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Sven
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25 posted 09-05-2000 07:03 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

Ok. . .dinner. . .

Let's see. . .

Roast Mutton
Roast Lamb w/mint sauce
Cornish Hens
Pheasant
Rice Pilaf

Potatoes
Carrots
Leeks
Salad (leafy Lettuce, Tomatoes, Carrots, and the like)

Mead
Ale
Wine
Grape Juice

Trifles
Marzipan
Sponge cake
Chocolate

Sound good??  Of course all of the tables would be decorated in the spirit of the time, laden with candles, silverware, and plates.

Each course accompanied by appropriate music, and announced by the head of the servants.  Presented to your lords and ladies by impressively dressed servants, and served piping hot (or cold as the case may be)

You approve WW??

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26 posted 09-05-2000 08:22 PM       View Profile for brian madden   Email brian madden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian madden

How about we just send anyone naughty to the Barney room where Barney is waiting to spread love and joy, and boy has he had his prozac. So any nasty comments kids and Barney'll get you.

Sit down and bargain
"Until your tongues are dry If the havoc and the shame continue We'll drown you in our putrefaction" Primo Levi

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27 posted 09-05-2000 09:21 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

... sounds good as long as I don't have to cook - nope - no cooking for me...  
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28 posted 09-06-2000 07:59 PM       View Profile for sweetcollege_girl   Email sweetcollege_girl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for sweetcollege_girl

I have changed my mind..I want to be a courtier...and wear long blue dresses that will turn men's eyes..oops..I'm married  

LOL...but I still want to be a courtier  

Can I get a promotion from trumpetess????






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29 posted 09-06-2000 09:01 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Where the heck is the Cheesecake?

C'mon?????

There are going to be lots of hungry jousters (including I, Sir Reallyaprin) and we expect QUALITY.

Quality involves cheesecake...

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30 posted 09-06-2000 11:55 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

I volunteer as Paula's teacher...come to the forest m'dear...eee hee hee hee!!!

There we will study the laws of nature...and enforce the rules of kindred love amongst all creatures---all violators will be toad!
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31 posted 09-07-2000 12:02 AM       View Profile for JP   Email JP   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit JP's Home Page   View IP for JP

Well... we have lot of people in the kitchen and no one on the jousting field...

I will forgo my mystical ways and don the garments of sport.  Anyone want to take me on?


Ooops!  Wrong garments!  


Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn.
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32 posted 09-07-2000 07:24 AM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Errrr..excuse me JP

But I'M on the jousting field...

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33 posted 09-07-2000 08:22 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Did somebody say we were jousting here???
I said I DON'T cook... Wanna make something of it??
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34 posted 09-07-2000 04:38 PM       View Profile for White Wolf   Email White Wolf   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for White Wolf

A joust?  Hold on a sec.  After I finish this cheesecake...mmmmmm....Ok now, where did my squire put that armour of mine...

sweetcollege_girl- Weren't you already a courtier and you play the trumpets when the trumpeters get sick?

Dinner...mmmmm...sounds good.  Some more cheesecake would be good too.  

The White Wolf


Would the bunny like this nice carrot? I don't bite. Much. :)
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35 posted 09-07-2000 05:27 PM       View Profile for Dusk Treader   Email Dusk Treader   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dusk Treader

MWA HA HA HA HA *insane laughter continues until a coughing fit comes* *ahem* Anyways... I say let the joust begin! Four champions on the field of honor!

I'm sorry about your squire White Wolf.. It seems he's just croaked... He's on a lilypad if you need him   But I have your charger mounted and your armor polished to make up for it!

Nan, what's your strategy on the field of battle, attack male opponents while they're too busy oogling? LOL It'd work well, methinks...Unless you're insane!!!

Let's the contest begin, I say! *Trys to cast a teleport spell and ends up in the dungeon*

Umm.. help?  


Abrahm Simons

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36 posted 09-07-2000 07:31 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

After stuffing herself...I mean himself...with cheesecake (smuggled in from The Land Of Nodessertisbadforyou) Sir Reallyaprin rescues the hapless Ex-Wizard (all the while thinking: I really should just make him stay in here...) and helps him carefully to a cushion. There ensued a screaming match where the helpless Wizard did try to turn Sir Reallyaprin into a frog of some description but we'll leave that one for the bards...)

Fine then Wizard!

I'll see YOU on the field...that's the kind of thanks I get.

Splutter splutter

Now...off to find some bored damsel to give me her favour...gotta look the part and all.

None of this white fluttery stuff...a nice blue bit of stiff brocade that won't flap around and get in my face. Yeah - that's it...

