Even if you're a Republican, you gotta find this amusing!
Quotes by George W. Bush, Jr.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance
from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there
canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is
oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." 8/11/94
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in
this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in
this century". 9/15/94
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
- but that could change." 5/22/98
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one
word is 'to be prepared'." 12/6/93
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." 11/30/96
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
"The future will be better tomorrow."
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and
a tremendous impact on history."
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." Governor George W. Bush
Jr., Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We
have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
"Public speaking is very easy." to reporters 10/9/97
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my
has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are
blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." 9/22/97
"For NASA, space is still a high priority." 9/5/93
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George
may or may not make."
"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
mistakes we may or may not have made."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it.
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
[This message has been edited by Local Rebel (edited 10-30-2000).]