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serenity blaze
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25 posted 10-11-2000 12:08 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

sorry, Ali---sigh...here's a couple of "groaners":

Q.  Why can't ducks fly upside down?

A.  Because they will quack up.


Q.  Did you hear about the guy who ran right
    through a screen door?

A.  He strained himself.
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26 posted 10-11-2000 08:37 PM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

A guy orders a glass of 12 year old Scotch. The
bartender thinks, 'as if he'd know the difference'
and pours a glass of 8 year old Scotch.

The guy tastes it, spits it out, and says 'Bartender,
I ordered 12 year old Scotch, and this is 8 years old
--- I'm not paying for it.' The bartender figures,
'OK, I'll show him!' and pours a glass of 11 year old
Scotch.

Same result --- 'I ordered 12 year old Scotch, not 11
--- I'm not paying for it.'

The bartender gives in and goes to the cellar for the
12 year old Scotch. Meanwhile a drunk at the other end
of the bar walks up to the guy, holds out a bottle in
a paper bag, and says, 'That was great! Have a drink
on me!' The guy accepts, takes a sip, spits it out,
and complains, 'This tastes like urine!'
The drunk replies, 'Right --- now guess how old I am!'
serenity blaze
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Wait a sec, Rex Allen, did this happen in a little roadhouse outside of Leesville, La.?
(Just kidding, people)

ROFL....
 
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