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wayoutwalt
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since 06-22-99
Posts 5106
TEXAS (it's all big)


0 posted 11-12-2000 10:26 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt



White Dove, Balladeer and Kit McCullum all walk into a bar
Ouch!

I just flew in from Australia and boy are my Dark Angel wings tired

Take my Poet DeVine
Please!

How many Nanís does it take to write a fine poem
One!

Why did Rainbow Girl, Tracie and Severn cross the road
Cuz itís a lil bit closer to America


Add more if yuh want hehehe
Kit McCallum
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since 04-30-2000
Posts 16920
Ontario, Canada


1 posted 11-12-2000 11:30 AM       View Profile for Kit McCallum   Email Kit McCallum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kit McCallum

ROFL ... cute Walt, loved these, thanks for the grins!    

PS ... I'd buy you a round Rebecca and Michael, but it looks like we've had enough already, LOL!  
Sunshine
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since 06-25-99
Posts 67715
Listening to every heart


2 posted 11-12-2000 01:08 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

LOL...{~,^}

Karilea
If I whisper, will you listen?...
I would rather be silent and write, then speak loudly and be bound.
KRJ


Dopey Dope
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since 08-30-2000
Posts 15536
San Juan, Puerto Rico


3 posted 11-12-2000 04:36 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Haha!  



I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I hate your socks. I'd like to burn them!

Severn
Member Rara Avis
since 07-17-99
Posts 8273


4 posted 11-12-2000 09:09 PM       View Profile for Severn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Severn

~Splutter~

I'm quite happy sitting in my beautiful corner o' te world Walty...

so THERE

(heh heh)

Add more?

Hmmmm...

thinking thinking (hurts)

K

warmhrt
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since 12-18-1999
Posts 1566


5 posted 11-13-2000 12:46 AM       View Profile for warmhrt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for warmhrt

>What do you get if you cross Philip (Poertree)and Pete (Not a Poet)?

An English sonnet

>Where does a partridge perch at Christmas?

In a Poertree

>What do you get if you add Philip with one L and Christopher with one shirt?

An English Bulldog wearing a shirt (Chris said he was getting wrinkles)

>Kid d and Elyse?

A little girl who writes great poetry.
mia

...got to be somewhere better than in the middle...~Wallflowers

[This message has been edited by miapoetess (edited 11-13-2000).]
Dark Angel
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since 08-04-99
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6 posted 11-13-2000 01:03 AM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

Yeah after 14 hours of flight, cause they'd be tired  hehehe

yes please Mr Walty, more, we want more,WE WANT MORE!  

Maree

"If my words could blanket the skies
and fill every corner and crevice of
this earth, still this won't be enough"
"Maree Russo"
Erin
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since 06-15-2000
Posts 2681
~Chicago~


7 posted 11-13-2000 01:58 AM       View Profile for Erin   Email Erin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Erin

LOL share some more with us!!!

~*Love is sometimes like a rose. Beautiful in the beginning but dies in the end.*~
Nan
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since 05-20-99
Posts 24426
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA


8 posted 11-13-2000 07:35 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

How far out is walt?

So far, he Burns.....
angelface
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since 10-25-2000
Posts 40
Savannah area, Georgia


9 posted 11-13-2000 11:34 AM       View Profile for angelface   Email angelface   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for angelface

Well, I don't have one that rags on someone in :P but I have one that is funny...

What's green and stands in a corner??

A naughty frog!!!!  

If something inspires you, write about it. If something inspires you but is pure inspiration, do not write about it, for that shall taint it
DS
 
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