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Nicole
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0 posted 09-08-2000 01:03 PM       View Profile for Nicole   Email Nicole   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nicole

A friend emailed these to me, and I just had to share the wealth...  

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

   Unique up on it.


How do you catch a tame rabbit?

   Tame way, unique up on it.


What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

   A stick.


What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

   Nacho cheese!


What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

   Quattro sinko.


What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

   Anyone can roast beef....


Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down?

   Cause they wore their belt buckle on their hat!


Sudhir Iyer
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since 04-26-2000
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Mumbai, India : now in Belgium


1 posted 09-08-2000 01:07 PM       View Profile for Sudhir Iyer   Email Sudhir Iyer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sudhir Iyer


Poet deVine
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Hurricane Alley


2 posted 09-08-2000 01:30 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I liked 'em!!!  
sweetcollege_girl
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since 12-03-1999
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just about where I want to be


3 posted 09-08-2000 02:32 PM       View Profile for sweetcollege_girl   Email sweetcollege_girl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for sweetcollege_girl

I liked them too!    Very funny!  

~*~SCG~*~

"Poetry is what makes the invisible appear"-Author Unknown
a_little_girl
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4 posted 09-08-2000 02:50 PM       View Profile for a_little_girl   Email a_little_girl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit a_little_girl's Home Page   View IP for a_little_girl

This is hilarious             !!
--Little Girl
Sunshine
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since 06-25-99
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Listening to every heart


5 posted 09-08-2000 03:03 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

O MAN!
Erin
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since 06-15-2000
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~Chicago~


6 posted 09-08-2000 04:07 PM       View Profile for Erin   Email Erin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Erin

LOL These were really good. They all made me laugh. Thanks for sharing!!
Denise
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7 posted 09-08-2000 07:58 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

ROFL Thanks for the laughs, Nicole!  

Denise
JP
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8 posted 09-09-2000 11:09 AM       View Profile for JP   Email JP   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit JP's Home Page   View IP for JP

What a great way to start my day!  Thanks!  


Knock knock.  

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!


Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn.
JP

"Everything is your own damn fault, if you are any good." E. Hemmingway
English Rose
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since 08-20-2000
Posts 212
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9 posted 09-09-2000 06:44 PM       View Profile for English Rose   Email English Rose   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for English Rose

The silly ones are always the best!!!
Skyfyre
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since 08-15-99
Posts 1966
Sitting in Michael's Lap


10 posted 09-11-2000 01:52 AM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

hehehehee ...  

--Me

YOUR LIFE IS A TEST

It is only a test ...

If this were your Actual Life, you would have been given better instructions!

 
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