Ok, Ok..goaded by the Guru, here are MY disputes...
1. He made us evolve from apes, She did no such thing. We came into being after She decided She wanted something to play with. She created man. He was boring so She created woman - and things promptly got livelier! Later, She allowed humans to create TV so we could share her pleasure. Unfortunately, humans created soap operas, game shows, and talk shows. She regrets we were allowed to create TV so She created the Internet to keep us away from TV. Then humans created WebCams so we could watch each other. She sighed. It's a vicious cycle!
2. He invented the duck bill Platypus, Penguins and Goldfish (what is the point of a creature with a three second memory?) She patterned that creature on man's memory after a one night stand.
3. He invented Lawyers and POliticians whose only use to to make everyone else give their money to them and recieve nothing in return.She invented lawyers to become politicans who in turn do wrong and have to hire lawyers who in turn become politicans who then do wrong...ad nausem..
4. Some of our outer body parts. She only invented THOSE for the humor factor. She laughs every time She sees one. (take Her cue ladies!)
5. He invented chat show and game show hosts (See #1)
6. He invented vanity, lust, gluttony, sloth, greed etc some of which are our strongest instincts and called them sins. She invented those based on Adam's performance in the Garden of Eden.
7. He allowed us invent Golf She invented it to make men sleep in front of the TV so the women could have some quiet time.
8. He invented rude body noises She didn't, Adam did.
9. He invented an entire universe, and put us on one planet in a galaxy leaving the others abandoned. She has a surprise for us all...only when we can handle it though...the future will reveal this secret.
10. We spend 9 months in a womb filled with water we are mostly water and yet we can not breathe under water.She has a sense of humor after all!
11. we are born naked She decided it was the one time in our lives we would look great without clothes!
12. He put a tree that no one should eat from in the garden of Eden and told Adam and Eve not to eat from it. She knew Eve would eat from it..that girl wanted to learn (it was the tree of Knowledge right?) Then Adam had to mess things up!