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Wobbly Head Bob
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0 posted 05-31-2000 03:28 PM       View Profile for Wobbly Head Bob   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Wobbly Head Bob

Just learned a very difficult lesson first hand.  Never, emphasis on NEVER, ask your
woman, "What do you want for Valentines Day?", you see the thing is, is that she might
just answer, and now you're in too deep.
  Try this on for size:  My girlfriend wants "things" from Victoria's Secret, already I'm drawing
a blank, finally today I walk in, rather bravely, to Victoria's Secret...which by the way
isn't the mecca of beautiful women casually lounging around in kinky underwear, oh no my
friend, quite the contrary, in fact it was prodominantly larger middle aged black women
holding panties above their heads while screaming across the store, "Hey Gladys, what do
you think of these?"..."Oh no girlfriend, you got too much back for that."....*I shudder
for recalling that in such detail, my apologies*....furthermore, there isn't another place
on Earth where a man feels more lost, you can't exactly pick up panties, turn them over,
or swing 'em around, without looking like more of the depraved ravenous pervert people
around you are already assuming.  Continuing on, the ladies there are no help...I was like
a lost 6 year old in a mega mall without a clue as to which way to turn, where I
should look,  oh my god should I cover my eyes, aren't those pair of underwear missing
something, and wherer the hell would she put those???  Then I'm standing in line, trophy
in hand...a man who has conquered the intimate apparel store, the only thing is is that
now I have to wait in line and not look figity....the line stalls, and the only beautiful
women in this store are behind me, checking out what I bought...which wouldn't be so bad
if I could just stop sweating and shaking long enough to fill out this check.  Oh and one
more thing walking out of Victoria's Secret with a pink box, and pink bag that both say
very proudly "I SHOPPED AT VICKIES EVERYONE!!!", during the lunch rush hour in a crowded
DC train station is not something I ever want to repeat.  So say after me, "Oh honey you
want something from Victoria's Secret...sure I'll buy it, here's a fitty spot, knock
yourself out, on the way pick up some beer."

Wrote this just this past Valentines Day, thought I'd give my friends here a little something to read...and to other Males, a little lesson in life...it goes as follows...F L O W E R S!  *L*  Enjoy all.

RainbowGirl
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1 posted 05-31-2000 08:29 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

I just have to reply to this..

I'd heard so much about VS that when in the states last year with my then partner we visited and I fully expected to blush at scantilly clad women in what I thought would be sexy underwear but nope, was much like you said, some of the material felt rough to my touch and dare I say it, I found very little of it attractive or even sexy and neither did he...I guess that what I feel has always been the case is true...it's not what you wear but what's in it, that counts, stepping out of them can be quite sexy though, or so I'm told..

Here's to flowers any day    

and another thought, I was amazed at the cost of what was considered to be a turn on for a man...$50 for lingerie is ok by me but please, make it soft to touch..
doreen peri
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2 posted 05-31-2000 09:35 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

hey wobbly head!

you're in DC? email me... we should meet some time... we're neighbors.

-doreen
Severn
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3 posted 06-01-2000 07:35 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is a piece of honesty - I am a female and I DETEST lingerie shops...absolutely DETEST them...BORING. This is my usual story: Finding something I like, finding a size, trying the damn thing on, finding it doesn't fit,  searching again...searching...still searching...getting tired, more bored, frustrated...throw everything down in a heap...stalk off...go home to the old stuff...

And here is something else you may appreciate.

In New Zealand there is an advertisement...it shows a guy, sitting on a chair...waiting. And waiting...it keeps flashing to different scenes of how he waits...trying not to fall asleep etc...finally you see another shot of him from further away and with him on chairs are a long line of guys...waiting. He perks up and says 'Anyone feel like a Lion Red?! (brand of beer) and they all take off as fast as possible...LOL!

  K

[This message has been edited by Severn (edited 06-01-2000).]
doreen peri
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4 posted 06-01-2000 11:09 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

and i love lingerie shops

go figure

LOL

Temptress
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5 posted 06-02-2000 05:08 PM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

I would think its sexy to see a man actually nervy enough to venture into Victoria's.
Especially if he looked confident and unshaken instead of embarrassed and sweaty. LOL!  


 Nothing can deter a poet, for he is actuated by pure love. Who can predict his comings and goings? "Thoreau"


JP
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6 posted 06-09-2000 04:03 AM       View Profile for JP   Email JP   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit JP's Home Page   View IP for JP

Well Temptress, I'm your man!  I love Vicki's... Although I do get funny looks when trying that stuff on....
 
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