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Finally, revenge on the brunettes

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WhtDove
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0 posted 08-12-2000 11:52 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Well, the blondes finally got together and got back
at the brunettes.
Here's their revenge:

WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price

WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A
DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A
BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER
FIGURE?
No one else wants it.

WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF
BLONDES?
Invisible.

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
'Has the blonde left yet?'

WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more
manageable.

WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A
BRUNETTE?
A hostage......


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X Angel
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1 posted 08-12-2000 12:22 PM       View Profile for X Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for X Angel

ahhhhhh I have red hair *smirk* so I am safe on all accounts
Severn
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2 posted 08-12-2000 07:39 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Well...I LOVE my hair...

LOL

"He looked across the
silky surface of the Severn,
and remembered that it
was a famously difficult
river with fierce tides..."


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3 posted 08-12-2000 07:40 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

It's red this week, Angel?????
X Angel
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4 posted 08-13-2000 01:07 PM       View Profile for X Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for X Angel

well Mister 'Deer at least I HAVE hair!!!!!!!!
Hmmph!

Poertree
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5 posted 08-13-2000 05:52 PM       View Profile for Poertree   Email Poertree   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poertree

ROTFLMAO ........... Heather .. gimme some of whatever gives you that rapier-like sense of humour (are you SURE its just coffee?)..... verrrrrry good ......

oh dear, dear deer top (heh) that !!!  

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6 posted 08-13-2000 06:09 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

ROFL Dovey...   I can happilly say that I'm no longer brunette but more auburn, brown with hints of the finest silver that years ago I paid a fortune for, age does truly have some blessings...*g*  not to mention being able to laugh at yourself....

Loved these...*g*

HUSG
WhtDove
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7 posted 08-13-2000 11:56 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL Cindy! My hair is dark, but brunette nontheless.  I cracked up when I read this. The buffalo's butt was my favorite one!  

Just thought it was time to even the score a bit, we've put these poor blondes through quite the beating lately. haha
 
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