Sitting in Michael's Lap
Gee, I dunno Chris, I always pictured you as more of an Olive loaf ... maybe with lots of cheese ...
... or maybe Spam...? LMAO
Well, OK ... I'll be nice ... you can have ham, as long as it isn't sweet ham, cause Lord knows ain't nothin' sweet about you ... (my I'm feeling vicious today, aren't I..?)
I would be the Philly Cheese Steak, perhaps with a touch of Vegemite for flavor -- on Cuban bread, not a hoagie. Not because I feel it stands for anything I stand for, but because it's a damned good sandwich, assuming you can get your hands on some Vegemite ... which brings me to another point: why is it we have all sorts of Thai, Chinese, and Latin grocery stores here in the US, and no Aussie markets...? All we have is this "Outback" steak house, which is really just a Texas steakhouse with a British guy trying to do a commercial in Aussie accent ... sigh. DISCRIMINATION, I say ...
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.