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WhtDove
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Illinois

0 posted 2000-07-10 08:21 PM


At these Fahrenheit temperatures:

+65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.

+60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).

+50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.

+45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.

+40 - You can see your breath.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesotans go swimming.

+35 - Italian cars don't start.

+32 - Water freezes.

+30 - You plan your vacation to Australia.

+25 - Ohio water freezes. Californians weep.
Minnesotans eat ice cream.
Canadians go swimming.

+20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
New York City water freezes.
Miami residents plan vacation farther south.

+15 - French cars don't start.
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.

+10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.

+ 5 - American cars don't start.

0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts.

-10 - German cars don't start.
Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects.
Miami residents cease to exist.

-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.
Politicians actually do something about the homeless.
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof.
Japanesecars don't start.

-25 - Too cold to think.
You need jumper cables to get the driver going.

-30 - You plan a two week hot bath.
Swedish cars don't start.

-40 - Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button.
Canadians put on sweaters.
Your car helps you plan your trip south.

-50 - Congressional hot air freezes.
Alaskans close the bathroom window.

-80 - Hell freezes over. Polar bears move south.
Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.

-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

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Elizabeth
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1 posted 2000-07-10 11:06 PM


LOL! Liked the part about the cats.  

Elizabeth


I'm grabbing my hat and coat
I'm leaving the cat a note
Quick call me a ferry boat-getting out of town!



PhaerieChild
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since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787
Aloha, Oregon
2 posted 2000-07-11 02:32 AM


This was funny! Thanks for the laugh.
I wondered where the phrase "cat's pajama's" came from.

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Shawna R. Holder
Boise, Idaho



Severn
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since 1999-07-17
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3 posted 2000-07-11 05:43 AM


NO FAIR! NO FAIR!!!

Convert to celcius please for poor little me!!!

(Chris - send me that link, lol)

Most of you guys would DIE out here in our summers...brrrr, shiver, you would say...

but you'd like our winters though - we are in the middle of winter right now, literally the middle and we have had 2 perfect sunny days in a row - high spring temperatures...

ahhh to live in my slice of paradise hey?

K

Butterflies_dont_cry
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since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733
Michigan
4 posted 2000-07-11 09:05 AM


  this is to funny    Living in Michigan
I've found out fast that my idea of
cold.....20 degrees... is way to low for
MANY ....give me snow!!!!!!!!!!!

WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22
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Illinois
5 posted 2000-07-11 09:39 AM


LOL Severn...afraid I can't help you with that one.  Wish I could though.

Ok Chris, where's the link?

Christopher
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Purgatorial Incarceration
6 posted 2000-07-11 11:30 AM


at home...


and Becca... at 70 we start reaching for the sweaters!!!

Sunshine
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7 posted 2000-07-11 11:48 AM


-100 F. with snow cover and Kansans think the wheat harvest "might do..."

Sunny

~~~Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
Helen Keller ~~~

When you want to be loved, look within...KRJ


Sunshine
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8 posted 2000-07-11 11:51 AM


+100 [i.e., yesterday] and Kansans wonder what tomorrow might be like, and talk about yesterday's +95 "cold snap".
Alwye
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In the space between moments
9 posted 2000-07-11 10:24 PM


LOL!  Us Minnesotans are pretty used to the cold, you betcha!  Heck, we're pretty used to the heat too...has been very hot and humid lately...makes me wish to have to shovel snow off the roof!  

*Krista Knutson*

"We are not seperate from spirit, we are in it." ~Plotinus~

Jamie
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Blue Heaven
10 posted 2000-07-11 10:42 PM


Funny Stuff.
And Severn--just so you don't get confused--
32-f--is not the freezing point of water--it is the melting point of ice.

Jamie

Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil.
"Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely".


JP
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since 1999-05-25
Posts 1343
Loomis, CA
11 posted 2000-07-12 04:18 AM


I with Christopher on this one, although this Cali boy is already wearing his sweater at 70!

Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn.
JP

"Everything is your own damn fault, if you are any good." E. Hemmingway

Nan
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12 posted 2000-07-12 06:27 AM


Hey - I'm just tryin' to enjoy my 10 short weeks of summer here...
WhtDove
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Illinois
13 posted 2000-07-12 09:27 AM


Chris geez bud, come visit me out here  
We're having a cool summer. It's been in the 70-80*.  That's pretty nice. But our winters, hey. What fun when it's -30. Like shoveling snow?

I hate the winters, there bone chillin cold!
I miss Georgia     

At 50 if it ever gets there, you guys pull out the parkas or what?  

[This message has been edited by WhtDove (edited 07-12-2000).]

Poet deVine
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14 posted 2000-07-12 09:43 AM


We have a cooling trend coming next week..should only be 100! When it gets to 125 here, we usually buy a bit more ice for the lemonade. When it gets below 80, we need a blankie at night!  
Ethan Halo
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on the roof again
15 posted 2000-07-13 01:54 AM


very funny stuff!  i like it a lot.

for whoever asked, to convert from farenheit to celsius just subtract 32 and divide by 1.8 and you'll have celsius.

here in Las Vegas, a cool summer day rounds out at a cool, crisp 105 degrees. 75 is sweater time. we've never seen frozen water (it does that?).

We all got our demons.
We all got somethin' to atone for.

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