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serenity blaze
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0 posted 10-06-2000 10:29 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Everyone should know by now that I am hedonistic and extremely self-indulgent...and it did occur to me, surely I am not the only one?  So...confession time!  Just whisper to me one or two or all of your guilty pleasures...I promise not to tell!
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1 posted 10-06-2000 11:12 AM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

you go first
  




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2 posted 10-06-2000 11:30 AM       View Profile for Poertree   Email Poertree   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poertree

you can't be SERIOUS....!!

this is gonna be one of the shortest threads in Passions serenity ... lol  

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3 posted 10-06-2000 11:32 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

That's so completely unfair...

Now I have to agree with PhiLLip

*sigh*
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4 posted 10-06-2000 11:37 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Of course I'm serious...what is it doreen, "potted meat" sandwiches?..Fess up, you people!!!

Okay...I love tequila...and I chain smoke like mad...and men...and Herp Albert and Tijuana Brass, especially Tijuana Taxi...I like reading Star magazine, but only when I'm hungover...raw oysters....and...dancing in my drause to old Tina Turner songs...let's see...oh...and plastic pink flamingos...now...see?  Wasn't that painless?
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5 posted 10-06-2000 11:52 AM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

kicking kitties...

ooops better not tell pandora...  

[This message has been edited by Local Rebel (edited 10-06-2000).]
serenity blaze
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6 posted 10-06-2000 12:00 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

oh, and I forgot...kicking "kitty kickers"!
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7 posted 10-06-2000 12:20 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

sigh...I wasn't exactly asking where the bodies were buried (but Phillip, if you feel a need to unburden yourself of that info, I promise not to tell...LOL...)  now, I think I'll go take an afternoon nap, wanna be good and rested for The Jerry Springer Show...spoiled sports...grumble....
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quote:
oh, and I forgot...kicking "kitty kickers"!


HA HA ...... ROTFLMAO..... brilliant serenity - and such a worthwhile occupation too ..... yeah yeah ~GRIN~

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still not tellin' though !

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also ... shut up chris  

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bye for now

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9 posted 10-06-2000 12:42 PM       View Profile for pandora   Email pandora   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for pandora

i'd answer this quite honestly
if i had any guilt ...
but since i don't, i'll tell you
how what pleases me is built --
the thing i love to do the most
is slyly to chase birds,
meandering 'round trees and such
with rhymes and cryptic words.
not every bird, now mind you,
does pandora eye as prey,
there's some who are more appetizing,
that's all i can say.                                                                                                              

and so i sit beneath a tree
where hawks and such will perch,
and wait until i spy a wing --
ha! therein ends my search!!
this kitty cat can leap and pounce,
off logs and from the rocks
so i will say to birds today,
beware pandora's box!!

but if you'd like to have a nip,
serenity, my friend,
i'd gladly join you in a shot
and drink to now and then.
oh hell, let's drink to all the posts
right here at this website,
and when we're through, i'll toast to you
and then we'll say goodnight.
we'll wake up in the morning and
go out for the raw bar...

unless i've caught a bird or two,
then, i won't go too far...

hehe              



beware pandora's box...




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serenity blaze
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10 posted 10-06-2000 01:19 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Thank you pandora, I knew that I could count on you...it's a date!  and I was just kidding about Jerry Springer, haven't watched that one since they made them stop fighting!
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Great question! I'm so surprised no one is fessing up!!!!!


Come on! (I'll tell you later - I'm at work now and don't want to get caught typing my guilty pleasures!)
serenity blaze
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12 posted 10-06-2000 02:38 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Oh but I have more...LOL...I like to eat Chinese food and watch Kung Fu reruns...I move people's bookmarks when they're not looking, I draw devil's horns and mustaches on the faces in the newspaper...and I love boiled crawfish, and yes--I SUCK DA HEADS!!!
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13 posted 10-06-2000 02:46 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

Come on over then... I'm makin Gumbo!
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Pandora says
beware the box
to not all birds
just mainly hawkes

she has no guilt
because she's free
to sit and wait
beneath a tree

but this old bird
says she can claim
to share her pleasure
without shame

but hawkes like cats
are pretty sly
and knows when caught
the fur will fly

so now he waits
pandora's feat
while sitting in
the cat-bird seat..



serenity blaze
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15 posted 10-06-2000 03:33 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

I guess the gumbo's "off" then, huh?
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16 posted 10-06-2000 03:38 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

nope -- got the file out as well as the crab boil.... weather is just right for it....  
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17 posted 10-06-2000 03:39 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

you like da roux thin or thick?
doreen peri
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18 posted 10-06-2000 03:44 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

"potted meat sandwiches"? ewwwwwww!

gumbo? stringy, gooey stuff!

YUCK!
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I would NEVER suck the heads!! I don't eat raw fish either...
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20 posted 10-06-2000 04:07 PM       View Profile for pandora   Email pandora   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for pandora

i said "hawks", not "hawkes", dear wings!
(that rebel bird's quite clever!
i never mentioned him by name!
would i do that? no never!)
this kitty is a bit more slick
than what you might imagine -
she does not mention birds by name,
although that's out of fashion!

now, if you'd LIKE me to pursue
a HAWKE that is a rebel,
mewing can start right NOW, and you
will hear meows in treble....
so threaten me all that you'd like,
rebellious wing'ed poet,
and just dream on of flying fur -
dreams are just dreams, so know it!

because i said that i liked hawks,
i didn't point a finger...
but if you beckon me to come,
pandora's pounce might linger!
i never took too kindly to
big birds with words that threaten -
so please don't rub me wrong, dear wings,
pandora's box, you're bettin'!

rofl... meeeeeeeeeeeoooowwwta here



beware pandora's box...




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OK - I'll admit it: I like to argue.

Sorry - didn't mean to shock you.

Chris

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PhiLLip - Better yet, why don't we tell K to shut up before she gets here?!!

hehe
serenity blaze
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22 posted 10-06-2000 04:57 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

AND I'll not argue that point, Christopher!
Love ya much anyway!
doreen peri
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23 posted 10-06-2000 04:57 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

no you don't Christopher!!! i don't believe you said that about yourself! i can prove that this isn't true just by getting you links to your own words in these forums! i don't believe you said that about yourself. and don't argue with me about it because i don't like to argue.  
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geez Doreen - You're getting to be as bad as me and Pandora! Geez! Calm down!!!
 
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