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Christopher
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0 posted 2000-10-09 03:34 PM



Ok - I'm sure most, if not all of us, have at one time or another spit water, milk, some other drink through our nose while laughing. I hear tell that others have had worse things flung through the sensitive nasal passageways.

What's the worst you've snorted out or seen someone spew through their nose?

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serenity blaze
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1 posted 2000-10-09 03:49 PM


Well, besides the obvious chemicals?  It's got to be a pickle---not the whole one naturally...my friend had choked on his burger earlier, then spent the evening complaining of smelling pickles...so yep, he went in...and ew...it was not a translucent--well, YOU know, but a pickle.

Beads, my nephew, as a child, had broken a pair of carnival beads and shoved them up his nose...he sneezed, and "walla" plastic confetti...and then there was my niece with the two red beans...that one cost a doctor visit...and then I've another friend who was attacked by a lizard which latched onto his nose...IS EVERYBODY'S LIFE LIKE THIS?


StarPryncess17
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2 posted 2000-10-09 03:51 PM


Ahem...orange juice and Malibu Rum...wasn't very pleasing! Not to mention embarassing since it was in front of my crush!   haha Nice topic Christopher! What's yours?? DO tell!!

Oh yeah, I did get a fake dime stuck in my nose when I was little. And then, my sister managed to get a thumb tack in her nose...that was very interesting!!  

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Poertree
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3 posted 2000-10-09 04:19 PM


~shaking my head~ this forum is degenerating .... yuck  

sheeeeeeeeesh ...

btw that was the sound of me sniffing in disgust ...... so i guess you could say that disgust is about the worst thing to pass through the said nasal passages of moi  

Sunshine
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4 posted 2000-10-09 04:54 PM


eeewwwwwww...Christopher, are you that hard-up for e-mail?
Severn
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5 posted 2000-10-09 05:03 PM


errrrrr....ummmmmmm...

well.........

PhaerieChild
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6 posted 2000-10-09 05:04 PM


Spaghetti noodles....looks rather gross. My son snorted a few thru his nose. Not pretty atall!!

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Severn
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7 posted 2000-10-09 05:05 PM


HAH!!!!
HAH!!!!!!

SO THERE C!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA


(Thankyou WildChild - you have no idea what this means....)

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8 posted 2000-10-09 05:10 PM


Well nothin unusal here.  Just the standard milk, water, OJ, beer and stuff of that nature.  Oh and my sister once got a pencap stuck in her nose.  Don't ask me how or why cause I have no idea.  On a side note I once put popcorn seeds in my ear.  They work as great ear plugs but it was rather embarassing to be in the emergency room with popcorn in my ears.  Another side note about my sister.  When she was little she used to be the human penny bank.  She used to swallow andthing from pennies to dimes to nickles.  I think she tried a quarter and abruptly gave that one up.  Go figure.  And yes I think that he may be hard pressed for email.  

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9 posted 2000-10-09 05:10 PM


and that was the most incredible reaction to a nose full of noodles I have ever seen...sigh...I'm so confused...
Christopher
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10 posted 2000-10-09 05:22 PM


OK everybody - I don't want to (kamla) give anything away, but (kamla) someone here in the forums told me (kamla) about the same exact (kamla) noodle through the nose (kamla) thing, which made me bring up this (kamla) topic. Bet nobody (kamla) can guess who (kamla) it was!

Chris


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11 posted 2000-10-09 05:24 PM


well this is pretty gross... but I once saw a guy drink a whole bottle of tequila -- swallow the worm -- and then snort it into his nose and blow it out...

thats gotta have it hands down for me

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12 posted 2000-10-09 05:38 PM


Hey Reb, wait a sec, this happen in a little roadhouse near Cut Off, La.?  I was there...tell me what he did with the worm after he blew it out of his nose, and I'll know if it's the same guy...

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13 posted 2000-10-09 06:02 PM


he actually blew it out on a guy and started a brawl....
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14 posted 2000-10-09 06:09 PM


"As spokesperson for Kamla, I must announce that there is no comment at this time, nor in the foreseeable future.

Thankyou"

~pause~

"Kamla has absolutely no comment to make concerning the Noodle Affair, there will be absolutely no further comments to make at this time."

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15 posted 2000-10-09 06:28 PM


Nope.  The one I saw fed it to his girlfriend.  But thanks for the memory jolt--forgot about that one!  (sorry, forum...)
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16 posted 2000-10-09 08:20 PM


quote:
~shaking my head~ this forum is degenerating .... yuck


I must agree with my good friend Philip. . . what's next?     

lol  

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17 posted 2000-10-09 08:46 PM


ummm..well when I was a kid I shoved paper towel wads up my nose....I guess I wanted to see how many would fit....My mom counted 20.


