Sitting in Michael's Lap
Well folks, I am here to announce that Michael and I are officially breaking up.
At least for this Saturday ...
HIS Raiders are playing MY Dolphins, and we have decided that our relationship will be utterly unsalvagable for the entirety of that day. Yeah, we know the game is only for four hours or so, but we have to allow taunting beforehand and rubbing it in afterward ... to be followed in short order by pistols at twenty paces, no doubt.
Or maybe we'll just sit across the room from each other and throw popcorn.
Sigh ... love and football ...