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Christopher
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0 posted 07-08-2000 05:36 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

Good for only two things!
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1 posted 07-08-2000 05:41 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Good Grief!!! It's not enough that you've made Ceres go bananas, now you have to come up with this!!! YIKES...(I hope your insurance is paid up..and btw, can I be your beneficiary?)

Ladies, I think this cute young thing needs to learn about what we REALLY are good for!
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2 posted 07-08-2000 05:52 PM       View Profile for X Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for X Angel

*cha ching*
*cha ching*
dat's the sound of my spurs as I stalk down main street looking fer ya pardner...

What we are good for...
#1 having the babies, cuz if men had to do it, there'd be one child per family for sure!
#2 giving the world the *soft* side, women are the icing on an otherwise boring cake of life..

And Chris....watch out...I'm a stalking ya

:P~*
H
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3 posted 07-08-2000 06:08 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Right on Sharon! And just what he won't 'get' when he talks like that
Ron
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4 posted 07-08-2000 06:45 PM       View Profile for Ron   Email Ron   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ron's Home Page   View IP for Ron

At the risk of coming into a battle that is obviously ill conceived and already lost, I have to post a minor disagreement with the lovely Miss X. While not inaccurate, your first postulate is not entirely true either. I don't have to jump over a cliff once to know I won't like it. There would not be even that one child per family as far as I'm concerned!

(Imagination, quiet down! She was only kidding. Ooh, that thought hurts… )
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5 posted 07-08-2000 06:51 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Hey!!! - where would you guys be without our warm hugs and soft kisses???

doreen peri
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6 posted 07-08-2000 07:04 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

Not being the argumentive sort, I'll have to agree with you. Women are good for 2 things. Being wonderful giving people. And being a joy to be with.

I won't ask you to clarify your comment. It's too brief and therefore it must be poetry... and I figure, with good poetry, the reader will come to their own conclusions.

Be well, m'friend! Oh... and *SMILE*
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7 posted 07-08-2000 07:16 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Sigh
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8 posted 07-08-2000 07:36 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

You wind-up merchant !!!  ROFL


We're good for more than two things though Chris...  

1) As Nan said "Hugs and soft kisses"

2) Making you guys feel special when you're feeling really lousy...  

3) Ironing your shirts so you at least look a little respectable..  

4) Telling you when you're wearing a check shirt with a tie with loud stripes to change one of them...LOL

5) Never saying " I told you so" when you take the wrong street and smiling politely when you state the reason for being late was because WE didn't know what to wear...*g*

6) Letting you believe that you're always in charge...oooops again

7) Giving you a reason to post threads like this...

the list goes on and on and on but really you know, we're best at just being ourselves, genuine, loving, faithful and totally unique, not forgetting that we always support the guys we love, would live in a tent with you if necessary and last but not least, we're the stronger sex....ouch  !!!

HUSG



[This message has been edited by RainbowGirl (edited 07-08-2000).]
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9 posted 07-08-2000 08:19 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I think this statement is too general! How can you lump us all together like this? I'm sure I can do a couple of things these other ladies can't...and vice versa! Wanna see?
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10 posted 07-08-2000 09:34 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Men--good for NOTHING!!!!!

*hmmph* SO THERE!


Elizabeth


I'm grabbing my hat and coat
I'm leaving the cat a note
Quick call me a ferry boat-getting out of town!


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11 posted 07-08-2000 09:38 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

You must really be in need of some, er-- attention.
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You spelled that wrong..it's not ATTention, it's DEtention!!! LOL
WhtDove
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13 posted 07-08-2000 11:07 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Well how's this for ya?


Girls RULE! Boys DROOL!







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14 posted 07-08-2000 11:24 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

LOL!

Elizabeth


I'm grabbing my hat and coat
I'm leaving the cat a note
Quick call me a ferry boat-getting out of town!


Skyfyre
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15 posted 07-09-2000 12:09 AM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

1)  Generally, doing most things better than men ('cept peeing standing up I guess).

2)  Going in AFTER men have tried to do something and bungled it horribly, and cleaning up the mess they made.

