... the old black rum
Ok, here is an edited version... no profanity. I think it still seems funny.
Moved to our new home in Canada. It's so beautiful here. The mountains
are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.
Canada. It is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned
all colours and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the
beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly
they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I
love it here.
Remembrance day. Deer season starts soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting
to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it snows soon. I love it here.
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It
looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps
and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won). When the snow
plough came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place.
We love Canada.
More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. It's
beautiful here but I'm exhausted from shoveling. Damn snow plough.
More of that white junk fell last night. I have got blisters on my hands
and a sore back from shoveling. I think the snow plough hides around the
corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. That no good little…..
Merry White Christmas eh! More frigging snow. If I ever get my hands on
the son-of-a-gun who drives the snow plough, I swear I'll kill the little
idiot. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the
More white junk last night. Been inside for three days now except for
shoveling out the driveway after that snow plough goes through every time.
Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of white junk, and it's so
frigging cold, The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the stuff
again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
That damn weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the junk this time.
At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snow plough got stuck up in
the road and that idiot came to my door and asked to borrow my shovel.
After I told him that I had already broken six shovels shoveling out all that
damn snow he had pushed into my driveway, I damn near broke my last
one over his thick head.
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get some food and
on my way back a stupid deer ran in front of the car. Did about $3000
damage to the car. Those dumb beasts should be killed. The critters are
everywhere. Wish the hunters had exterminated them all last November.
Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusted
out from all that frigging salt they put all over the roads.
Moved to Arizona. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would
ever want to live in such a strange place as Canada.
** gee its only a little snow….. come on up, I’ll supply the hot coco..
We lose more tourists… this way…
Well, those of us that live here still call it Paradise.