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wayoutwalt
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since 1999-06-22
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TEXAS (it's all big)

0 posted 2000-11-12 10:26 AM




White Dove, Balladeer and Kit McCullum all walk into a bar
Ouch!

I just flew in from Australia and boy are my Dark Angel wings tired

Take my Poet DeVine
Please!

How many Nan’s does it take to write a fine poem
One!

Why did Rainbow Girl, Tracie and Severn cross the road
Cuz it’s a lil bit closer to America


Add more if yuh want hehehe

© Copyright 2000 Walt Burns - All Rights Reserved
Kit McCallum
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1 posted 2000-11-12 11:30 AM


ROFL ... cute Walt, loved these, thanks for the grins!    

PS ... I'd buy you a round Rebecca and Michael, but it looks like we've had enough already, LOL!  

Sunshine
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2 posted 2000-11-12 01:08 PM


LOL...{~,^}

Karilea
If I whisper, will you listen?...
I would rather be silent and write, then speak loudly and be bound.
KRJ



Dopey Dope
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3 posted 2000-11-12 04:36 PM


Haha!  



I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I hate your socks. I'd like to burn them!


Severn
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since 1999-07-17
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4 posted 2000-11-12 09:09 PM


~Splutter~

I'm quite happy sitting in my beautiful corner o' te world Walty...

so THERE

(heh heh)

Add more?

Hmmmm...

thinking thinking (hurts)

K


warmhrt
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since 1999-12-18
Posts 1563

5 posted 2000-11-13 12:46 PM


>What do you get if you cross Philip (Poertree)and Pete (Not a Poet)?

An English sonnet

>Where does a partridge perch at Christmas?

In a Poertree

>What do you get if you add Philip with one L and Christopher with one shirt?

An English Bulldog wearing a shirt (Chris said he was getting wrinkles)

>Kid d and Elyse?

A little girl who writes great poetry.
mia< !signature-->

...got to be somewhere better than in the middle...~Wallflowers

[This message has been edited by miapoetess (edited 11-13-2000).]

Dark Angel
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since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095

6 posted 2000-11-13 01:03 AM


Yeah after 14 hours of flight, cause they'd be tired  hehehe

yes please Mr Walty, more, we want more,WE WANT MORE!  

Maree

"If my words could blanket the skies
and fill every corner and crevice of
this earth, still this won't be enough"
"Maree Russo"

Erin
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since 2000-06-15
Posts 2527
~Chicago~
7 posted 2000-11-13 01:58 AM


LOL share some more with us!!!

~*Love is sometimes like a rose. Beautiful in the beginning but dies in the end.*~

Nan
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8 posted 2000-11-13 07:35 AM


How far out is walt?

So far, he Burns.....

angelface
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since 2000-10-25
Posts 40
Savannah area, Georgia
9 posted 2000-11-13 11:34 AM


Well, I don't have one that rags on someone in :P but I have one that is funny...

What's green and stands in a corner??

A naughty frog!!!!  

If something inspires you, write about it. If something inspires you but is pure inspiration, do not write about it, for that shall taint it
DS

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