Sitting in Michael's Lap
CHRISTOPHER'S AN OLD FART! CHRISTOPHER'S AN OLD FART!!!
Wrinkles, huh? Well, you've given ME a few gray hairs, so I'd have to say that you deserve them ...
Anyway, on the bright side; they make you more -- erm -- "distinguished," right? Or something...? I read that in Modern Maturity magazine, I think ...
If it makes you feel any better, I still think you're cute -- and you KNOW I'm in no position to be swayed by your silver tongue at the moment, so consider that a HIGH COMPLIMENT!
PS: New picture is MUCH better, but it still doesn't look like you! Who is this guy you keep paying to take pictures for you?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.