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Having a minimal involvement with the legal system.

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Mike
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It is against municipal ordinance in a certain Kansas city to molest squirrels.  To my knowledge, the ordinance has never been enforced, but our squirrels have been known to be mighty protective of their nuts.

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Um...ummmm...well, to say anything more would land me in the Adult Forum. I like nuts though..cashews are my favorites so I can understand why the squirrels would want to protect them. BTW if you ever need someone to enforce this law, I'm your girl. I can patrol the streets looking for those squirrel molesting, nut stealing varmints..
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Mike~
Oh, I just love little tidbits like this.
Keep it coming, please !

You know I like nuts !
Look who I keep picking for friends !

Oh yeah ... sounds like a few 'nuts' are protective of the squirrels to me !
~*Marge*~


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You Rock, Mike! More Kansas kritticisms, please!

Sunny

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LOL@the lot of you!!!
Keep em coming, Mike!!

Love and hugs,
Lizzie


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ROTF...Too funny!  
Thanks so much for
this, Mike    

It's Sunday and I am
working hard, but just
had to take a break to
read some poetry.

I needed the laugh and
you provided it very
well. Thanks again!
  


MagnoliaBlue


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