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Christopher
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0 posted 2000-10-31 12:54 PM



I can't think of anything to complain about in the Alley - it's depressing... help - I need conflict... I'm... fading... away...

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Alicat
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1 posted 2000-10-31 09:02 AM


Yanno, Chris, for a moment there you sounded like my curmudgeonish Dad...if he had nothing left to complain about, he'd complain about the lack of things to complain about. Have you tried a yogurt-free diet?
doreen peri
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2 posted 2000-10-31 09:11 AM


Christopher, i just CANNOT believe this!!

I'm SHOCKED!



you're taking up perfectly good bandwidth,  space on ron's Ceres...not to mention everybody's TIME... to come in here and complain that you don't have a complaint!!! well, I have a complaint! YOU!! how dare you!!!??!! i have things to do today, and i just don't have time for this nonsense!! and the other day, btw, you put my name in the hug thread and called me an instigatress!! talk about shocked!! i was completely bowled over by that accusation!! at the same time you're sending a "hug" my way??? you are something else entirely, my friend, and i'm not sure what it is, but this kind of thing just has to stop... now... if you don't have anything to complain about, i suggest  you just get up off that seat, turn off that computer and go out and FIND SOMETHING!!! There's plenty of things to complain about out there, believe you me!!!

whew! well... i guess that's all for now but if i see you complaining about nothing again, i will have much more to say,  you better believe it, young man! *wink*

Jamie
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3 posted 2000-10-31 10:44 AM


Here is something for ya C--- Philip seems to be getting soft on us,,, whatever will we do?????



Jamie

Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil.
"Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely".



Christopher
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4 posted 2000-10-31 01:20 PM


Ali - "Luke, I am your father..."  

Doreen - Love ya babe!   hehe

Jamie - YES!!!!!!!!! What's with that soppy Brit lately anyway? I think CA's making him weak!

Sunshine
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5 posted 2000-10-31 01:33 PM


Uh, Chris?  I thought you wanted to keep "that" complaint under wraps, you know, the one about the "problem"?  {~,^}  Does that mean it's OK for me to talk about it now?  Hummmm???

Karilea
If I whisper, will you listen?...KRJ



Christopher
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6 posted 2000-10-31 02:22 PM


uhhmm - OK Kari - Shoot!  
Temptress
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7 posted 2000-10-31 05:43 PM


Poor poor, Christopher!! I have just one thing to say...

GET OVER IT!! tee hee!!    
LATERS TROLL FACE!  

Lady Lost
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8 posted 2000-10-31 06:55 PM


There are many things to complain about....

...being called pumpkin head

oh wait thats me.

...expensive airplane tickets

...cruising down the highway at a nice speed until grandpa pulls out in front of you doing 15 mph in a lincoln

...unexplainable traffic on a sunday at
1:00 p.m.

...lighting a cigarette at a resteraunt taking one drag and then seeing the waitress come around the corner with your food  (that cant happen in CA can it?)

I could go on forever...I hope I have inspired you

StarPryncess17
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9 posted 2000-10-31 07:12 PM


and if all else fails, you could always complain about me!!  

*Being an angel doesn't mean having a halo or wings, it means doing the right thing and wanting to make a difference*


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10 posted 2000-10-31 08:10 PM


Complain about CERTAIN laws... you know what I mean  

False gems may shine as brightly as the genuine article, but there are always those who can tell the difference.



Isis
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11 posted 2000-10-31 08:19 PM


Complaining about the lack of things to complain about  LOL  You win the prize Chris.
Isis

*I believe every time you put your words to paper, you change. Each feeling is set free, and you may follow.....*
~Isis~~Sovereign of the Spirit.

Alwye
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12 posted 2000-10-31 09:51 PM


Erica, I'm ashamed of you! Tsk Tsk....what are we gonna do with you?  

And Chris, how bout complaining about this halloween coloring?  Looks like someone threw up on my screen, blech!  


*Krista Knutson*

"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar."
Helen Keller


Dusk Treader
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13 posted 2000-10-31 10:09 PM


Jeez... what is it that you always tell me...

COPE!!!

Hehehe....  


Abrahm Simons

"I'm not sick, but I'm not well, and I'm so hot, cause I'm in Hell." - Harvey Danger

warmhrt
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14 posted 2000-10-31 10:45 PM


Christopher,

I thought perhaps there'd be a new pic up there, and you would have a blasted SHIRT ON!
You come in here half dressed and ...and ...oh, damn ...just put a shirt on.
You exhibitionist, you!
mia

...got to be somewhere better than in the middle...~Wallflowers

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15 posted 2000-10-31 11:03 PM


The alley would be full of complaints if Chris ever put a shirt on!  
Christopher
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16 posted 2000-11-01 01:01 AM


See - you can all make fun of me for posting this, and having no life. But I say the following in response:

WHo is the greater fool? He who is the fool, or the fool who follows him?



Hugs all!

C

Severn
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17 posted 2000-11-01 03:50 AM


I'd say probably the fool.
warmhrt
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18 posted 2000-11-01 09:29 AM


DITTO

mia

...got to be somewhere better than in the middle...~Wallflowers

Jamie
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19 posted 2000-11-01 09:47 AM


When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin
line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. ----?



Jamie

Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil.
"Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely".



Skyfyre
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20 posted 2000-11-01 12:25 PM


Er -- Chris, you forgot a line in your clever little adage, which incidentally makes it not a very good adage after all:

"Who is the greater fool -- he who is the fool, or the fool who follows him for the express purpose of informing him that he IS a fool...?"

In which case, I would have to say that the fool who initiated the foolishness in the first place is the Head Cheese Fool.  

... um, but that's just me ... LOL

--L


Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

Lady Lost
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21 posted 2000-11-01 06:40 PM


...and remember, chris, honey, we are all just your little sheep.  baa.
Poet deVine
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22 posted 2000-11-01 07:00 PM


Ok..how about some honesty here...I'm not one of Chris' sheep and I agree the shirt has to go...as do the pants....let's have a nudie shot please!!!!! (I volunteer to take the photo!)
Christopher
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23 posted 2000-11-04 01:13 AM


Hmm - lemme see Sharon.... NOT!  
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24 posted 2000-11-04 01:20 PM


Well right now i can see why there's nothing to complain about.....but when i get older i'll be complaining about the high prices of viagra and those large kidney stones trapped inside me due to my addiction to coca cola..
oh well!



"I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust."

I hate your socks. I'd like to burn them!

Sunshine
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25 posted 2000-11-04 10:44 PM


Just to see if Chris is "glowing" over what I might describe as the "problem", this is BTTT...

Karilea
If I whisper, will you listen?...
I would rather be silent and write, then speak loudly and be bound.
KRJ



Christopher
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26 posted 2000-11-05 01:44 AM


Do tell Kari - I can take it!  
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