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Finally, revenge on the brunettes
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois 
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Well, the blondes finally got together and got back at the brunettes. Here's their revenge: WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES? Fisher-Price WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR? It matches their mustache WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE? Brown-bagging it. WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE? No one else wants it. WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS? So brunettes can remember them. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES? Invisible. WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL? 'Has the blonde left yet?' WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY? The invitation WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE? A hostage...... [This message has been edited by WhtDove (edited 08-12-2000).] |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
ahhhhhh I have red hair *smirk* so I am safe on all accounts  |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Well...I LOVE my hair... LOL "He looked across the silky surface of the Severn, and remembered that it was a famously difficult river with fierce tides..." From J |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
It's red this week, Angel?????  |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
well Mister 'Deer at least I HAVE hair!!!!!!!! Hmmph!  |
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Poertree Senior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 1359UK |
ROTFLMAO ........... Heather .. gimme some of whatever gives you that rapier-like sense of humour (are you SURE its just coffee?)..... verrrrrry good ...... oh dear, dear deer top (heh) that !!! P |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFL Dovey... I can happilly say that I'm no longer brunette but more auburn, brown with hints of the finest silver that years ago I paid a fortune for, age does truly have some blessings...*g* not to mention being able to laugh at yourself.... Loved these...*g* HUSG |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL Cindy! My hair is dark, but brunette nontheless. I cracked up when I read this. The buffalo's butt was my favorite one!  Just thought it was time to even the score a bit, we've put these poor blondes through quite the beating lately. haha |
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