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Mike
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0 posted 2000-07-01 05:15 PM



It is against municipal ordinance in a certain Kansas city to molest squirrels.  To my knowledge, the ordinance has never been enforced, but our squirrels have been known to be mighty protective of their nuts.


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Poet deVine
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1 posted 2000-07-01 05:17 PM


Um...ummmm...well, to say anything more would land me in the Adult Forum. I like nuts though..cashews are my favorites so I can understand why the squirrels would want to protect them. BTW if you ever need someone to enforce this law, I'm your girl. I can patrol the streets looking for those squirrel molesting, nut stealing varmints..
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2 posted 2000-07-02 12:02 PM


Mike~
Oh, I just love little tidbits like this.
Keep it coming, please !

You know I like nuts !
Look who I keep picking for friends !

Oh yeah ... sounds like a few 'nuts' are protective of the squirrels to me !
~*Marge*~


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3 posted 2000-07-02 07:51 AM


You Rock, Mike! More Kansas kritticisms, please!

Sunny

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ESP
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4 posted 2000-07-02 10:12 AM


LOL@the lot of you!!!
Keep em coming, Mike!!

Love and hugs,
Lizzie


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MagnoliaBlue
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5 posted 2000-07-02 06:35 PM


ROTF...Too funny!  
Thanks so much for
this, Mike    

It's Sunday and I am
working hard, but just
had to take a break to
read some poetry.

I needed the laugh and
you provided it very
well. Thanks again!
  


MagnoliaBlue


~My Skipper Jim
I love you!
Your Lady June~

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