Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
- English well talking.
- Here speeching American.
In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
In a Tokyo Hotel: It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
From the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition af Arts by 15000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In an East African newspaper: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for