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Please Don't Laugh, I'm Serious!!

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Nan
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50 posted 09-29-2000 09:27 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Passions Place Parliament - will be meeting promptly.....

The ice cream man??? Now THAT's an important position...

NO SNOW!!!!!!!
Alwye
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In the space between moments


51 posted 09-29-2000 09:30 PM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

Hey there Joyous Breeze!  Are we peace loving, chaos hating teens allowed in your wondrous town, O great one? Well, then I am gonna be Lavender Snowfalls.  And all you guys can't handle snow eh?  Well, I guess I'm going to have to move faarrrrrrr away from Minnesota then....oh well!  I could be rid of the horrid mosquitos...

*Krista Knutson*

"Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." -Confucious
Alicat
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52 posted 09-29-2000 10:00 PM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

I saw this thread early this morning, then had to go to work. Got back this evening and was amazed. Sharon, I don't know where you get these ideas from, but they are absolutely fantabulous!!!

I really like the idea of buying a town and moving. Kinda been having those thoughts for several years, only mine have been about buying property and building up from there. Why do you think I've been traveling around so much?   Gotta find a place that fits the scene in my head, and I know it exists. Gotta get all that squared away before the global economy collapses in about 6 more years....

BTW, being the jack-of-all-trades that I am, I know carpentry, plumbing, auto repair, electrical motor repair, cooking, gardening, snaring and cleaning mammals, avians, and fish for eating, basic medicine (setting bones and whatnot), firearm servicing, sewing, architectural drafting, electrical wiring, menu planning, and ditch-digging, as well as vacuum cleaner repair. Only snag is that I don't have a tiny piece of paper saying I know how to do any of these things...is called by various names: diploma, certificate, degree.
doreen peri
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53 posted 09-29-2000 10:24 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

well, florida sounds good to me!  
WhtDove
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54 posted 09-29-2000 10:35 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Ali heck, I could use someone like you!
I have plumbing problems, electrical problems, need new counter tops put in, and and and....LOL

Geez, that's a lotta knowledge! That's me though, if I don't know it, I'll learn it soon, the hubby isn't a handy man when it comes to that. So I'll fix your doors if the hinges fall off...hook up a stereo, vcr, and computer, printer, and scanner. Can't do plumbing yet, but I'm sure I'll learn it, I have to. So you can teach me and I'll help ya!  

I can set up the registers if you have any Sharon, and keep them running. I love wood working! Did that way back in Jr high!  
Temptress
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55 posted 09-29-2000 11:10 PM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

Well, geesh..what am I gonna do? I'll just be the town Psychologist. I wonder if its too late at 24 to study and get an actual license.   I'd need it with all you Insan...err..I mean PASSIONATE people!

Sharon:
Sounds like a great idea. If I were single, I'd be there faster than you could say free verse.  


My name isn't Baby, and I don't want to cyber.
serenity blaze
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56 posted 09-29-2000 11:38 PM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

VACUUM CLEANER REPAIR?  Alicat, will you marry me?  Or at least schedule some maintenance?  
AngelShell
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not heaven nor hell so...


57 posted 09-29-2000 11:51 PM       View Profile for AngelShell   Email AngelShell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for AngelShell

I've got a GREAT idea...why don't you all move to NZ with me!!!!

I mean, come on!!
No Snow...no poisionous animals or insects...no capital punishment...no corpral punishment...drinking age is 18...driving age 15...leagally able to...oooh...I'll stop there...but it's 16 if any of you have any idea of what I'm on about...

hmmm, it WAS a good idea!!
Dark Angel
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58 posted 09-30-2000 12:52 AM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

Hi Joyous Breeze, Happy to meet you! I'm
Scarlett Moon  

LOL at all the responses!

This is a most wonderful idea! Count me in,
could I be the Deputy Sheriff? Pleaseeeee

Poertree
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59 posted 09-30-2000 05:31 AM       View Profile for Poertree   Email Poertree   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poertree

rotflmao

SM - deputy sheriff (obeying strict orders    )

JB - judge (lockin' up who i tell her to)

LK - holdin' down C (the ice cream man) to be squirted ..

and me givin' the orders an' doin' the squirtin' ...

hey ... kewl farrrr outtt man paradise on earth ... lol    

oh and by the way Joyous Breeze - shouldn't that be :

HUG Valley !!!!!!!!!!??????




[This message has been edited by Poertree (edited 09-30-2000).]
Sunshine
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60 posted 09-30-2000 06:20 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

pant pant pant,whew, it took me a while to catch up with this thread....LOL...you're not even Modestoly serious here are you Sharon? Been there...done that...and I'm not taking up cell space with Christopher [but the others, well, duh, of course!]

Consider this the formal invite for a Passionate Pit Party BarBeQue this side EAST of California and WEST of the East coast right smack dab here in the middle...

'cause although you're talking about my native state and all, I'm clicking my heeled ruby reds and staying right here!