This won't be aired will it?  

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18 posted 2000-10-09 10:45 PM


he was in the navy wasn't he serenity???  rofl.... nothing against navy people -- I just know how they like to gross people out -- my brother was a seal -- and I remember stories.... they'd go out and binge drink -- eat spaghetti and do things to try to gross people out -- like -- puke it all back up in their plates --  the winner -- ahem... won by eating everybody's puke...

ok.... that's all...

sorry people...

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19 posted 2000-10-09 10:50 PM


YOU, are so BAD.....LOL
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20 posted 2000-10-10 02:26 AM


Mine is nothing big.  I've had the same noodle thing happen.  Since my friends love to try and kill me while I'm eating, I would have to say that hamburger pieces aren't nice. Coffee isn't a good feeling either especially when it is the fresh brewed kind.

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21 posted 2000-10-10 09:53 AM


A few months ago, Cassandra was still 4 - She suddenly shuddered from head to toe, and complained that her nose was in terrible pain.  I looked, saw nothing out of the ordinary, had her blow her nose to assure myself that her air passages were clear, and thought all was well...

After another couple of minutes she continued to complain that her nose REALLY hurt... She's not one to complain, so it made no sense... until something BRIGHT GREEN began to ooze from her left nostril.... YIKES.. There had to be SOMETHING in there - but I couldn't see it - So I tried the blowing thing again - but this time I blocked her right nostril to give her more blowing power.  

Well guess what - We suddenly saw a green JELLY BEAN do a projectile trajectory right across the room.... EEEEEWWWWWWW.. Poor kid - She had that thing so far up her nose, it was out of visible sight.  That had to hurt!!

So now, the two of us have a song we sing together regularly - "Nani said not to put beans in your nose... Beans in your nose... BEANS in your nose..."

True story, folks..

JP
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22 posted 2000-10-10 02:25 PM


I must've led a boring life, I've had no embarrassing moments nor stuff shooting out of my nose...

I did learn how to floss my sinuses with my dogtag chain while in the army...


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Christopher
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23 posted 2000-10-10 02:30 PM


Phiip, maybe you need to re-evalute a few things. Obviously others are more than interested in this thread. And they were DEFINITELY interested in the "Guilty Pleasures" one. Perhaps it's simply your British reservation which is leading you down this ever-lengthening path of errors. Come my friend, come to the "Dark Side" (America) and we'll teach you how to live a properly unproductive and degenerate lifestyle!  
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24 posted 2000-10-10 08:41 PM


Um ... yuck?

You wonder why nobody talks to you anymore, Chris -- when THIS is what you do when someone shares their darkest confidences with you???

(sigh)

K, I do hope you'll forgive him -- after a sound beating, of course!  

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It is only a test ...

If this were your Actual Life, you would have been given better instructions!


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25 posted 2000-10-10 10:17 PM


Oh very sound, Kess...

VERY.

He won't know what hit him.
Poor guy.

Oh well.

When he wakes up at least he'll understand humility for the first time ever hey?

Heh heh heh...

  K

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Christopher
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26 posted 2000-10-17 08:00 PM


I highly doubt it little K.

hehe

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27 posted 2000-10-17 11:02 PM


NOW WHAT
WOULD WE
DO WITHOUT
*CHRISTOPHER*
AND HIS Q's
Coco
ps:  u have me on the floor with this one!!


Severn
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28 posted 2000-10-18 04:44 AM


We'll see...

heh

(little K? Only sunshine gets away with that you...)

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29 posted 2000-10-19 01:55 PM


I think mine must have been root beer...it burned like the dickens, and I was coughing for hours!  



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30 posted 2002-11-01 01:53 AM


LMFAO I just had to bring this one back up Cris....*wipes a tear* I hate having the vomit smell in my nose cuz it comes out of there too...

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31 posted 2002-11-01 02:03 AM


When I was six years old my friend laughed so hard while we were eating breakfast that she blew a sugar pop through her nose!
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32 posted 2002-11-01 03:08 AM


I who sign my emails "k"

MUST grumble...

altho? winking impishly,

special k pleases my ear...

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33 posted 2002-11-01 02:59 PM


The worst for me was Coke and it stung like hell...

that's coke, the soft drink not coke the hard drug.

those damn carbonated bubbles really sting

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34 posted 2002-11-01 05:10 PM


ROTFLMAO!! I'm laughing and can't even get past page one. This is a hilarious thread, one I could almost spew out of, well, yanno....
I'll come back later and see what everyone has been ejecting.
Exits blue page laughing........

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