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Christopher
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0 posted 10-31-2000 12:54 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher


I can't think of anything to complain about in the Alley - it's depressing... help - I need conflict... I'm... fading... away...
Alicat
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1 posted 10-31-2000 09:02 AM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

Yanno, Chris, for a moment there you sounded like my curmudgeonish Dad...if he had nothing left to complain about, he'd complain about the lack of things to complain about. Have you tried a yogurt-free diet?
doreen peri
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2 posted 10-31-2000 09:11 AM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

Christopher, i just CANNOT believe this!!

I'm SHOCKED!



you're taking up perfectly good bandwidth,  space on ron's Ceres...not to mention everybody's TIME... to come in here and complain that you don't have a complaint!!! well, I have a complaint! YOU!! how dare you!!!??!! i have things to do today, and i just don't have time for this nonsense!! and the other day, btw, you put my name in the hug thread and called me an instigatress!! talk about shocked!! i was completely bowled over by that accusation!! at the same time you're sending a "hug" my way??? you are something else entirely, my friend, and i'm not sure what it is, but this kind of thing just has to stop... now... if you don't have anything to complain about, i suggest  you just get up off that seat, turn off that computer and go out and FIND SOMETHING!!! There's plenty of things to complain about out there, believe you me!!!

whew! well... i guess that's all for now but if i see you complaining about nothing again, i will have much more to say,  you better believe it, young man! *wink*
Jamie
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3 posted 10-31-2000 10:44 AM       View Profile for Jamie   Email Jamie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Jamie's Home Page   View IP for Jamie

Here is something for ya C--- Philip seems to be getting soft on us,,, whatever will we do?????



Jamie

Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil.
"Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely".


Christopher
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4 posted 10-31-2000 01:20 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

Ali - "Luke, I am your father..."  

Doreen - Love ya babe!   hehe

Jamie - YES!!!!!!!!! What's with that soppy Brit lately anyway? I think CA's making him weak!
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5 posted 10-31-2000 01:33 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Uh, Chris?  I thought you wanted to keep "that" complaint under wraps, you know, the one about the "problem"?  {~,^}  Does that mean it's OK for me to talk about it now?  Hummmm???

Karilea
If I whisper, will you listen?...KRJ


Christopher
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6 posted 10-31-2000 02:22 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

uhhmm - OK Kari - Shoot!  
Temptress
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7 posted 10-31-2000 05:43 PM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

Poor poor, Christopher!! I have just one thing to say...

GET OVER IT!! tee hee!!    
LATERS TROLL FACE!  
Lady Lost
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8 posted 10-31-2000 06:55 PM       View Profile for Lady Lost   Email Lady Lost   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lady Lost

There are many things to complain about....

...being called pumpkin head

oh wait thats me.

...expensive airplane tickets

...cruising down the highway at a nice speed until grandpa pulls out in front of you doing 15 mph in a lincoln

...unexplainable traffic on a sunday at
1:00 p.m.

...lighting a cigarette at a resteraunt taking one drag and then seeing the waitress come around the corner with your food  (that cant happen in CA can it?)

I could go on forever...I hope I have inspired you
StarPryncess17
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9 posted 10-31-2000 07:12 PM       View Profile for StarPryncess17   Email StarPryncess17   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit StarPryncess17's Home Page   View IP for StarPryncess17

and if all else fails, you could always complain about me!!  

*Being an angel doesn't mean having a halo or wings, it means doing the right thing and wanting to make a difference*

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10 posted 10-31-2000 08:10 PM       View Profile for LoveBug   Email LoveBug   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LoveBug

Complain about CERTAIN laws... you know what I mean  

False gems may shine as brightly as the genuine article, but there are always those who can tell the difference.


Isis
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11 posted 10-31-2000 08:19 PM       View Profile for Isis   Email Isis   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Isis's Home Page   View IP for Isis

Complaining about the lack of things to complain about  LOL  You win the prize Chris.
Isis

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~Isis~~Sovereign of the Spirit.
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Erica, I'm ashamed of you! Tsk Tsk....what are we gonna do with you?  

And Chris, how bout complaining about this halloween coloring?  Looks like someone threw up on my screen, blech!  


*Krista Knutson*

"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar."
Helen Keller

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13 posted 10-31-2000 10:09 PM       View Profile for Dusk Treader   Email Dusk Treader   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dusk Treader

Jeez... what is it that you always tell me...

COPE!!!

Hehehe....  


Abrahm Simons

"I'm not sick, but I'm not well, and I'm so hot, cause I'm in Hell." - Harvey Danger
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14 posted 10-31-2000 10:45 PM       View Profile for warmhrt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for warmhrt

Christopher,

I thought perhaps there'd be a new pic up there, and you would have a blasted SHIRT ON!
You come in here half dressed and ...and ...oh, damn ...just put a shirt on.
You exhibitionist, you!
mia

...got to be somewhere better than in the middle...~Wallflowers
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15 posted 10-31-2000 11:03 PM       View Profile for LoveBug   Email LoveBug   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LoveBug

The alley would be full of complaints if Chris ever put a shirt on!  
Christopher
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See - you can all make fun of me for posting this, and having no life. But I say the following in response:

WHo is the greater fool? He who is the fool, or the fool who follows him?



Hugs all!

C
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I'd say probably the fool.
warmhrt
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DITTO

mia

...got to be somewhere better than in the middle...~Wallflowers
Jamie
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When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin
line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. ----?



Jamie

Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil.
"Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely".


Skyfyre
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Er -- Chris, you forgot a line in your clever little adage, which incidentally makes it not a very good adage after all:

"Who is the greater fool -- he who is the fool, or the fool who follows him for the express purpose of informing him that he IS a fool...?"

In which case, I would have to say that the fool who initiated the foolishness in the first place is the Head Cheese Fool.  

... um, but that's just me ... LOL

--L


Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
Lady Lost
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21 posted 11-01-2000 06:40 PM       View Profile for Lady Lost   Email Lady Lost   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lady Lost

...and remember, chris, honey, we are all just your little sheep.  baa.
Poet deVine
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22 posted 11-01-2000 07:00 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Ok..how about some honesty here...I'm not one of Chris' sheep and I agree the shirt has to go...as do the pants....let's have a nudie shot please!!!!! (I volunteer to take the photo!)
Christopher
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23 posted 11-04-2000 01:13 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

Hmm - lemme see Sharon.... NOT!  
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24 posted 11-04-2000 01:20 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Well right now i can see why there's nothing to complain about.....but when i get older i'll be complaining about the high prices of viagra and those large kidney stones trapped inside me due to my addiction to coca cola..
oh well!



"I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust."

I hate your socks. I'd like to burn them!
 
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