Rex Allen McCoy
Sippin a Timmy's in London
A guy orders a glass of 12 year old Scotch. The
bartender thinks, 'as if he'd know the difference'
and pours a glass of 8 year old Scotch.
The guy tastes it, spits it out, and says 'Bartender,
I ordered 12 year old Scotch, and this is 8 years old
--- I'm not paying for it.' The bartender figures,
'OK, I'll show him!' and pours a glass of 11 year old
Same result --- 'I ordered 12 year old Scotch, not 11
--- I'm not paying for it.'
The bartender gives in and goes to the cellar for the
12 year old Scotch. Meanwhile a drunk at the other end
of the bar walks up to the guy, holds out a bottle in
a paper bag, and says, 'That was great! Have a drink
on me!' The guy accepts, takes a sip, spits it out,
and complains, 'This tastes like urine!'
The drunk replies, 'Right --- now guess how old I am!'