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Gossamerwings
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since 2000-07-18

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0 posted 2000-08-02 03:14 AM

Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
- English well talking.
- Here speeching American.

In a Tokyo bar:  Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

In the window of a Swedish furrier:  Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.

On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:  Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.

In a Tokyo Hotel:  It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.  If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

In a Leipzig elevator:  Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

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In a Paris hotel elevator:  Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Athens:  Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M.  daily.

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In a Yugoslavian hotel:  The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

In a Bangkok temple:  It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:  Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

In a Rome laundry:  Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Outside a Paris dress shop:  Dresses for street walking.

In a Hong Kong supermarket:  For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:  Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

From the Soviet Weekly:  There will be a Moscow Exhibition af Arts by 15000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors.  These were executed over the past two years.

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In an East African newspaper:  A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.

In a Zurich hotel:  Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for
this purpose.

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