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Gossamerwings
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0 posted 07-25-2000 02:12 AM       View Profile for Gossamerwings   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Gossamerwings

Three 7 year old girls were walking down the street wearing there mothers clothing; large hats, high heels, and long dresses.
As they passed a bar they noticed no one was in the bar except the bartender. One of the girls said, lets go in for a drink.
They went in and crawled up onto the bar stools.
The bartender saw that there was no one in the bar and thought he would
have some fun.
He went to the first little girl and said "What will you have young lady?"
The girl replied "I'll Have a Martini."
The bartender could not give them any liquor so he filled up a martini glass with 7-UP, placed an olive in it and put it in front of her.
He said to the second girl "What will you have today?"
She replied "A Manhattan."
The bartender then filled a Manhattan glass with Ginger-Ale, put in a cherry in it, and set it in front of her.
Again he asked the third little girl "What will you have today?"
After a long pause she replied, "I think I will have a "douche. Mother
said they're so refreshing."




Gossamerwings ;)
RainbowGirl
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1 posted 07-25-2000 05:18 AM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

and now there are two of us ROFL....*g*

HUGS

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that is where they should be.
Now put the foundations under them."

BSC
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2 posted 07-25-2000 08:56 AM       View Profile for BSC   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for BSC

Now, three......ROFL          
Sunshine
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3 posted 07-25-2000 09:47 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

This is SO bad....  

Sunny

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4 posted 07-25-2000 10:33 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Oh my gosh...

Elizabeth


Why ME???
WhtDove
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5 posted 07-25-2000 05:57 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LMAO!! This was a good'n!
Dark Angel
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6 posted 07-25-2000 06:03 PM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel


ROFLMAO oooohhh I like dis one!  
StarrGazer
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7 posted 07-25-2000 07:26 PM       View Profile for StarrGazer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for StarrGazer

hehe ROFLMAO ! thanks for sharing !!
 
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