San Jose, CA, USA
Since I got nothing better to say and I want to contribute to the cause, I will just tell some jokes
Things to Ponder
How come wrong numbers are always busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesnt Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
Why is it when your driving and looking for an address, you turn down
the volume on the radio?
Why is it lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, but dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do Roman paramedics rever to IV's as "4's"?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID he just
whipped out a quarter?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do you get off a nonstop flight?
How do you write zero in roman numerals?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?
If athletes get athletes foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why dont deaf people wear earmuffs?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur, would we still pet them?
If peanut butter cookies are made of peanut butter, what are girl scout
cookies made of?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then how do you explain whales?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If you cant drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you job backwards, do you gain weight?
Why do signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it chili if its hot?
Why do we sing "Take me out the the ball game" when we are already
Why is it the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?