I wrote a tribute to the VW beetle awhile ago, but it was free-form. I'd love to write one that was structured, but what's rhymes with beetle?? I know lots of things that rhyme with bug (slug, mug, hug...), but I'd rather use "beetle". So, if you know of anything that rhymes with beetle, post it!
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde
"The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief" -Shakespea