(cheesecake anyone?)
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37 posted 09-07-2000 10:43 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

For you Lady Severn. . . I have made my special Chocolate Cheesecake. . . fresh from the kitchen. . . care for a taste??

And for everyone else. . . I have made Strawberry Cheesecake. . . Come and get it!!!

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--Victor Frankl

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38 posted 09-07-2000 10:51 PM       View Profile for Justin Sayne   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Sayne

NAN is as much as I am... For sure..
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39 posted 09-07-2000 11:00 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

Sven!

No one calls me that here!
Shhhhhhhhhh...

I am Sir Reallyaprin!

Do you want to blow my cover?

(Um - can I have the strawberry too? I appreciate the effort...but well...chocolate cheesecake just isn't the same as fruit ones...

no one said being a chef to a bunch of nobles was easy....)

Sir R
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40 posted 09-08-2000 12:48 AM       View Profile for Justbleu   Email Justbleu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justbleu's Home Page   View IP for Justbleu

I'm feeling rather mischevious....I'm the beautiful young and very sweet princess who is a horrible flirt who is really a wicked witch that turns unsuspecting young men into toads when she doesn't get her own way...which is not very often!!! HEEHEE  

Sven...chef dear do you have anymore of that wonderful cheesecake....the STRAWBERRY kind???



"Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again. To hold someone, not for a moment but forever." Unknown
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41 posted 09-08-2000 02:27 AM       View Profile for White Wolf   Email White Wolf   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for White Wolf

Now that was rude of you Sir Dusk Treader.  Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a beautiful princess that is willing to kiss a frog.  So be it.  You need to get off of that cushion and prepare yourself for a duel.

While you go prepare I shall go save my squire from that giant fish about to have his dinner.

The White Wolf



Would the bunny like this nice carrot? I don't bite. Much. :)
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42 posted 09-08-2000 02:59 AM       View Profile for Erin   Email Erin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Erin

Do we have to eat that food???I think that we should take a vote on what we get to eat!!And I think there should be cheesecake!!

Ohh and by the way I didnt see anyone that was willing to be one of the boxers. So can I be one of the many boxers that will be there??I do have some people in my head that I wouldnt mind to box!!!
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43 posted 09-08-2000 03:42 AM       View Profile for Paula Finn   Email Paula Finn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Paula Finn

Serenity...teach me lady witch...it sure looks like someone has to get these spells right...poor old Dusk Treader cant even teleport himself...Geez and here I thought he was the next great and powerful Oz...and if he keeps turning all the squires into frogs none of these knights will ever make it to the jousting tourney...here now here come back here froggy.....
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44 posted 09-08-2000 05:53 AM       View Profile for Cperazzi   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Cperazzi's Home Page   View IP for Cperazzi

The beautiful princess was walking by the stream and a voice called out to her...
"Oh, princess, i was once a handsome prince but the wicked magician turned me into a toad.  If you will kiss me, I will once again be a prince and we can live in the castle with my mother, you can have my babies and cook and clean and we will live happily ever after!"
That night as the princess dined on a sumptious meal of frog legs, she smiled and said...
"I think NOT!"
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45 posted 09-08-2000 06:28 AM       View Profile for Justin Sayne   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Justin Sayne

SMOOOOOOOOCH...!!!!



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46 posted 09-08-2000 10:19 AM       View Profile for JP   Email JP   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit JP's Home Page   View IP for JP

I'll be in the ring... if we can fill it with chocolate sauce and wear our unmentionables...  



Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn.
JP

"Everything is your own damn fault, if you are any good."  E. Hemmingway


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47 posted 09-09-2000 07:01 PM       View Profile for English Rose   Email English Rose   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for English Rose



Do they do armour in extra extra large????
Sven
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48 posted 09-09-2000 08:50 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

Well, Sev. . . er. . . Sir Reallyaprin. . . I would gladly make you anykind of cheesecake that you would like. . . my skills are well known thoughout the kingdom!!

Anyone else have any requests??

(sheesh!  Picky bunch these nobles!!!)

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That which gives light must endure burning
--Victor Frankl

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49 posted 09-10-2000 03:22 AM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

I want to be a wizard's conjure. A mischievious pixie that spikes the meads and ales with love potions and cast spells on the jousters so they become jesters and turn horses into frogs, armor into satin. I'd love to create havoc in the royal court and give water to the boxers that has been doctored with sleeping powders. Of course, I would be elusive because I would just be a conjure and the wizard would love my antics so much, he couldn't bear to do away with me.

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