ok insanity and a few beers took control of my pen and wrote this ... I cannot be held responsible for any truths contained herein, I can only say thats the way it is...
maybe someone else will come up with something similar
About me ....
Guess what ? I burp, I fart, I cuss
And have also been known to b*tch whine and fuss
I like to wear my skirts too short and my jeans too tight
And I like to talk sh*t but i dont like to fight
I have this thing about looking at stars
And once or twice I've been kicked out of bars
I flirt alot and ocassionally drink too much beer
And I dont know what I'm doing tomorrow- much less next year
I stay up late at night and I sleep away the day
And I get really frustrated when I dont get my way
I like my beer in a bottle, pepsi in a can
And I wear a skimpy bikini when getting a tan
I dye my hair and sometimes wear fake nails
And I prefer topless bars to Chippendales
I hate tv I'd rather read books
And I try to judge people by personality not looks
I like fake roses real ones just die
And at sad movies I've been known to cry
I've been called dingy- even an airhead
And a couple of times in anger, I've wished people dead
I'm addicted to the computer and the internet
And I'm married but in love with another man, though we've never met
I can be kind of stubborn I dont do what I'm told
And sometimes I act childish- I dont want to act old!!
I'm not afraid to admit these things , you see-
For they are exactly what makes me - ME!