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StarrGazer
Senior Member
since 2000-03-05
Posts 679
Texas

0 posted 2000-08-07 06:12 PM



ok insanity and a few beers took control of my pen and wrote this ... I cannot be held responsible for any truths contained herein, I can only say thats the way it is...
maybe someone else will come up with something similar  

About me ....
Guess what ? I burp, I fart, I cuss
And have also been known  to b*tch  whine and  fuss
I like to wear my skirts too short and my jeans too tight
And I like to talk sh*t  but  i dont  like to fight
I have  this  thing  about looking at stars
And once or twice I've been kicked out of bars
I flirt alot and  ocassionally drink too much beer
And I dont  know what I'm  doing  tomorrow- much less next year
I stay up late at  night  and I sleep away the day
And I get really frustrated when I dont  get my way
I like my beer in a bottle, pepsi in a can
And I wear a skimpy bikini when getting a tan
I dye my hair and  sometimes wear fake nails
And I prefer topless bars to Chippendales
I hate  tv I'd rather  read books
And I try to judge people by personality  not looks
I like  fake  roses real ones just die
And at sad  movies I've been known to cry
I've been called dingy- even an airhead
And a couple of times in anger, I've wished people dead
I'm addicted to the  computer and the internet
And I'm married  but in love with another man, though we've never met
I can be  kind of stubborn I dont do what I'm told
And sometimes I act childish- I dont want to act old!!
I'm not afraid to admit these things , you see-
For they are exactly what makes me - ME!

© Copyright 2000 Shan Crider - All Rights Reserved
Erin
Member Elite
since 2000-06-15
Posts 2527
~Chicago~
1 posted 2000-08-07 06:24 PM


wow do i like this one!!!! even if you did have a few beers in you it was worth it.  

~No one is worth your tears, and the one who is wont make you cry~

~We all cant be stars but we all can twinkle~

Cerenity
Member Elite
since 2000-02-16
Posts 2637
Escondido-California
2 posted 2000-08-07 06:51 PM


Hi StarrGazer,

You are very special in my book for sure, and you have much strength of soul, I wish I could get up just a small amount of that gutts you have and tell someone in my life were its at I sure would be a happier person, this I loved so much and I KNOW you will have a awesome life a head of you

Love, Cerenity


"God doesn't have to be reminded that we exist.
We have to be reminded that He exist!"

(Writer Unknown)


doreen peri
Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812
Virginia
3 posted 2000-08-07 08:14 PM


you go girl! damn!!

i don't know about the roses, tho... fake anything is when of my pet peeves...i hate phoney!!!!!.... i'd rather have real ones and toss 'em when they die... sorta symbolic of the love they represent... thorns and all... but, dammit!!! the real deal is beautiful when in bloom!!

i like your style...
this poem is cool,
i bet you take them all to school
i think you rock !
so have no fear...
just drink yourself another beer
and pretty soon
you'll feel real fine
and write some more exotic rhyme!!  


hehe...     

oh and btw, nice to meet you... i've read your verse, of course, and seen you here... but this little gem is WRITE ON!!! *grin*

[This message has been edited by doreen peri (edited 08-07-2000).]

Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA
4 posted 2000-08-07 10:08 PM


LOL... So who told you you had to hang out in the Alley??? Probably Christopher, huh??...
StarrGazer
Senior Member
since 2000-03-05
Posts 679
Texas
5 posted 2000-08-09 08:53 AM


Erin thanks !  

Cerenity ... amazing what alcohol can do for your ego huh? not really all that strong but workin on it thanks!

Doreen , thanks   nice to meet you to, I've seen your rhyme as well but suppose we haven't been properly introduced before  

Nan hehe Chris didn't do it .. I promise! Just had a few umm uhh bad words I didn't want to edit out because they kind of went with the poem and to take em out would have been taking away frim the poem, so posted here so as not to cause any conflicts in the other forums  

Wren
Member
since 2000-07-05
Posts 312

6 posted 2000-08-09 09:12 AM


Good one! Nothing like being yourself, right?  
-Wren

The thread of destiny
Unknown by anyone
Unseen by anyone
Winds around your heart
Moist with tears
-Vampire Princess Miyu Theme

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245
Illinois
7 posted 2000-08-09 09:42 AM


Uhem! OMG you're HUMAN!  LOL

Love it! Those beers will do it everytime! Make us a little freer in speech  

Jamie
Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168
Blue Heaven
8 posted 2000-08-09 12:05 PM


Hi StarrGazer,

Nice to meet you and to get to know you a little better. I say we pass a few bottles around. I of course will be the designated reader. Thanks for drinking....lol

Jamie

StarrGazer
Senior Member
since 2000-03-05
Posts 679
Texas
9 posted 2000-08-10 06:01 PM


Wren , you got it !   thanks

White Dove thanks ...got to love the beer think I'll have to work on a beer poem next hehe

Prometheus, nice to meet you as well!  

...passing the drinks around ...Hey everyone we have a designated reader!!!! Drink up LOL

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