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Stop me if you've heard this one. (a chance to smile)
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SorrowsMystress Member
since 2000-04-01
Posts 178I'm a wanderer, a nomad...I don't live in one particular area, Just wherever I end up. 
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An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" The woman turns to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!" The patrolman said, "May I see your license?" The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!" The woman gave him her license. The patrolman said, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen." The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He thinks he knows you!" **thought this was pretty funny... just wanted to make you guys smile.  "It was my love that did us both to death. " -Sylvia Plath |
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Cerenity Member Elite
since 2000-02-16
Posts 2637Escondido-California |
Hi SorrowsMystress, Never heard it before and yes I smiled thank you, and now how are you and the baby doing? I hope all is well and I am glad to see you here, in good spirits. Love, Cerenity "God doesn't have to be reminded that we exist. We have to be reminded that He exist!" (Writer Unknown) |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Ha ha ha....very funny! |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
Now, that's WAY better than any of those jokes that K has told us!!!  K??? Are you taking notes??? LOL  ---------------------------------------------------------- That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
Hehe LMAO! Thanks for the smile, I've got something to share with my friends through e-mail, thanks! Melissa The beauty of poetry gives my soul wings to fly free within dreams |
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SorrowsMystress Member
since 2000-04-01
Posts 178I'm a wanderer, a nomad...I don't live in one particular area, Just wherever I end up. |
Hehehe, thought you guys would like it Cerenity- I'm still waiting for the baby to come. I don't think she's in as much of a hurry as I am. lol. I don't want to be in the hospital for christmas, especially since I have family out here from California. Oh well, as long as she comes, and is healthy, I guess I can look past spending christmas in the hospital. Glad I could make you guys smile!! Happy Holidays to everyone!! "It was my love that did us both to death. " -Sylvia Plath |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Well this was funny....thanks for the laugh.  I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. I hate your socks. I'd like to burn them! |
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Echo Rhayne Senior Member
since 1999-09-17
Posts 1495Canyon Country, CA |
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've heard it, actually I heard it the other day before you posted it, still love it though! Thanks for the laugh again! We're called to stand out, not blend in! |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
Thanks for the Michael |
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firecrakker Member
since 2000-10-20
Posts 235Virginia |
Had not heard this one.. glad I dropped in and did!!  .. Sheila |
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Erin Member Elite
since 2000-06-15
Posts 2527~Chicago~ |
Sorrows~ I like this one. I have never heard it but it is a good one! People leave our lives as quickly as they come, but the ones that mean something leave footprints in our hearts. |
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