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Christopher
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0 posted 10-09-2000 03:34 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher


Ok - I'm sure most, if not all of us, have at one time or another spit water, milk, some other drink through our nose while laughing. I hear tell that others have had worse things flung through the sensitive nasal passageways.

What's the worst you've snorted out or seen someone spew through their nose?
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1 posted 10-09-2000 03:49 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Well, besides the obvious chemicals?  It's got to be a pickle---not the whole one naturally...my friend had choked on his burger earlier, then spent the evening complaining of smelling pickles...so yep, he went in...and ew...it was not a translucent--well, YOU know, but a pickle.

Beads, my nephew, as a child, had broken a pair of carnival beads and shoved them up his nose...he sneezed, and "walla" plastic confetti...and then there was my niece with the two red beans...that one cost a doctor visit...and then I've another friend who was attacked by a lizard which latched onto his nose...IS EVERYBODY'S LIFE LIKE THIS?

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Ahem...orange juice and Malibu Rum...wasn't very pleasing! Not to mention embarassing since it was in front of my crush!   haha Nice topic Christopher! What's yours?? DO tell!!

Oh yeah, I did get a fake dime stuck in my nose when I was little. And then, my sister managed to get a thumb tack in her nose...that was very interesting!!  



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3 posted 10-09-2000 04:19 PM       View Profile for Poertree   Email Poertree   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poertree

~shaking my head~ this forum is degenerating .... yuck  

sheeeeeeeeesh ...

btw that was the sound of me sniffing in disgust ...... so i guess you could say that disgust is about the worst thing to pass through the said nasal passages of moi  
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4 posted 10-09-2000 04:54 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

eeewwwwwww...Christopher, are you that hard-up for e-mail?
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5 posted 10-09-2000 05:03 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

errrrrr....ummmmmmm...

well.........
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6 posted 10-09-2000 05:04 PM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

Spaghetti noodles....looks rather gross. My son snorted a few thru his nose. Not pretty atall!!

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7 posted 10-09-2000 05:05 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

HAH!!!!
HAH!!!!!!

SO THERE C!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA


(Thankyou WildChild - you have no idea what this means....)
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Well nothin unusal here.  Just the standard milk, water, OJ, beer and stuff of that nature.  Oh and my sister once got a pencap stuck in her nose.  Don't ask me how or why cause I have no idea.  On a side note I once put popcorn seeds in my ear.  They work as great ear plugs but it was rather embarassing to be in the emergency room with popcorn in my ears.  Another side note about my sister.  When she was little she used to be the human penny bank.  She used to swallow andthing from pennies to dimes to nickles.  I think she tried a quarter and abruptly gave that one up.  Go figure.  And yes I think that he may be hard pressed for email.  

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and that was the most incredible reaction to a nose full of noodles I have ever seen...sigh...I'm so confused...
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10 posted 10-09-2000 05:22 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

OK everybody - I don't want to (kamla) give anything away, but (kamla) someone here in the forums told me (kamla) about the same exact (kamla) noodle through the nose (kamla) thing, which made me bring up this (kamla) topic. Bet nobody (kamla) can guess who (kamla) it was!

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well this is pretty gross... but I once saw a guy drink a whole bottle of tequila -- swallow the worm -- and then snort it into his nose and blow it out...

thats gotta have it hands down for me
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12 posted 10-09-2000 05:38 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Hey Reb, wait a sec, this happen in a little roadhouse near Cut Off, La.?  I was there...tell me what he did with the worm after he blew it out of his nose, and I'll know if it's the same guy...

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he actually blew it out on a guy and started a brawl....
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"As spokesperson for Kamla, I must announce that there is no comment at this time, nor in the foreseeable future.

Thankyou"

~pause~

"Kamla has absolutely no comment to make concerning the Noodle Affair, there will be absolutely no further comments to make at this time."
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15 posted 10-09-2000 06:28 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Nope.  The one I saw fed it to his girlfriend.  But thanks for the memory jolt--forgot about that one!  (sorry, forum...)
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16 posted 10-09-2000 08:20 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

quote:
~shaking my head~ this forum is degenerating .... yuck


I must agree with my good friend Philip. . . what's next?     

lol  

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17 posted 10-09-2000 08:46 PM       View Profile for Horizon   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Horizon

ummm..well when I was a kid I shoved paper towel wads up my nose....I guess I wanted to see how many would fit....My mom counted 20.


This won't be aired will it?  
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he was in the navy wasn't he serenity???  rofl.... nothing against navy people -- I just know how they like to gross people out -- my brother was a seal -- and I remember stories.... they'd go out and binge drink -- eat spaghetti and do things to try to gross people out -- like -- puke it all back up in their plates --  the winner -- ahem... won by eating everybody's puke...

ok.... that's all...

sorry people...
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19 posted 10-09-2000 10:50 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

YOU, are so BAD.....LOL
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20 posted 10-10-2000 02:26 AM       View Profile for Ladycat   Email Ladycat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ladycat's Home Page   View IP for Ladycat

Mine is nothing big.  I've had the same noodle thing happen.  Since my friends love to try and kill me while I'm eating, I would have to say that hamburger pieces aren't nice. Coffee isn't a good feeling either especially when it is the fresh brewed kind.

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A few months ago, Cassandra was still 4 - She suddenly shuddered from head to toe, and complained that her nose was in terrible pain.  I looked, saw nothing out of the ordinary, had her blow her nose to assure myself that her air passages were clear, and thought all was well...

After another couple of minutes she continued to complain that her nose REALLY hurt... She's not one to complain, so it made no sense... until something BRIGHT GREEN began to ooze from her left nostril.... YIKES.. There had to be SOMETHING in there - but I couldn't see it - So I tried the blowing thing again - but this time I blocked her right nostril to give her more blowing power.  

Well guess what - We suddenly saw a green JELLY BEAN do a projectile trajectory right across the room.... EEEEEWWWWWWW.. Poor kid - She had that thing so far up her nose, it was out of visible sight.  That had to hurt!!

So now, the two of us have a song we sing together regularly - "Nani said not to put beans in your nose... Beans in your nose... BEANS in your nose..."

True story, folks..
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I must've led a boring life, I've had no embarrassing moments nor stuff shooting out of my nose...

I did learn how to floss my sinuses with my dogtag chain while in the army...


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23 posted 10-10-2000 02:30 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

Phiip, maybe you need to re-evalute a few things. Obviously others are more than interested in this thread. And they were DEFINITELY interested in the "Guilty Pleasures" one. Perhaps it's simply your British reservation which is leading you down this ever-lengthening path of errors. Come my friend, come to the "Dark Side" (America) and we'll teach you how to live a properly unproductive and degenerate lifestyle!  
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24 posted 10-10-2000 08:41 PM       View Profile for Skyfyre   Email Skyfyre   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Skyfyre

Um ... yuck?

You wonder why nobody talks to you anymore, Chris -- when THIS is what you do when someone shares their darkest confidences with you???

(sigh)

K, I do hope you'll forgive him -- after a sound beating, of course!  

--Me


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It is only a test ...

If this were your Actual Life, you would have been given better instructions!

 
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