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Stop me if you've heard this one. (a chance to smile)

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SorrowsMystress
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0 posted 12-21-2000 08:17 AM       View Profile for SorrowsMystress   Email SorrowsMystress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SorrowsMystress

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"

The woman turns to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!"

The patrolman said, "May I see your license?" The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!" The woman gave him her license.

The patrolman said, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen." The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He thinks he knows you!"


**thought this was pretty funny... just wanted to make you guys smile.  



"It was my love that did us both to death. " -Sylvia Plath

Cerenity
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1 posted 12-21-2000 11:49 AM       View Profile for Cerenity   Email Cerenity   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cerenity

Hi SorrowsMystress,

Never heard it before and yes I smiled thank you, and now how are you and the baby doing? I hope all is well and I am glad to see you here, in good spirits.

Love, Cerenity


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We have to be reminded that He exist!"

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Elizabeth
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2 posted 12-21-2000 12:47 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Ha ha ha....very funny!
Sven
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3 posted 12-21-2000 01:56 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

Now, that's WAY better than any of those jokes that K has told us!!!  

K???  Are you taking notes???


LOL  

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Honeybee
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4 posted 12-21-2000 02:43 PM       View Profile for Honeybee   Email Honeybee   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Honeybee


Hehe LMAO!  Thanks for the smile, I've got something to share with my friends through e-mail, thanks!  

Melissa


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SorrowsMystress
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5 posted 12-21-2000 02:52 PM       View Profile for SorrowsMystress   Email SorrowsMystress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SorrowsMystress

Hehehe, thought you guys would like it  

Cerenity- I'm still waiting for the baby to come.  I don't think she's in as much of a hurry as I am. lol.  I don't want to be in the hospital for christmas, especially since I have family out here from California.  Oh well, as long as she comes, and is healthy, I guess I can look past spending christmas in the hospital.


Glad I could make you guys smile!!   Happy Holidays to everyone!!


"It was my love that did us both to death. " -Sylvia Plath

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6 posted 12-21-2000 11:05 PM       View Profile for Dopey Dope   Email Dopey Dope   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dopey Dope

Well this was funny....thanks for the laugh.



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Echo Rhayne
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7 posted 12-22-2000 05:14 AM       View Profile for Echo Rhayne   Email Echo Rhayne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Echo Rhayne

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I've heard it, actually I heard it the other day before you posted it, still love it though!  Thanks for the laugh again!

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Michael
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8 posted 12-22-2000 08:55 AM       View Profile for Michael   Email Michael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Michael

Thanks for the  

Michael
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9 posted 12-22-2000 02:46 PM       View Profile for firecrakker   Email firecrakker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for firecrakker

Had not heard this one.. glad I dropped in and did!!  ..

Sheila
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10 posted 12-22-2000 03:12 PM       View Profile for Erin   Email Erin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Erin

Sorrows~
I like this one. I have never heard it but it is a good one!


People leave our lives as quickly as they come, but the ones that mean something leave footprints in our hearts.
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