Sitting in Michael's Lap
You have GOT to be kidding me ...
Ali, drool isn't the only thing you will be mopping up here ... cause I think I'm going to be sick ...
Look, people, Chris is a good friend of mine, and I like him as well as the next level-headed person, but this is a bit -- well -- ridiculous. Rest assured he will be back and making trouble soon enough without all of you giving him something to be smugly amused about!
I will NEVER hear the end of this one ...
Remember: maintaining a positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will certainly annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.