Karilea
When you want to be loved, look within...KRJ

Kit McCallum
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61 posted 09-30-2000 08:58 AM       View Profile for Kit McCallum   Email Kit McCallum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kit McCallum

Well Joyous Breeze, I think I'll be Nature's Child ... nice to formally meet ya!  

I'll volunteer to help look after all the feathered and furry animals ... just may be tough to get a steak or a roast chicken in town then, cause I'd probably turn them all into pets, LOL!

So Christopher ... I'm placing my order now ... "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!"  
Local Rebel
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62 posted 09-30-2000 12:23 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

Yes there are bears,
and bugs,
and alligators,
summer heat
to boil radiators

but there's beaches
sun and tans
bikinis and even
sometimes
sans

sand and palm trees
forrest fires

and it's true
you will perspire

but don't let those palmetto bugs
get you down
just grab a saddle
and ride them to town...



hey -- I got an idea -- we could start an internet game show called poet survior... right out in the middle of the forrest...???

fat naked poets???  rofl
Elizabeth
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America the beautiful


63 posted 09-30-2000 01:24 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

OK I've got it, I'm Carnation Love. Ready for service, I'll be glad to help in any way I can!!!!  

Carnation Love


Something sweet, something sort of grandish, sweeps my soul when thou art near...
hedeservesbetter@hotmail.com

EagleOne
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Between a laugh and a tear...


64 posted 10-01-2000 03:49 AM       View Profile for EagleOne   Email EagleOne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for EagleOne

A marvelous idea! You can count me in, as long as I don't have to do the morning milking.   Has anyone considered Australia, there is plenty of room here!  

"The heart and soul have no illusion of boundries when friendship is the quest"
~ My Angel.
Dark Angel
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65 posted 10-01-2000 08:40 AM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

YAY EagleOne!!!  I'm in for Australia  

Aussie Aussie Aussie
Oi!    Oi!    Oi!
Sven
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66 posted 10-01-2000 04:44 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

Well hello Joyous Breeze, Petunia Peace. . .and all the rest. . .

It's me, your new friend. . . Mountain Snow. . .

And since we're talking about being somewhere where there's LOTS of snow. . .count me in!!!

I was thinking that I could be the city's Welcome Wagon. . .welcoming new visitors and getting new residents settled in. . ..

Well??  What do you think??

And you can count me in on this idea!!  
I LOVE IT!!!!

---------------------------------------------------------

That which gives light must endure burning
--Victor Frankl



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Poertree
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67 posted 10-01-2000 05:31 PM       View Profile for Poertree   Email Poertree   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poertree

quote:
Aussie! Aussie!  Aussie!
Oi!  Oi!  Oi!
  ....... sheesh !!


Deputy Scarlett Moon .....a reprimand for uncouth behaviour !!! whatdyathinkthisis? some anarchic lawless western town? c'mon wise up, or i'll have to remove yer squirt gun license.......  

Christopher
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Purgatorial Incarceration


68 posted 10-01-2000 06:20 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

"Oi Oi Oi" ...?

didn'ja leave off the "NK's" Maree?  
PhaerieChild
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69 posted 10-01-2000 09:10 PM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

Well, I don't much about plumbing and such. I am pretty handy with a soldering iron though and can fix motherboards and such. I can also help pretty the place up with needlepoint and embroidery (by hand no less) lol. Wind Willow...oh yeah I can do macrame too. Tables, plant hangers etc.

Poetry~ Words falling on paper, painting a dream.

Shawna R. Holder
Boise, Idaho

Dark Angel
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70 posted 10-02-2000 07:36 AM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

Ummm Christopher, me thinks the LA Times need the Oink Oinks LOL  
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71 posted 10-02-2000 07:53 AM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

Oh Philip, PLEASEEEE pleaseee don't remove my squirt gun, I promise to behave myself. heheheh
Poertree
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72 posted 10-02-2000 10:31 AM       View Profile for Poertree   Email Poertree   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poertree

Sheriff T-Bone to you IF yer please Miss Moon .........

ok just this once i'll let you off but mind you only squirt when and who i say ..

k, mount up, let's be ridin' outta here, i hear dat dere Mr Freeze has been slinging 'is whipped cream an' cones around, go get 'im gal ....  

Bill Charles
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highways, & byways, for now


73 posted 10-12-2000 08:52 PM       View Profile for Bill Charles   Email Bill Charles   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bill Charles

Good evening Poet deVine,
Count me in.

Bill
StarPryncess17
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74 posted 10-13-2000 02:02 PM       View Profile for StarPryncess17   Email StarPryncess17   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit StarPryncess17's Home Page   View IP for StarPryncess17

How I ever missed this is beyond me!! Hehehe anyways PdV I'd be glad to join...and don't worry I'm not laughing...*Laughs to self at having covinced you otherwise* oops...damn you heard me!   hehe j/k. Oh and by the way...can I be the doctor?!?! That would be so cool!!!!  

~*~Jessica~*~

*Being an angel doesn't mean having a halo or wings, it means doing the right thing and wanting to make a difference*

 
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