucky to have survived. lucky for me the cops didn't like them either so they let me out with only taking away my gun. they told me that if this was the only one I'd used that they would return it within 15-20 business days. so I'm safe for now. gotta run. hope we can eliminate all those people. we need to keep the world clean from those evil villians. |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Havin' a bad day at the 'port eh? Yeah dem pamphlets. Dey be killers!! An uzi ya say? An dey gonna let ya have it back? Well, sumbuddy gotta take care 'o' dem dere villians. LOL Thought this was funny! ------------------ If you love me like music, I'll be your song. ~Heart~ Dreamboat Annie |
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Saxoness
since 1999-07-18
Posts 1102Texas |
You must repent my son! Turn away from your sin, and make your ammends with the church of pamphletology. The kingdom of airports is near! Don't be left in the dark. ------------------ "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me." -Charles Brugnot |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Well, des darlin' - Look at it this way - They could have all met you at the gate with not only pamphlets in hand - but all disguised as Groucho!!!... whisked you off to the 'stute.... and told you that you were having delusions of being Renoir...  |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
Nan, you need to go there and start hugging them all, and rescue Des from his turmoil. |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
LOL! You're a NUT!!! hehehe What were you doing in Laquardia? Shopping? |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Geez, is it just me, or did Laguardia move to Dallas from New York? When did that happen? |
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Saxoness
since 1999-07-18
Posts 1102Texas |
BTW..........there is no Laguardia in Dallas. I live there. lol ------------------ "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me." -Charles Brugnot |
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desperado Member
since 1999-05-24
Posts 312FT Hood,Tx |
hehehe yup yup no laguardia in dallas. there is dallas love and one in fort worth. but I can't remember it's name. and I do believe there is one more as well. it's been a few months since I was out that way. hehe well glad somebody caught on to that. hopefully I'll post another funny thing later on. and no thanks. I'm already a believer of the almighty spork. almighty spork home page [This message has been edited by desperado (edited 10-04-1999).] |
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Systematic Decay Senior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 1301That place with padded walls and funny people in white......... |
I know what you mean about hating people like that.....I have no problem with religion unless it A) interferes in my daily life.....which it often does in this Christianity ovverrun society....I find it funny that in a coutry with freedom of religion, you have to swear on the bible in court.....even our money claims in God we trust Or B) is rammed down my throat.....although I can't say I'd pull out an Uzi...... ------------------ "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage." -Billy Corgan- |
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MissNTrope Junior Member
since 1999-07-29
Posts 43 |
...But we can't pray in school - Because of the "Separation of Church and State"... What's wrong with this picture??? |
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Trevor Senior Member
since 1999-08-12
Posts 700Canada |
Nothing if ya ask me...which you didn't so I'll shut up now |
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