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I AM WOMAN (Just couldn't help but post it)

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MagnoliaBlue
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0 posted 07-14-2000 01:06 PM       View Profile for MagnoliaBlue   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for MagnoliaBlue

There's three guys and they're out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.

One of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says, "OK if you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q."

The mermaid says, "Done." Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analyzing it with extreme insight. The  second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid, "Triple my I.Q."

The mermaid says, "Done."The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc...

The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends, that he says to the mermaid, "Quintuple my I.Q."

The mermaid looks at him and says, "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider."

The guy says, "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free."

"Please", says the mermaid, "You don't know  what you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else... a million dollars, anything?"

But no matter what the mermaid said, the guy insisted on having his I.Q. increased by five times it's usual power. So the mermaid sighed and said, "Done." And he became a woman.

(Author unknown to me...but it makes my boat float.).              ROTFLMAO
           




~My Skipper Jim
I love you!
Your Lady June~

Butterflies_dont_cry
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1 posted 07-14-2000 01:39 PM       View Profile for Butterflies_dont_cry   Email Butterflies_dont_cry   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Butterflies_dont_cry

ROFL........very cute  
Sunshine
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2 posted 07-14-2000 01:51 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Bam!  'nuff said.

Sunny

~~~Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
Helen Keller ~~~

When you want to be loved, look within...KRJ

Christopher
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Purgatorial Incarceration


3 posted 07-14-2000 03:24 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

OK, ya know ya done good when I can't come up with a single smart alecky response!
ROFL! Too cute!
Nan
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4 posted 07-14-2000 04:17 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan





[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 07-14-2000).]
RainbowGirl
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5 posted 07-14-2000 08:15 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

ROFL....ooops..*g*

HUGS

Nan:  Is that a mermaid on the end of that line?...LOL

HUGS
Jamie
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6 posted 07-15-2000 10:54 AM       View Profile for Jamie   Email Jamie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jamie's Home Page   View IP for Jamie

Very funny indeed

But do you know what the most painful part of the sex change procedure is when a man becomes a woman?????????

When they suck out half his brain.
Dark Angel
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7 posted 07-15-2000 11:06 AM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

Ha Ha Ha Ha, this is GOOD! *G*  
annele
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8 posted 07-16-2000 11:42 PM       View Profile for annele   Email annele   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for annele

i have heard this one before definitely like it..sorry guys...no offense
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