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The dreaded date that is 2/14
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Wobbly Head Bob Member
since 2000-05-15
Posts 299Virginia, USA |
Just learned a very difficult lesson first hand. Never, emphasis on NEVER, ask your woman, "What do you want for Valentines Day?", you see the thing is, is that she might just answer, and now you're in too deep. Try this on for size: My girlfriend wants "things" from Victoria's Secret, already I'm drawing a blank, finally today I walk in, rather bravely, to Victoria's Secret...which by the way isn't the mecca of beautiful women casually lounging around in kinky underwear, oh no my friend, quite the contrary, in fact it was prodominantly larger middle aged black women holding panties above their heads while screaming across the store, "Hey Gladys, what do you think of these?"..."Oh no girlfriend, you got too much back for that."....*I shudder for recalling that in such detail, my apologies*....furthermore, there isn't another place on Earth where a man feels more lost, you can't exactly pick up panties, turn them over, or swing 'em around, without looking like more of the depraved ravenous pervert people around you are already assuming. Continuing on, the ladies there are no help...I was like a lost 6 year old in a mega mall without a clue as to which way to turn, where I should look, oh my god should I cover my eyes, aren't those pair of underwear missing something, and wherer the hell would she put those??? Then I'm standing in line, trophy in hand...a man who has conquered the intimate apparel store, the only thing is is that now I have to wait in line and not look figity....the line stalls, and the only beautiful women in this store are behind me, checking out what I bought...which wouldn't be so bad if I could just stop sweating and shaking long enough to fill out this check. Oh and one more thing walking out of Victoria's Secret with a pink box, and pink bag that both say very proudly "I SHOPPED AT VICKIES EVERYONE!!!", during the lunch rush hour in a crowded DC train station is not something I ever want to repeat. So say after me, "Oh honey you want something from Victoria's Secret...sure I'll buy it, here's a fitty spot, knock yourself out, on the way pick up some beer." Wrote this just this past Valentines Day, thought I'd give my friends here a little something to read...and to other Males, a little lesson in life...it goes as follows...F L O W E R S! *L* Enjoy all. |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
I just have to reply to this..  I'd heard so much about VS that when in the states last year with my then partner we visited and I fully expected to blush at scantilly clad women in what I thought would be sexy underwear but nope, was much like you said, some of the material felt rough to my touch and dare I say it, I found very little of it attractive or even sexy and neither did he...I guess that what I feel has always been the case is true...it's not what you wear but what's in it, that counts, stepping out of them can be quite sexy though, or so I'm told..  Here's to flowers any day and another thought, I was amazed at the cost of what was considered to be a turn on for a man...$50 for lingerie is ok by me but please, make it soft to touch.. |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
hey wobbly head! you're in DC? email me... we should meet some time... we're neighbors. -doreen |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Here is a piece of honesty - I am a female and I DETEST lingerie shops...absolutely DETEST them...BORING. This is my usual story: Finding something I like, finding a size, trying the damn thing on, finding it doesn't fit, searching again...searching...still searching...getting tired, more bored, frustrated...throw everything down in a heap...stalk off...go home to the old stuff... And here is something else you may appreciate. In New Zealand there is an advertisement...it shows a guy, sitting on a chair...waiting. And waiting...it keeps flashing to different scenes of how he waits...trying not to fall asleep etc...finally you see another shot of him from further away and with him on chairs are a long line of guys...waiting. He perks up and says 'Anyone feel like a Lion Red?! (brand of beer) and they all take off as fast as possible...LOL! K[This message has been edited by Severn (edited 06-01-2000).] |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
and i love lingerie shops go figure LOL |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
I would think its sexy to see a man actually nervy enough to venture into Victoria's. Especially if he looked confident and unshaken instead of embarrassed and sweaty. LOL! Nothing can deter a poet, for he is actuated by pure love. Who can predict his comings and goings? "Thoreau" |
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JP Senior Member
since 1999-05-25
Posts 1343Loomis, CA |
Well Temptress, I'm your man! I love Vicki's... Although I do get funny looks when trying that stuff on.... |
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