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RainbowGirl
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0 posted 07-15-2000 12:37 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

A young man, wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So, he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited and she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.

The next day the blonde goes to get her hair done. Her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi hon," he says, "How do you likeyour new phone?" "I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell.
But there's one thing I don't understand. How did you know I was at the beauty parlor?"

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A Young Blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. "I'll just catch my own alligator," she told one shopkeeper," so I can get a pair of shoes for free." She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp.

Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in.She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligatorswere lined up.

"Oh, no!" the blonde shouted in dismay. "This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

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The blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with  the left eye while covering the right eye.  

The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor in disgust took a paper sack with a hole to see  through, and put it on her head to cover up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.

As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face. "Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get upset about getting glasses." "I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames."

Hmmmmmmmm...ROFL




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1 posted 07-15-2000 12:41 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey Carter   Email Jeffrey Carter   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey Carter

ROFL.....but, ummmm.....how did you know I was in the alley?
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2 posted 07-15-2000 12:44 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

Oooops, you snuck in as I added the 3rd on...LOL

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ROTFL
  ;> ROTFLMAO
        

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4 posted 07-15-2000 07:58 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

ROFL Too funny!

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5 posted 07-15-2000 08:45 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Typical blonde.

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