I guess that I am Justin Thyme
to tell ol' Wobbly it's no crime
to post a zillion poems or five!
It shows that you did just arrive.
They have these silly rules, you know,
and when you break them, they just go
delete you fast right out this place!
It's just a warning, Justin Kace
you didn't read rules, instead
they just might moderate your head!
And then your Wobbly Head will say,
"What did I do so wrong today?"
It will fall off you on the floor
then you will have more in store..!
You see, this fact I can't refute...
It's how I landed in the 'stute!
I was a poet, just like you
I'd write some poems and post them, too
and then I wrote a word real small,
four letters like you write on walls...
well, anyway, it was quite weird,
they warned me, then the worse I feared
came true and Justin Thyme, I flipped
and personalities soon ripped
in two and four and maybe ten,
and guess what happened to me, then?
I got hauled off with men of white
who took me fast into the night
to some big sterile 'stute somewhere
and zapped my head! They didn't care
that I was wanting fast to leave!
They zapped me twice! Would you believe?
So if you think your Wobbly Head
is wobbly now! See mine, instead
and realize it could be worse.
They took my head and then my purse!
For every single zap they gave,
I promised that I would behave!
But then, my friend, they took my bread!
So, hold on to your Wobbly Head!
signed, Justin Thyme
recent 'stute escapee
[This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (edited 05-18-2000).]