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RainbowGirl
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0 posted 2000-10-08 06:18 PM


How did *you* turn the tables on an ex? How did you find that unique way to say bye bye?


I'm sure I will grin when reading and might even get some ideas for the future..LOL

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serenity blaze
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1 posted 2000-10-08 06:24 PM


That's easy!  hee hee, I let him MARRY MY SISTER!!!  Trust me, I got the last laugh.
Nan
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2 posted 2000-10-08 09:19 PM


I don't think I can top that one, serenity...
Horizon
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3 posted 2000-10-08 09:40 PM


Well, He really was not an ex, but one time I went out on a date with this guy and he took me to the movies, he was so weird and had the worse breath I ever smelled. Right in the middle of the movie I excused myself and went to the bathroom and never returned, I called a cab and got the heck out of there.
Needless to say I never spoke to him again.

I know it was not very nice of me, but you would leave too if your dates breath smelled like the sewer. ewwww.
    



[This message has been edited by Horizon (edited 10-08-2000).]

serenity blaze
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4 posted 2000-10-09 10:24 AM


Okay...I have more...heh, heh, I once icq'd the plant where he works from HIS laptop and left a message to his co-worker (seemingly from him)  stating..."I love you!" with the added bonus of a promise of a special treat, too explicit for forum decorum...LOL

more computer games...I knew that he and his buddy liked to "chat" in the uncensored chat rooms...so I donned an alias, and found them...(meet NitaFixx) and again, let's just say I rocked the poor boy's world for an hour...and not only did he not know it was me, at one point, he actually said to his buddy, "Whoever this broad is, she'd get along great with Karen!"  

Christopher
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5 posted 2000-10-09 10:55 AM


She made me mad, kept changing the radio station in the car... too bad it was raining, cause it can't have been a nice walk home...
Christopher
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6 posted 2000-10-09 10:56 AM


BTW - Not teasing, that's a true story!
Poertree
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7 posted 2000-10-09 01:23 PM


What a nice person you are christoper ~grin~

I've never had an "ex" - what does that say about me i wonder....... hummm ?!!

P

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8 posted 2000-10-09 02:29 PM


I've never had a breakup that was of the ilk where I felt I needed to 'get' the ex or anything.... not saying that in a judgemental way -- because I've seen plenty of people who needed to 'get' theirs....

I guess I've just been fortunate in that regard


Ron
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9 posted 2000-10-09 03:06 PM


When I get my foot dislodged from a bear trap, I seldom see any reason to go back just to kick the thing. Getting away is reward enough for me. And punishment enough for her.
Christopher
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10 posted 2000-10-09 03:32 PM


Oh yeah - You da man Ron! ROFL!!!

(and *I* was called arrog... J/T! )

Christopher
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11 posted 2000-10-09 03:35 PM


And I still say you have the best analogies... do you get them from a book or something??? LOL
Severn
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12 posted 2000-10-09 05:10 PM


Well,

uniquely, I dumped him. Calling the police was fun while he stalked me.

Yeah - he didn't expect THAT...

didn't like being in court either I don't imagine.

Certainly didn't expect me to be at court and watch his humiliation..considering he had me so intimidated and pliable...

It was just so satisfying to destroy his delusions...

K


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13 posted 2000-10-10 03:08 AM


I had a bad movie thing that went on.  See if this sounds familiar.  I took the last of my money and went to visit a boyfriend in New York after he begged and begged.  Things started to get hot and heavy.  Then I went to go home the next day and he told me that This didn't mean that we were getting back together. I felt like a fool so I had a friend of mine pick me up from the airport and I changed flight times just so that I could do this.
He lived in one of the rich apt.   The one with the doorman.  I told the doorman that I was his wife and I was going on a long trip and forgot alot of stuff and couldn't get in touch with my "husband" and he had to let me in.  This wasn't a problem since the doorman saw me leave earlier.
I went up stairs, he opened the door and let me in.  I got all of my ex's suits, ties, and good shoes and tossed them down through the window to my friend who was downstairs. I got the rest of my pictures and a couple of other odds and ends and left.
We found a trash bin not to far away from where we were and dropped all the stuff in it and lit it on fire.


WOOOOOOHHOOOOOO!!!!

Now, I have to admit what I did was not right, but niether was what he did.  Though I have admit that I felt alot better for it.
Now that was one hell of a planned out job wasn't it?

Love,
Lady

Live in my world just once and you'll find yourself enraptured.


RainbowGirl
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14 posted 2000-10-10 06:31 AM


Thanks for all your replies guys..  

I asked the question because I was reading about a lady that discovered her husband was having an affair...The couple as it happens were financially very well off and the husband owned several very old cars and also a superb collection of fine wine...so she auctioned them all off whilst he was out of the country for about £1 each...ROFL

SO I just had to ask the question...I'm not sure I would ever have the nerve to do that though...*g*

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JP
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15 posted 2000-10-10 02:46 PM


Never had the vindictive gene in me I guess... plus the fact that I have been married to my only wife for going on 17 years... that, I guess, is punishment enough for any woman...


Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn.
JP

Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
B. Russell

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