Any more questions...?  

--Me


YOUR LIFE IS A TEST

It is only a test ...

If this were your Actual Life, you would have been given better instructions!

Jeffrey Carter
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16 posted 07-09-2000 12:23 AM       View Profile for Jeffrey Carter   Email Jeffrey Carter   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey Carter

Chris...uhh...Buddy, I'd like to help but Uhhh.....You're on your own with this one

*Leaving quietly so none of these ladies you've got riled up hears me*
Christopher
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17 posted 07-09-2000 12:23 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

Jeffrey, you're a coward!  

Although Ron has a very good point! *brrr*

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18 posted 07-09-2000 03:05 AM       View Profile for MagnoliaBlue   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for MagnoliaBlue

Well...you look sweet and
fresh-faced enough to be
my son, so I guess I should
tell you to go to your
room, before you get into
anymore trouble...but instead,
I am just going to sit back
and see how you get out of
this one.ROTF!

Wow, next time you make
a decision to say something like this...maybe you should go to
someone and ask HER for advice.

Ha...If a man HAD to have a
baby, babies would be against
the law.  

Have fun everyone !!  

MagnoliaBlue


~My Skipper Jim
I love you!
Your Lady June~
doreen peri
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19 posted 07-09-2000 08:23 AM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

Christopher, you're such a sweet, lovable young man! I can't BELIEVE you called Jeffrey a coward for not participating in this interesting topic!

..... and you haven't even explained yourself yet?

Most of us who have responded here have listed 2 or more things women are "good for".

What did you have in mind when you posted this topic? *g

Now... don't be a coward, k? I'd seriously like to know as I'm sure many of the others would.

Thank you.  

oh geez... I just realized that in my previous comment I said I wouldn't ask you to clarify this tidbit of "poetry". uh... I'm sowwy  

I changed my mind. A woman's prerogative.

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20 posted 07-09-2000 10:19 AM       View Profile for Kellsue   Email Kellsue   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kellsue

2?     2 out of a million reasons maybe!!!!

I must admit Elizabeth's response made me chuckle...perhaps there is some truth behind it?  


1. Making the world a better place.

2. Finding that soft spot in our heart to take on the sometimes grueling job of taking care of men who seem so lost with out us!

Christopher... our boots are made for walkin'...I think in that case you'd better start runnin'!!!!!!!!!


~Kelly


The rooster may strut and crow, but it's the hen that delivers the goods.

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21 posted 07-09-2000 12:10 PM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

Hmmm...I know I'm gonna get flamed for this one....but here it goes:

1) Making life difficult.

2) Making life difficult.

Guess that's what I get for trying to be a nice guy to a certain classification of lady.


Alicat, on the mend
Sven
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You knew that I couldn't let this one go by. . .  

Chris, you obviously have a LOT to learn about women. . . they are good for FAR more than just two things. . . and let me tell you, I don't think that I've found all of them yet!!  (And I don't mean that you have a lot more to learn in a bad way, just going with what I know. . . )

If I could only begin to tell you what I feel that women are good for. . . it would fill a book. . . for us, women make life worth living. . . they give us what we need. . . face it Chris, if there were no women, we would not have art, or music, or poetry, or any of that stuff. . .because most of it was written by men for the women that they loved and cared about. . .

I have nothing but the utmost respect for women. . . and for men also. . . but to say that they're only good for two things. . .well, as a human being and as a male, please let me say ladies that not all of us feel the same way!!      I know that there is much more to women than meets the eye. . .

Now, you may view me as being weak for saying that women are good for more than two things. . . but I know that as a man, I can do only so much. . . there are just some things that we can't do. . .

If the world had no women. . . well, it would truly not be as beautiful. . .

Thank you ladies for all that you do. . .and know that there are some of us who really appreciate you. . .

(and Chris, if you just put this in here to start a discussion. . . let's go!!  LOL   )

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That which gives light must endure burning
--Victor Frankl

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Chris, please take 'sucking up'lessons from Sven!      
Christopher
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1.ANYTHING
2.EVERYTHING


Geez, don't know what all the fuss is about!

 
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