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Nicole
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since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835
Florida

0 posted 2000-09-08 01:03 PM


A friend emailed these to me, and I just had to share the wealth...  

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

   Unique up on it.


How do you catch a tame rabbit?

   Tame way, unique up on it.


What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

   A stick.


What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

   Nacho cheese!


What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

   Quattro sinko.


What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

   Anyone can roast beef....


Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down?

   Cause they wore their belt buckle on their hat!



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Sudhir Iyer
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since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943
Mumbai, India : now in Belgium
1 posted 2000-09-08 01:07 PM




Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley
2 posted 2000-09-08 01:30 PM


I liked 'em!!!  
sweetcollege_girl
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since 1999-12-03
Posts 872
just about where I want to be
3 posted 2000-09-08 02:32 PM


I liked them too!    Very funny!  

~*~SCG~*~

"Poetry is what makes the invisible appear"-Author Unknown

a_little_girl
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since 2000-05-08
Posts 307
San Alejandro, HI, USA
4 posted 2000-09-08 02:50 PM


This is hilarious             !!
--Little Girl

Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
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Listening to every heart
5 posted 2000-09-08 03:03 PM


O MAN!
Erin
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since 2000-06-15
Posts 2527
~Chicago~
6 posted 2000-09-08 04:07 PM


LOL These were really good. They all made me laugh. Thanks for sharing!!
Denise
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since 1999-08-22
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7 posted 2000-09-08 07:58 PM


ROFL Thanks for the laughs, Nicole!  

Denise

JP
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since 1999-05-25
Posts 1343
Loomis, CA
8 posted 2000-09-09 11:09 AM


What a great way to start my day!  Thanks!  


Knock knock.  

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!


Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn.
JP

"Everything is your own damn fault, if you are any good." E. Hemmingway

English Rose
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since 2000-08-20
Posts 211
Berkshire, England
9 posted 2000-09-09 06:44 PM


The silly ones are always the best!!!
Skyfyre
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since 1999-08-15
Posts 1906
Sitting in Michael's Lap
10 posted 2000-09-11 01:52 AM


hehehehee ...  

--Me

YOUR LIFE IS A TEST

It is only a test ...

If this were your Actual Life, you would have been given better instructions!


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